So great for that guy…to have the opportunity to play soldier without the actual commitment or sense of duty or risk of life and limb…good on ya, bro

Good point.

Probably bathing too.

Deodorant is woke.

That was the American uniform to fight plants for decades. Now we wonder why actual people scare them….

And book and vaccines

Books and science too!

Rainbows, drag queens, and books.

Books wins!

Bet it is scared shitless by books and libraries.

Of course, the inbred can’t read!

There might be drag shows.

One can only hope. 😂

You forgot, his shadow too.

And 🌈 crosswalks

🤭

Tats and beard to pretend masculinity. But no balls. Never served in military. Rejected by everyone. Never picked for sports teams. Loser personified.

Cosplay soldier

And books.

Unveil a character who embodies the raw, unfiltered essence of trailer trash, lacking any semblance of intelligence and cowering in fear without the comforting weight of his oversized weapon by his side!

...toothpaste, deodorant, rationality, keurig pods, bud light... It's a seemingly non-exhaustive list.

Paper straws and led lights

Roundabouts and literacy

I forgot about roundabouts. Gotta be tough in a stomper truck.

If Karma "accidently" fired his gun, it'd shred his left foot. [==*==]

😂😂 right, you made me look.

Lololol perfect!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

and pronouns

I think god works better as an it.

i like dev as a pronoun for the one some call god