You sure did! 💙

Hopefully he's been hanging out in vlose proximity to RFK Jr. foe the last few weeks.

So what does the super genius, leader of us all, god emperor donnie trump suggest? Blood letting? Two aspirin and call him in the morning? WHAT?

We really need a functioning CDC. Disease doesn’t care about political affiliation.

Good, I hope you suffer.

I can't locate my interest in his health, or the health of any and all FoxNazis and GOPNazis.

Good. Suffer

😂😅🤣

Haha. I read this as Melania at first. Not much difference when you think about it.

😂oh well

So...

He should take some ivermectin & wash it down with some raw milk, while putting a light up his ass & injecting bleach.

I'm sure RFK Jr will fix that up

I thought she was with Donald??

I kinda hoping he spreads it to the rest of fox! Let’s all hope he gets the Murdocks! 🤣

Is he sure it's not just a hangover?

Fuckwit McDumbfuck?!

All they do is lie... so how can you take this at face value? He has zero credibility, so I'm calling Bullshit on this.

Hopefully it’s really contagious.

good! now may he die a thousand pieces!

Wow! We’ve had more cases of West Nile in Colorado this year and we’ve been using more insect repellent than in past years but Malaria?

Guess RFK convince him not to get his malaria vaccine. Malaria vaccines are designed to prevent infection with the malaria parasite, Plasmodium. Currently, there are two approved malaria vaccines.

Uh oh.

Is it lethal?

Somehow I'm sure he'll survive.

There’s a fucking vaccine for that…

Good, I hope he suffers terribly

hahahaha.

lookit us, what we've been driven to...the most compassionate & empathetic of us laughing at the misfortune & illness of these mtherfKKKers. so outta character for lots of us, but here we are. if we dont laugh, we'll weep.

Maybe he can guzzle some Chlorox or something.

Melania Malaria Potato Pa Tado. I wish it were contagious.

It's not? Dammit!

It's pronounced Melania, not Malaria. 😆

God I wish that was contagious person to person😆.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And.....?? Or yeaaaaaaaaaa

Good riddance

Am i missing where he traveled to?

Good question!

Attention, MAGAsses! THIS is what you can use hydroxychloroquine for. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

As someone whi has had it, I hope he suffers.

So if he has a 'severe' case wouldn't he feel like shit instead on going on X

Good give it to tRUMP

Just as long as he relies on prayer to cure him rather than the stupid health science hoaxes.

🍊💩🌮 saw this update and thought he had Melania and then had to calm himself down cause Melania isn’t Ivanka.

Karma

We haven’t seen anyone contract Malaria in the United States in decades. Normally, it’s seen in US hospitals only among people recently returned from areas where malaria is endemic. I assume this man had recently returned from such a place. HOWEVER, climate change isn’t just about temperature.

They think global warming is it's just getting hotter. Morons. 🙄

Screw the Fake Fox Flunkie

Malaria is not a thing in the US. Did he travel to Africa? Either way, serves him right, he is a FOX news propagandist, who seeks to poison the minds of society. No sympathy for this MFer!!

He should shine a flashlight up his ass.

RFK SAYS GO JUMP IN A CESSPOOL

Rolling around in the swamp can do that. Surprisingly not more of those Swamp Rollers

RFK Jr will take care of him....

Those poor mosquitoes

boohoo, they have vaxxes for that!

Don't worry, a little bit of invermectin should take care of it. 🤡

Watch RFK advise him to put leeches all over his body and have the virus bled out of him. You don't even need a prescription.

Oh no. That poor Mosquito.

😆😆

🤣🤣🤣

Likely just a minor case of being mitochondrially challenged. It should pass.

Call RFK Jr Loon. He’ll be right up his alley.

That's too soft. He and everyone working in that pestilent channel should have leprosy.

Naw tertiary syphilis.

I remember him here 🇨🇦 as “JD Roberts” on Much Music show.

You sure he didn't say "Melania" & he's holding her for ransom?

Die and make sure you take the rest of those FOX A$$WIPES with you!!! And don't forget to grab TACO on your way out!!! How many other people did you infect DUMBA$$??

I guess thoughts and prayers are in order; we all wish a speedy recovery to the mosquito.

That’s what happens when you go to exotic destinations where they cater to the appetites of sexual deviants or pedophiles; and that, of course, includes Florida.

Florida is exotic? Lmao first time I've heard that outside a travel brochure 😆😆 i can say that, I live here 😭

Well, the Keys are weird - weird can be exotic, right? ps. I like weird in small doses.

Yeah, but even the Keys have changed a lot for the worse these past few years, it’s not Hemingway’s land anymore; if he saw what it has become today he would go back to Cuba.

Yes lol!

To MAGA and assholes it is, they all dream to move there one day; it’s the Republican promised land.

Okay. In other news...😊

👍🏼😆

There’s bleach & a tide pod for that. I’d recommend talking to a doctor about something like Hydroxychloroquine or something better but worms for brains would be disappointed.

Bleach & Tide!! I had almost forgotten! Just when he thought he would get the next White House appointment, this happens. But hey, call RFK, I’m sure he’ll help. 🤣🤣🤣

LOL! RFK would ✨ t o t a l l y✨ help!! It’s thanks to him I remembered those days!! 😂😂😭😭

And they'd be starving lol

L M A O

I hear ivermectin is a good cure 🤭

Good. Very good. Like in War of the Worlds, maybe a virus will end these fools. Well, I can dream.

😆👍🏼

He obviously caught it from RFK Jr.

No doubt it was the covid vaccine that weakened his immune system and made him susceptible to malaria. (sarcasm)

Why’d he quit working? We could be done with the whole bunch at Fox if he’d stayed and shared, lmao 🤣

If that's so, we never want him back in Canada. Ever.

Nature fighting back.

😊

Robert f Kennedy will save him🫠🥸🫥

I used to claim that when I was violently hung over.

Does he have raw milk?

Republicans are decease carriers

Read what you wrote and it's perfect and I hope you're correct lol

Good

Idiot! To argue with a man who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. Thomas Paine

bed, bloodletting and hot vegetables oil was what was practiced in the medieval ages. someone tells him!

What happens if he bites RFKjr???

Probably got it on a plane or at the airport. I wonder which type of malaria it is.

No thoughts, prayers or fucks to give.

Most in the comments are missing the bigger picture. This is not a "Boom, Cons Owned" moment. This is an "Oh god... we're fucked" moment. Malaria is not something one should even come down with in the U.S., Yet here we are.

Yeah there's also flesh eating flies in the US for the first time and my post about it got 2 likes! I don't get it. It's not political? Lmao.

It's the result of the Flooding the Zone method of information overload. Just a non-stop overwhelming cascade of insane news of every second of every day.

Who can tell?

Too bad maga doesn't believe in vaccines. There are vaccines for malaria that reasonable people get before traveling to a country where it's possible to contract the disease. They're safe and effective and prevent illness.

Shhhhh! 😆 since it isn't contagious we can keep this giant secret

Malaria or just sick of working at "Fux Noose?"

He has the presidon'ts wife?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😆 but don't call it the president lol

Just keep guzzling the Kool aid.

I've always called it orange fool-aid lol 😆

Thoughts and prayers… Hope it’s horrible.

Damn, too bad it’s not contagious. One way to wipe out fake fox.

What Big Pharma and the Global Doctor's Cabal don't want you to know is injesting battery acid cures malaria.

I'll spread the word lol

Good! maybe it will finish him off 🤞