Bizarre. But what else is new.

$0. It’s way too late for that.

Sniper required.

GoFundMe 😉

Bindi!!! 🤣🤣🤣

😆😆😆

Hey Donny, it’s easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven. Just an idea, start giving your money away and stop asking people to donate to whatever heavenly scheme you came up with now.

I've got some bad news for him. It ain't happening.

then DIE!

In that case I'd like a first-class ticket to Hell, please.

The new Captain Obvious.

Step 1: die m'fcker.

Trump is fund raising to get to heaven. The born again atheist knows this but the MAGAs & Xtains don't? Matthew 19:24 "And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

Just proves that these bible-clutching whackos don’t read the bible! They worship a demon that puts Satan himself to shame! Yet they blissfully follow his stench of brimstone Hypocrisy knows NO bounds!

Ok good you know those instincts you claim to have, DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE

There are many, on both sides of the aisle, who would be happy to assist. Hopefully someone will pay attention to this matter

I think he knows where he’s going. It’s pretty much a done deal.

He does and I love it. I LOVE IT.

NOT HAPPENING

#TrumpWillBurnInHell

That train left the station more than three wives ago.

Such a coward. Scared shitless of death. Hopefully he his pedo victims get justice and shame him to hell 🔥

"If I raise ONE TRILLION DOLLARS, God will call me home."

I want him to get there too!

You’re either going in the big oven on a high setting or a hole in the ground, that’s all there is you disgusting piece of 💩.

How does someone who embodies every deadly sin, routinely breaks every one of the 10 commandments, and is basically a horrible human being think he has any chance of getting into heaven? Apparently he’s never read the Bible he waves around. He can’t buy his way in.

WTH 👀

Well he's been going about it all wrong...

He won't, he can't. Heaven is one place we'll be free of Trump

Isn't this basically the plot of Kevin Smiths' movie, 'Dogma'? Granted, with a heavy dose of shrooms'👀

NOW he is worried about getting to heaven?? 79 years of petty revenge, screwing around, fraud, rape, adultery, gluttony, and NOW he’s thinking about the afterlife?? BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Well tuff luck trump Your going the Opposite direction With the rest of the Republicans.

He's going to buy his way into heaven?

He can't climb the stairway.

Indeed LOLOLOLO 😆

Yea, NO! Trump has a special place in Hell.

Too late... FELON is going to HELL!!

A never gonna happen DJT ever

Not on a bet, asshole!

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Can someone please help him along?

And extortion is the key, huh. I've been doing it all wrong.🤷

The fact that Evangelicals will not see this as blasphemy is hilarious. They ranted and raved about how the only way to heaven is through a personal relationship with Jesus. No works, not deed would ever make you worthy. But here he is, their president, trying to grift his way in.

They would have Major cognitive dissonance if they had any cognitive function at all😂

fat chance big boy

man do you have a ways to go.

How does $$ equate with heaven?

He thinks he can buy his way in like everything else

He doesn’t believe that but he knows it will get a lot of suckers to send money to help him out.

How are they this stupid?

I seriously think he believes it

He might but it’s his social media team that knows it’s bs and is putting that crap out, knowing how easy it is to pull cash out of these gullible maga suckers.

Trump’s just playing the victim card again! Always looking for sympathy (and cash)!

Truly moronic

Ridiculous

Going Jerry Falwell. These white men are gross.

For those who have eyes to see….. I think his answer is perfectly clear!

Trying to grift his way into heaven

It's definitely a cause worth pursuing .😎🤪🥸

No, just no.😂

Wellll He should go on top of trump tower, repent and confess all his crimes, THEN JUMP OFF..

A bullet will guarantee you teleport there immediately, you should try it Mr president!

Spoken like a man who knows he's about to die.

This is why I think he's dying soon, bc he started talking about getting into heaven...he knows his days are numbered

Single or duo digits?

I most certainly agree

LOL.. u can try traitor rapist pedophile but no room for monsters like you. But, satan is saving you a gold plated seat right next to him!

Amazing , creating Grift over trying to get to heaven , not one ounce of moral fiber in his body

Big C have Daddy Trump thinking about mortality? Good, good. Not that Vance won't be worse by half.

Gonna bribe St Peter with donation money? He sure won’t pay out of his own pocket.

If Heaven is full of people like you I know where I want to go...

Ooh donny boy there isn’t a chance in hell your getting into heaven But I hear you do have reservations in hell