Hey now. It is not April Fool's Day anymore! Besides, real life is too much of a joke these days anyway.

What is a boost list?

This was so mean

Little man Johnson says...pull my finger!

Suckage

🤬 asshat

Fuck, you had me fooled for about a millionth of a second!

he's all air.

8647 A magical number. Some will get it. Most won’t.

I like 25th 4 47.

I don't get it. Help?

"86" means to refuse to serve an unwanted customer. 86 47 means "get the bouncer, throw out President 47." 25th 4 47 means "25th amendment for President 47."

Thanks!

86 is the government code # to assassinate. 47 is the current president.

I thought it came from the address of a very exclusive bar in New York that would sic the bouncer on people who looked declasse. Like Studio 54 but without the cocaine orgies.

Could have been but the 86 code I was told was for government sanctioned assassinations on our enemies. The CIA has special operatives for that.

25th amendment for President 47.

MAGA is going to crop the bottom off and use this

Sick fucking lowlife that bastard is

Funny but not but funny. He needs to go in a big big way. He just needs to be somehow pushed out arrested jailed I wouldn’t mind that.

This kind of psychological torture should be illegal right now. I can't take the emotional whiplash.

You had my eyebrows raised for a second. 🤔

I can’t stand that little weasel

This has got to be a joke! He is not going against his own party. Or is this just more propaganda BS, to make it appear that he's doing something legitimately, and following the law, and then the ruling will be, there was no market manipulation found. GTFOH

Yes let's make a fake investigation. Let me help: Nothing wrong was found.

No need, they found nothing untoward

For a minute I thought he grew a pair !

If only he would have the fortitude.

Had me going…😂🤓

I believe it’s the democrats that are calling on everyone in the house to disclose their stocks during little Donnie’s shit show week. And I hope they stick to their guns to have the truth!

I was starting to think this was going to be the quickest investigation ever. Unnnntil...I seen the disclaimer at the bottom.

Now if Johnson had Balls and a spine, he might actually stop suckin Trump's dick & kissing ass, and actually started working for at minimum his constituents in Louisiana, he might have been a decent human. Ah yes, wha5 could have been!

I think he likes men, I think he is afraid of being gay 🤔. He is a strange dude. Since he is so religious, maybe he's a pedophile?

With the number of religiously "devout" that are convicted of sex crimes with children, this isn't so farfetched that it isn't believable

Mike Johnson belongs to the 7 Mountain Mandate. It's a religious group that I would say are white supremacists. Google it. They and other groups like Heritage Foundation and the Federalist Society are behind a lot of this craziness. They want to bring Biblical law to the US government. 🤦‍♀️ WTH

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That was a sucky episode maneuvered by Trump and his minions.

JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS AGAIN Thats why they had no problem getting together to disenfranchise women and minorities of their vote with nonsense restrictions.

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They’re all afraid of us. All of them. They have no idea the collective power of angry women.

Won’t this also affect the trans community? Or no?

Anyone who changes their name in court or when they get married to their spouses name is going to have to jump through some more hoops! I have known same sex marriage women who did not change their names and others who did. But I would imagine same-sex male marriages would probably be affected too!

Thank you, for answering for me, Connie. 👍

Yep exactly. Hmmmm I am noticing a pattern. Say tariffs, repeal tariffs, make money, repeat. Those in office or in Justice system put in by Trump won’t do shit about it.

@SpeakerJohnson said we should trust #P.I.N.O instincts who inherited $Millions from his Dad n filed for bankruptcy,Inherited the best @Obama economy then gave America #Recession with covid mismanagement,Now he Inherited @Bidenomics economy the envy of the world but yet another recession looming !!

Yeah, that was an easy guess. The day this weakling ever holds anyone in his party accountable will be the day he'll freezes over.

He’d have to find his balls first😂😂 I bet we could find the Lochness monster first

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Was hoping this was true.

Oh yeah, that’ll happen.🙄

I don't believe he'll do anything. He's all blow.

Ha! That's good!

*sigh* had me for a moment there.

Marjorie Taylor Greene profited too but I am pretty certain she’s a Dude too

yet again another episode of "How it *should* have happened"

Live Photo of speaker Johnson outside the White House …

Oh this is just friggin’ hysterical. Are dump the Speaker votes building?🤣

Tiny Johnson is pretending to care about white rich people but in the end Trump has this gay boy by the balls

This guy 👆🏻 thinks he’s a Christian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴

You got me! 😂 Damn reading comprehension tests in school would still get today! 🙄🤬😂

I knew it was a Fuckimg Scam! That Fuckhead needs to go!!!

I just can’t get over the fact that this guy‘s last name is Johnson.

They keep talking to the Speaker's Johnson, is it a Hanes?

Couldn't be more appropriate.

With our luck, they'll get the two jimmies to head the investigation. Jimmy Jordan & Jimmy Comer. If that happens, it would be nothing more than a waste of time and taxpayer money, par for the course with this Congress.

In any case, it needs to happen. The motherfucker will manipulate the markets for the next 4 yrs and reap the benefits of billions of $$ and no one will stop him...this was his ultimate strategy for day 1...it had nothing to do with helping the average citizens, he gonna fuck you all.

Snowballs chance in H-E-🏒 🏒

For a split second, I thought Mike Johnson fell and hit his head.

Exactly! If our justice system put as much effort into prosecuting White Collar Crime (which hurts many more people than Blue Collar Crime) as they do Blue Collar Crime, our society would be much better off.

And women!

MTG

Well, they definitely count, if the ones you are screwing are big pockets.

When Decent #American Voters Flip The House Back BLUE-I'm Sure A Bunch Of Them Will Want You To Revisit (and Edit) This Meme.

We know. He’s deep in the grift. 💙🔥🍿

I was like, "No way" ...and I was right. 😒

Well crap, you had me going for a moment. I was impressed that a REPUBLICAN would act ethically for once, then I scrolled down to see the bottom of your image. I feel foolish and should have known better.

Where are his lips?

Get ready boys!

Quit doing that. I had my highlight hope of the day, and you're just screwing w/me

I got excited for a second, thought what in the world is happening and then saw the bottom line. I knew better and was still disappointed to see it.

It’s speaker Johnson, would be more freaked out if it was true 😂!

Mikey is a fucking COWARD.

The difference between Democrats and Republicans is that when Democrats trade on insider information, they don't brag about it immediately afterwards to the media.

why ? there will be lot of blah-blah, but no real action taken.

The fine print is clear. Says just kidding. There will be no investigation, at least not with any teeth. OBama’s STOCK Act calls for a $200 fine if found guilty 😂😂😂

How dare you get my hopes up then dash them like that! Hooligan. 😁

Ah the US democrat racists shitting on white men again, and then they wonder why people voted Trump. Two pathetic, racist, sexist parties, a mirror images of each other, take turns to rule (not govern) the United Banana States of America.

OMG for a second there, I freaked out, thinking that somehow, decency and morality made a comeback! (Ya got me good!)

Oh you had me for a minute. Funny guy!

Ain't NEVER gonna happen.

Unfortunately Roberts & the other morons on the GOP owned Supreme Corruption of America gave #Felon47 immunity to do whatever he wants with no consequences - his DOJ sycophants like #Bimbo-Bondi wont charge anyone unless approved by #Felon47 and if charged they will be pardoned for a pay off.

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Fake news. That pip squeak trembles in his shoes every time the phone rings, and the Don is calling.

Obviously he wasn't in the "Signal" chat group with MTG and others hahaha

How cute

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Reminded me of when they at least paid lip service to the rule of law. Back then, they would have pretended to be concerned about it before sweeping it under the rug. Nowadays, they are all in lock-goose-step.

Besides that he is very afraid of howler monkeys

The trump administration does not care for the law, so we need to return the favor. If we want to be more than slaves for the rich, we need to eradicate the billionaire class. #Luigi

I'm sure Johnson made a cool million or two.

This should be interesting. There is only one way for investors to know.

This going to go NOWHERE

Really u mean look into NASTY NAZIS FELON LIER TRUMP dealing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣my sides hurt from laughing 😃

I was gonna say “yeah, right!”.

It will be pretty stale by the time we watch any justice under Trump.😂 Hope this track gives you some uplift , it’s Friday ❤️❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Hh...

Any bet that Mikey "Hold my Penis, son" will come to the conclusion that only Dems had profited? (Note: I'm sure that some of them had. And yes, prosecute them as well. And raise the pressure on them stepping back immediately.)

M. Johnson is complicate.

Forget the popcorn - there won't be a thing done about their insider trading!!!

Love this post. Sarcastic you are!

Get your guns ready! January 6th was child's play!

He is such a piece of 💩

That was me. I was ready to get happy.

Can you start with the T's and M's???

Which flavor [popcorn] is best for politics?

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😅 I was about to ask if I woke up in a mirror universe.

I’m sure he was getting his share.

Capitalism is organized criming.

Comer as head investigator?

MEAN Meme! And good...

Sure, by whom, Pam Trump Bondi?

Bondi’s a whore so no it won’t be her🤷🏼‍♂️

Very funny. You can bet he made money, too.

The only rich white dude ever prosecuted for large-scale financial crimes was Bernie Madoff, and that's only because he stole from other rich white dudes.

Tax the gains at 200% and bar the crooks from trading for 5 years

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Damn it, now I want popcorn.

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Hehehehehe. Wanna bet they find only democrats involved?

Moses Johnson shall we gather at the ATM and send Trump $45.00.

If you don’t think any insider trading occurred, you’re not that smart.

I looked to see if it was the Onion

Damn…. I was like, NOW this shitshow party I’ve got to see. Then…..😡😡

For a moment I was so terribly disoriented 😵‍💫🤡

😂

I’d be willing to sacrifice Pelosi if we can mail the felon.

Hahaha nail.

Nine days late.

You're killing me,! 🤣

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No shit!

11 days late on this one.

I know I’m 5’2” & 115lbs, but I’m pretty sure I could beat Smirky the Chimp’s ass! If not, I’d like to die trying! I got rage on my side. 😡

Ya had me goin’ there for 2 seconds. Nice work…..

thats not fair, I believed you

😏 you missed April fools day by nine days.

Trump XVI, little johnson enjoys the destruction of the US.

I hate you. I got so ecstatic

Money crimes by rich, white, republican men don't count.

This would have made a great "April Fools" joke if the timing had been different.

Man, you had me going for a minute.

Lol. You caught me. Stop. 🛑 You are not entitled to make fun of us too. Humor is just wishful thinking.

That will come immediately after the Infrastructure Week announcement.

What would you say is the most noticeable thing about his smug face?

You had me there for a minute. Read the last sentence, folks.

Don't toy with our emotions like that. Rofl that was too outlandish to be believable anyway. Lol

I thought, yeah right. That'll be the day. 🙄

I briefly recalled what hope felt like 😮‍💨

Thanks to scotus,the orange thief has immunity,from any fucking thing.

This is the part that makes me say, "This is not the country in which I grew."

Nope... Its absolutely sad and infuriating all at once.

true blues getting like the 1930s

Ha! Even as I read it, I knew it couldn’t be real.

We don’t even know where Mike Johnson’s money is kept?

Good one

Fake news 🤪😜😝

He would be out of office or dead within an hour if he did this, and he doesn't have the balls to stand up to anyone

Mike is waiting for Devine inspiration to lead us into moral territory. Congress is now the desert he wanders through.

MGT

Had the briefest moment of hope.

No it’s entirely normal it’s the art of the deal

MADE 'YA LOOK!

Exactly laws are for darkies and bitches

I’m like no way!

Johnson is also on the take.

Wow !!

Piss off, April fool's day was last week.

Nothing to see here. What will happen? A big ole zipo

If there is an employee left at the SEC. They all took the 50k incentive buy out. From musk. Also under investigation for being a market cheat

sigh - I was so excited. For a second.

I was going to say, that would be the whole damn crew of clowns🤡

Had me for a second 😩

Billionaires don’t go to jail, they can buy themselves out of anything. They have a separate set of rules and that is why they shouldn’t exist.

In an oligarchy you have a ruling class which are the wealthy and powerful people who are above the law and then you have the rest of us who have to suffer. I understand it’s always been this way to some extent, but now it’s the worst I’ve ever seen.

Downside of capitalism

Has anyone found his Grinder profile yet?

Maybe there is still hope for my cynical self. I almost believed that. LOL 😆

You got me! I was like, “What?!!! No way!” And then I was like, yeah, okay, just as I thought!

You had me for a second there. Good one. 🤣

I believe that when it happens!

I think Mike's hoping he can become Trump's favorite speaker.

Even if starting an investigation was true, they miraculously wouldn’t find any wrongdoing

He might want to start with MTG.

Aww, ya lil scamp. Ya got me

Christians with no Christianity.

Just long enough to make me scroll for it. Hahaha

He probably made a bundle himself. More than large Marge I bet.

DID HE LOST A LOT ? he told us he was living modestly with a Rolex

I was so hoping this was true. I'm gutted...

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