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Mina the Husky (and her human) @agburanar.bsky.social

"Congratulations, you've spent a trillion dollars to make a computer that can't do simple math".

sep 2, 2025, 12:13 am • 113 0

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Mina the Husky (and her human) @agburanar.bsky.social

(I remember when Intel got a lot of shit because their floating point module in early Pentiums had some bad cells in a lookup table for doing division. And that was an error that only showed up in certain instances, and even when it did, it was usually correct to the first 6 to 8 digits IIRC.)

sep 2, 2025, 12:34 am • 59 1 • view
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Anil Dash @anildash.com

Yeah this is the example I always use too

sep 2, 2025, 1:04 am • 15 0 • view
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Amos 🇺🇸 (Flag-flying lefty) 🇺🇸 @amos-race.bsky.social

This event spawned one of greatest niche jokes ever internetted: “I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile, you will be approximated”

sep 2, 2025, 12:54 am • 13 0 • view
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Mina the Husky (and her human) @agburanar.bsky.social

(One of my engineering professors would rant about this, on occasion, as something that was both stupid to happen (because it was frankly a dumb error in the PLD) and way overblown (because in most instances the error would be way less than measurement error anyway.).

sep 2, 2025, 12:56 am • 3 0 • view
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N. Twenty @nat20.bsky.social

As a kid I loved the joke that ran in MacWorld (or maybe MacUser) magazine: “Sure it cost $475 million to fix the problem, but who’s counting? … not Intel”

sep 2, 2025, 1:09 am • 5 0 • view
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Amos 🇺🇸 (Flag-flying lefty) 🇺🇸 @amos-race.bsky.social

And I’ve just realized/remembered that, given the time, I was told that joke by an actual, physically present human (vs reading it on social). God I’m old 😐

sep 2, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Mina the Husky (and her human) @agburanar.bsky.social

(Ok, it was going to bother me so I had to go look up the lookup error. Worst case errors were up to the 4th sig. digit. That was about one case in a billion. Intel fixed it (eventually) because a computer that can't do math correctly is a bad joke.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium...

sep 2, 2025, 12:43 am • 9 0 • view
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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social

And Intel profited in the medium term from being seen as a company that stood behind its products. Now, companies that tell their customers to enjoy their shit sandwich only go up in valuation.

sep 2, 2025, 12:47 am • 8 0 • view
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Mina the Husky (and her human) @agburanar.bsky.social

(The failsons hadn't completely conquered every branch of industry in the US in the late 90s. Nowadays, tho... ugh.)

sep 2, 2025, 12:54 am • 4 0 • view
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marktacular @mark.tacular.social

Ah yeah I read about that in this blog - super cool analysis www.righto.com/2024/07/pent...

sep 2, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view