The fact that the printing press wasn't invented until 1300+ hrs later is a clear indication that it is not fact, or at least not all fact. Imagine 1300 years of the game of telephone then quitting a book about it. I mean no disrespect to those who believe, but it is not a biography

*Writing @support.bsky.team edit button!!!

i hate to be sympathizing with the christians and i have to clarify im not a christian and i hate them but the spider man comics were not supposedly written thousands of years ago

if you were to show how christianity is actually bad you would cite the bible slavery and the murdering young boys in the bible :I

Time since authorship = more truer? So that would make the Jews more correct than the Christians, and the Egyptians more correct than the Jews, and then kind of a confusing mass of pre-historic religions that none of us will fully understand that are all the most truest.

There's actually a *lot* more proof on the Spider-Man side, showing only one of the thousands of issues is a bit misleading.

I fixed it

But Spiderman does exist - he washes the windows out my 22nd floor.

Everything naturally occurring is Nature:

Nature is the only truth.

“I didn’t throw out the baby with the bathwater. I threw out the bathwater and discovered there was no baby.” – Dan Barker

Your meme doesn't even hyphenate Spider-Man, and so many people in the replies don't use a hyphen either. So blasphemous to He, our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

Ok so you're making the mistake of confusing the trinity for one person. The Spider is the father, the Man is the son, and they use the holy symbiote to convey their will.

No proof that you exist

You replied to my post dipshit.

That's not proof that you exist nor is it proof that I exist. Does grok exist?

Not on BlueSky grok don't exist.

Hmm more than one type of existence. Interesting.

Yep. There is intelligence. And then there is you.

Ah my intelligence is immeasurable .. thanks.

Not enough to even get a reading

Is that good? It sounds good.

It’s a proof that an entity that posted it exists. And grok exists more than any god…

So proof that you have been created because you apparently exist.

Ya. My parents screwed. Stop with the dumb shit…

How was something created out of nothing?

Dumb shit. It’s called sex. I’m not gonna explain it to ya. FYI - you’re the only fuck wit talking about “something out of nothing” I’ve never said that. It’s your little mind trapped in your cult.

It's quite interesting how you have such a great need to be abusive. So do explain something out of nothing, you of course not being a stupid person.

And P.S. The long form here is I ask what created your stupid “god” idea. You say it always existed. Then I say- The universe always existed. No fucking fairy tale needed. Now stfu

Please don't place my words into your self created arguments. Something out of nothing. youre not explaining how something is out of nothing.

Spiderman is real you bastard! I trust Lee and Dikto more than anything I read in the Murdoch Press!

Its a tool for control like any other. If someone is robbing people but believes wholeheartedly and is an ardent worshipper of Spider-Man, then use that against them. "You dont like Spider-Man, if you did, you wouldnt be a fucking thief" Look, issue 121, Spiderman says thieving is wrong.

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Just curious: 🤔 Have you updated ANY of your memes in the last twenty years?

Hahaha. Like religions are anything new.

Well, we’ve made minor updates to ours since the days of Mark Twain, if that counts for anything. Significant improvements in riverboats, too.

What religion is that exactly?

The smug hippie smartass know-it-all one, like that insufferable A+ kid in class, that likes to Umm-No everyone else’s misread goofs. 😛 We have a tradition of nailing hot takes to public forums.

Do you speak coherent English MF?

Religion is oppression and Abrahamic cults are the most vile, hands down.

Followed

Followed

explain this liberal

…and the contradictions, by golly, the f*cking contradictions!

Just because you don’t see Spider-Man doesn’t mean he’s not real!

Schrödinger’s spiderman?

I love the Bible story of how an old man got on a wooden raft and sailed to Antarctica and back, making and 18,000 mile journey just so he could put penguins on a boat in the middle of Iraq.

"Proof" ??? Did no one read Douglas Adam's Babel Fish Paradox?

I have it on my nightstand right now

Spiderman has been in at least 15 movies while god has only been in Dogma.

You believe you are right, too.

Book of fables written by man to control man.

Followed

Spiderman?

The Bible is a book of fables!

Like Atheist! Look about you, is there anything you see there because Spider Man exists?

Get over yourself

As an atheist, answer this. If there is no God, and matter can not be created or destroyed, then matter has always existed. If true, can there ever be a beginning of time?

I don’t know and don’t claim to know. Throwing the emotion of “god” out there doesn’t answer it either. But no, I don’t think there really is a “beginning” to the universe.

I don't know the answer either, but give it some serious thought that there can be no beginning of time and no end of a physical universe.