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M. Velez @thunderstick.bsky.social

Give Klingons non-warrior jobs on Trek. The ENTERPRISE episode about the Klingon lawyer is a... Okayish example of what I'm talking about. Or DS9's singing chef.

sep 1, 2025, 9:45 pm • 2 0

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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com

Starfleet Academy looks to be giving us that!

sep 1, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cindy Genereux @cindygenereux.bsky.social

Lower Decks had Klingons who were farmers.

On a farm, Ma'ah is kneeling to gather serpent worms from the soil for making bloodwine (screenshot from Star Trek: Lower Decks)
sep 1, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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M. Velez @thunderstick.bsky.social

Yup. I get "Planet of Hats", especially in the TV SCI FI tradition Trek comes from. But after decades it gets boring and doesn't ring true to anyone's lived reality.

sep 1, 2025, 10:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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terrylong.bsky.social @terrylong.bsky.social

I want to see a Klingon accounting nerd.

sep 1, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com

Krock, KPA.

sep 1, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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M. Velez @thunderstick.bsky.social

I'm torn... Would a Ferrengi prefer a Klingon CPA, or would they always worry about an "honor killing" if the books were off? On the other hand, would a Klingon look at the tax code as a battle of wits, trying to justify exemptions and maximize profit margins to "win"?

sep 1, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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terrylong.bsky.social @terrylong.bsky.social

I think that a Ferengi wouldn't want a Klingon accountant because the books would be scrupulously honest. A Klingon accountant would see honest book keeping as a point of personal honour, where the Ferengi ASSUME that the books are cooked, so long as they are the ones doing the cooking.

sep 2, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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M. Velez @thunderstick.bsky.social

"Those who create false ledgers have no honor..."

sep 1, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view