The fact that the man was this functional for this long while taking pseudoephedrine hydrochloride every day of his life for the past 30 years, that alone is a testament to the integrity of his body I keep saying this but it's true: the walls of his heart must be thinner than the Bible

pages of the Bible*

Good lord, the former king of Spain is older than him and somehow looks to be in better condition.

wow holy shit you can see how much that guy's getting laid. just in his eyes. what the fuck. that's amazing. that's fascinating to me