Won't someone think of the pearls?! My god!

I think there's a 50% Tariff of Pearls for Christ Sake! What the hell will that do to the budget? No prob, take it from the three heads of the CDC who just quit.

They never appreciated the pearls or the patriotic act of clutching!

FINALLY! Someone who understands that Susan Collin's waffleing is a loving act of patriotism as much as a betrayal of the Constitution and our ethos and love of country, a contradiction of stupidity that only the Mainers who elect her understand.