Not publicly wishing for it, but I bet JD is looking through the Ashley furniture catalog for new couches in the oval office.
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“No one has more to gain…” Holy shit that IS basically wishing for it. Couch fucker can’t wait to take over!
sep 1, 2025, 4:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Not publicly 😂
sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
But I bet you are at home
sep 2, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
That statement kind of implies he is wishing for it, just not publicly.
sep 1, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
I will have an almost equivalent gleeful response when JD Vance kicks it
sep 1, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Not publicly, no
sep 1, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
"publicly"
sep 1, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
“But you don’t see me publicly wishing for it” and “but you don’t see me wishing for it” have very different meanings when you are the one who has the most to gain. Also, he has Nazi money. He’s surely shopping at Crate & Barrel.
sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes JD, I am taking great pleasure hoping he is gone, but I'll settle for him having his feet chopped off at the cankles. Don't worry couchboy, I wish the same shit for you.
sep 1, 2025, 3:54 pm • 11 1 • view
Maybe he will fuck a couch that has the clap?
sep 1, 2025, 4:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Fuck dat, hide a bear trap in the cushions.
sep 1, 2025, 4:37 pm • 2 0 • view
An excellent idea.
sep 1, 2025, 4:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Read someone calling him Vladimir Futon today.
sep 1, 2025, 3:57 pm • 5 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:02 pm • 5 0 • view
Won't the WH staff have to get a lot of plastic covers?
sep 1, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Someone needs to rename the couch covers to "JD's Couch Condoms" or "Vladimir Futons Prophylactics". Old ass magats will scoop them up.
sep 2, 2025, 12:34 am • 2 0 • view
Thanks for my latest business plan! We're going to make a lot of money selling these things on fux news.
sep 2, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
better than gold plated crap all over the place tho!
sep 1, 2025, 3:57 pm • 3 0 • view
I bet he'll keep the gold stuff, dude doesn't know what class is.
sep 1, 2025, 4:03 pm • 5 0 • view
That last paragraph - what a giveaway
sep 1, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Everything is projection with these "people".
sep 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 2 0 • view
JD is the official most likely to be an android -- he always says something that no normal person would say
sep 1, 2025, 3:58 pm • 2 0 • view