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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com

ALSO TODAY: @joemacleod666.bsky.social considers what, precisely, brings a weary traveler to the goddamn Cracker Barrel. "It is my Truth that when one stops at the Cracker Barrel, one has been driving in the car for too long, one does not care anymore" flaminghydra.com/over-the-bar...

aug 29, 2025, 1:29 am • 78 14

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Brian Dunn@briandunn.bsky.social‬ @briandunn.bsky.social

I made an 11,000 mile bucket-list trip across the US back in 2013. I stopped at a Cracker Barrel in Monroe, Louisiana which was jam-packed. Went to a catfish restaurant instead. I suspect I didn't miss anything.

aug 30, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Concentration Camp Barbie 🌮 @ljohn44.bsky.social

I ate at a Cracker Barrel once. Our plane landed late & it was the only restaurant still open. We did not care anymore.

aug 29, 2025, 2:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social

I couldn't figure out what the big deal was about Cracker Barrel after I tried it for the first time. But then I was driving from Indiana to Texas and made the mistake of stopping at a Bob Evans. Nothing but Cracker Barrel from there on out.

aug 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Angry leftist @frankie1983.bsky.social

The average age of their customers is in the 60s

aug 30, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social

which one? Bob Evans?

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Angry leftist @frankie1983.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 4:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social

yeah, I believe that. I only went at first because my mom liked it* *considered it at least something she could settle for around there

aug 30, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Angry leftist @frankie1983.bsky.social

Like in 10 years their average customer will be dead

aug 30, 2025, 4:13 am • 0 0 • view
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R. Wm. "Ruedii" 🦊🐧 🥖 @rwruedii.bsky.social

Generally my experience, cracker barrel means getting some comfort food, then relaxing while browsing the shop for some good candy and gifts. I personally don't give a shit what the sign looks like, or any other stylized branding. They could make the place look like a Starbucks for all I care.

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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R. Wm. "Ruedii" 🦊🐧 🥖 @rwruedii.bsky.social

That said, I'd rather it look like a Books A Million if they were to go with a modern sophisticated look.

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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maurazehuva.bsky.social @maurazehuva.bsky.social

While this is mostly true for this particular demographic, I lived in the south long enough to know that for far too many, it's a legit destination.

aug 30, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
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wioozyi @swozey.bsky.social

lol yup. or its grandmas place once a decade

aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view