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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com

My wife left a vanilla bean and half a lemon out on the kitchen counter and now the whole kitchen smells like fairies were in there doing stuff.

aug 17, 2025, 4:07 pm • 82 5

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Alaric Nox @alaricnox.bsky.social

I'm so stoned right now that I read "My wife left a vanilla bean" and thought "You stole your wife away from a sexually repressed guy from Boston? Good for you, bro!"

aug 18, 2025, 5:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com

This is exceptionally stoned. 😆

aug 18, 2025, 11:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Miss Colleenie @masterneloth.bsky.social

Tell your wife I love her.

aug 18, 2025, 3:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com

Done! 🫂

aug 18, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Pete @bg-pete.bsky.social

Vanilla Pod! It's not a bean!!!! 😉

aug 18, 2025, 6:40 am • 1 0 • view
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🌮 Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social

Amazing stuff

aug 17, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view