Congestive Heart Failure is a slow process but I can’t believe he would make it to the end of his term. He looks like a man with an early admission to hell.

Yep

And he’s in the Epstein files.

Stop teasing.

I appreciate the pick-me-up attempt, but I am beyond hope. LBJ was 65 and Nixon was 81, but other than them, every other recent President was at least 90, so I can't help but think we're stuck with this asshole for another decade, at least 😫😫😫

My new morning affirmation until I can pop the champagne 🥂🎊🍾

hatred keeps him alive

Cool, cool, cool!

Epstein name-dropped Putin as a client.. The Alpha and Omega of the Epstein Cover-up ~ Clean New Deal megapost pc93.substack.com/p/the-alpha-...

He's dead. They got his double working overtime, they're just trying to get the particulars in order.

C’mon little Clot, you can do it.

Aren't we all

Aww... You're just saying that to make us feel better.

What doesn’t kill him makes America weaker.

I'll take it

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

At his age, things can go south real quick.

Yep. It only took him one month to fuck the country.

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Inshallah

World awaits The Big Beautiful Obituary.💙🙏

If he's dying, he needs to move it along already

Yep.

Yes!!

That would be nice.

Me to death....

Please let this be true!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Come on cholesterol!!!!

Please let it be painful.

I apologize for seeming callous, but if you are referring to the evil, dangerous fake who may have stolen the last election, he brought whatever physical problems he’s having on himself.

que se muera, que se muera, que se muera 🤣

They can keep him alive for a long time unfortunately

That's true but the intravenous drugs being administered will cause kidney failure. It's a slow painful death.

I'm partying for a week straight when it happens

Stop teasing us 😛

Is there a fast track available?

He’s dead.

Promises!Promises!

Well he is 80. So yea but maybe not this week

If he were dead jd be jumping on that like a new leather sofa

Not fast enough

You're singing the song of my people

Well, to an extent, we all are. I just can't bare the fact that I may slip on some tea before he does.

May his suffering (and ours) end quickly.

Something like that fr sure bc why else would every pattern he has change, besides health? esp. aftr the bruising & I’m sorry, the seriously undeniable decline? He says bizarre things & then he repeats them a few beats later Sorry thinking out loud then typing apparently- it is a mystery fr sure!

Yay 😀

Did he finally blow a heart gasket ?

We still want the Epstein files even if he dies!

ALSO the new slogan for the CDC...

Not fast enough

Let's hope.

Don't let the gates of hell hit you in the ass as you cross over. ps Say hello to Rush 🔥🖕🏽🔥

Me too, mayo. Me too.

Please, please...🙏🙏🙏🙏

Not quick enough.

🙏

🤞

Not fast enough

Yep

Not fast enough...

Nowadays, you're going to have to be more specific

Something is certainly very wrong.

BREAKING NEWS: Rainbow bridge collapses as Trump attempts to cross. According to St Peter, "He ain't getting into pet heaven either."

They seriously don’t want to know….sad

He hone. #TeamDead

If he's dead, then it's North Korean levels of cover-up.

The syphilis is winning.

One thing i will say thank gawd for.

Not fast enough for most people. His absence is a boon to those who can’t wait. Vance should be easier to handle. He doesn’t have the years of grifting experience the felon has.

Not soon enough

And if he's not dying, he's lying.

Just not fast enough.

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

From your mouth to God's ears.

To be fair, we are all dying. But may he get to the finish line first!!

He didn’t get elected, he cheated.

Good. I've been trying to find fireworks for my celebration

Stop teasing us

Please be right. I would hate to be disappointed

And the smell is awful

I hope so. I hope he realizes it and I hope he's terrified.

Rotting

We can only be so lucky fuck that guy!

Sadly, he remains brain dead. 😢

Well, according to Jonie Ernst, “we’re all going to die.”

🤞🏼

stop ernsting him

I think Joni Ernst said something about that a while back Seriously though this whole thing has become kind of ridiculous and if he doesn't die very soon everyone will have wasted all of their energy and bandwidth and wishes. I guess it's a 3-day weekend and people are bored.

Yearn, want, desire, crave, wish, covet!

What I saw: “If he’s not dead, he’s lying.”

It's an absolutely delicious thought that he knows he's dying & that he can't do anything about it! Wish him a few more days of the terror he feels.....just a few! Then we party 💃🕺💃🕺

well hurry up f*cker

🙏🏻

Not fast enough

I really think he’s dead

Not good enough

He's deader than Julius Caesar

Ask Ronny Jackson. Donald Trump is an excellent health. Also: Ronny Jackson is permanently drunk

www.youtube.com/shorts/amh8i...

Vance is going to be a disaster. MAGA sure picked who they wanted to destroy the nation.

I say late January early February

And if he's dying that photo was not of him on the golf course today,or was it yesterday.

Hopes & prayers

#IsHeDeadYet

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I think he's convinced he no longer is answerable to anyone (because he's king) so like a 12 year old he's giving the country the silent treatment.

Na, he’s still not playing chess. Something is wrong. I can’t know, but it just feels that way.

Not fast enough nor painful enough...

Don't be giving me false hope like this

DON’T tease me like that. It’s not nice.

Not fast enough!

good news......

And it's such a quandary. Do we want it to be slow, painful and humiliating, or fast, so the nightmare can end?

What if he’s already dead

Not soon enough

Don't threaten me with a good time. And if he is dying, may he die a long, lingering, agonizing death. May his fingers and toes fall off. May he be conscious and aware of every single pain in his body. May the catheter go in crooked and cause a UTI. Those are my prayers. 🤲

Waiting for a Yes from Pooh …

Not fast enough

He should get busy.

🤞 🤞 🤞 🤞

Hope springs eternal.

Too slow

If Trump is gone before I wake, I’ll share with our Maker the news ain’t fake.

🙏

We can hope it happens soon

I think he's in the hospital.

For most of my whole life I’ve never actually wanted anyone to suffer a slow, painful death… but, sadly, I have started to make exceptions in recent years.

Same…and my list is getting longer. For anyone that hasn’t seen Game of Thrones, the ALT text might explain the Gif