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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social

I bet he stroked out on the toilet.

sep 1, 2025, 7:52 pm • 184 11

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IrishTx @welldonetruly.bsky.social

Maybe the ONLY time I could compare him to Elvis. That’s it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social

Well, he DID want to be Elvis.

sep 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chef @chefdejour.bsky.social

😀

sep 1, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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sctbrown.bsky.social @sctbrown.bsky.social

Wishful thinking

sep 1, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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AtomicGreen @atomicgreen.bsky.social

Indeed. While making statues of himself.

sep 1, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andy Knight @andyfknight.bsky.social

The odds are pretty good based on his diet. It’s amusing to me that they’ve tried to promote MAHA, while the sitting President is the least healthy since Taft or Grover Cleveland.

sep 1, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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BarbaraFromSlo @barbere1954.bsky.social

Upper or lower, lol!

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kimbo @hesmo1375.bsky.social

One can hope. Along with video.

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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RockLion🌎☮💙 @jduke77.bsky.social

Maybe Putin dosed him with Po210 so his secret agent Vance...aka Valdamir Futon...will take over...hmmm

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sep 1, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Stone @david-stone.bsky.social

A mini-stroke that likely affected his speech, hence the silence.

sep 1, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Mangu @mrmangu.bsky.social

Fitting, since he's so full of shit.

sep 1, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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KL Resists @klknightlight.bsky.social

Like he could find it sitting down either

sep 1, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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bluechick99.bsky.social @bluechick99.bsky.social

He always said he looked like Elvis.

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlie Griefer @charlie.griefer.com

The very last thing that I want to picture is him having "a stroke" on the toilet. 🤢 🤣

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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mikebigcheese.bsky.social @mikebigcheese.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joni Rose Zook @jonizook1.bsky.social

Hahahahaha

sep 1, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social

I think you might be on to something… 🤔

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sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 4 1 • view
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Vincent Guacci @sciencevinman.bsky.social

Would it be wrong to laugh at that? /s

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walkabout @walkabout-usa.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social

Good shit all around.

sep 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 6 0 • view
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Smol Yamber 🧜‍♀️🧀🎀💙🐸👁️‍🗨️🎀👆‼️💙 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social

😂

sep 1, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social

💩😂

sep 1, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Smol Yamber 🧜‍♀️🧀🎀💙🐸👁️‍🗨️🎀👆‼️💙 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social

😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social

😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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That Artist @thatmouthybroad.bsky.social

He wants to be a king. Let’s hope he goes out like THE king. Straining to take a shit.

sep 1, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tin Foil Awards @tinfoilawards.bsky.social

They're both full of the same thing

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social

💩

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm • 6 0 • view
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DimancheDimanche @dimanchedimanche.bsky.social

Doo doo

sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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AG.CALKINS @seancalkins61.bsky.social

Golden that is

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael Holt @rudemoon.com

He wears a built-in toilet so this makes sense.

sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jewjewbee🇬🇧🇺🇸🧪 @jewjewbee.bsky.social

I think he’s gone doolally after learning that he wasn’t invited to the Beijing summit

sep 1, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mal Sim @malsim2.bsky.social

Or watching South Park. Or both. At once.

sep 1, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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forestdweller69.bsky.social @forestdweller69.bsky.social

I remember back when Trump said he looked like Elvis, all I could think was 'I hope he goes out in the same fashion.' I haven't lost hope...

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sep 1, 2025, 8:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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S Rasmussen @srasmussen9.bsky.social

Fingers crossed

sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pattie 📎🌮 #8647 @pattievotesblue.bsky.social

🤣💀💀💀💀

sep 1, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hieronymus Botch @pentag0nal.bsky.social

If he wants to be like a King, dying on the toilet is one way to do it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Init2winit @colonblow82.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Di @dimoran.bsky.social

Nah, while he was eating a Big Mac😏

sep 1, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tinman @htx-ddkt.bsky.social

🤞

sep 1, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Truth Firstly @truthfirstly.bsky.social

Maybe he did and is refusing to get treatment and in the middle of some fit threw something out of a window. They're such sycophants that they can't even wrangle the 80 year old stroke victim into a car to take him to the hospital they just keep obeying his increasingly bizarre demands as he fades.

sep 1, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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thearticles7777.bsky.social @thearticles7777.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social

Him and Elvis got's that in common, now.

sep 1, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cay @cynyo.bsky.social

Radioactive isotopes planted in his underwear. Like Navalny.

sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social

I wouldn't doubt it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Billyzap @billyzap.bsky.social

🤣💩😜

sep 1, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mary @gr8mpg.bsky.social

Dude does not do anything unconstitutional for 5 days and we all assume he’s dead.

sep 1, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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JB Cookie @justmejbcookie.bsky.social

Too many hamberders

sep 1, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fight The Sadistocracy @everythingisgrate.bsky.social

Yeah… and after that, he had a stroke.

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm • 3 0 • view