Gonna start saying "I don't have access to that information" when people ask me how I've been.
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“That’s above my pay grade”
aug 28, 2025, 7:26 pm • 4 0 • view
"I tried to execute the standard protocol but the data was corrupted; please contact an administrator."
aug 28, 2025, 7:55 pm • 3 0 • view
"I don't have clearance for that." Is a favorite of mine.
aug 28, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
"neither of us has clearance for that"
aug 28, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
I just hate that question so much
aug 28, 2025, 7:27 pm • 2 0 • view
You can just say "oh, you know, how about you?" And they'll just answer and not press for your answer. It's a conversational shortcut.
aug 28, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Therapist: what? Me: what?
aug 28, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I bet you can hold out longer than a therapist!
aug 28, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view