I riffed on his medical report and him being scheduled for an entry proctological procedure that was published a while ago. Might be hemorhoids or fistules too. Or all of it.
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Fist… Oh 🤣
aug 31, 2025, 11:32 am • 3 0 • view
Could be a rectum tumor too or an anal tumor. And the bruise on his hand could be caused by chemotherapy. Or just the hemorrhoids that will be banded and the bruise being caused by an accident. Just guessing. This is my field of expertise. No kidding.
aug 31, 2025, 9:06 am • 6 0 • view
Well, it is not my field of expertise, I leave that to my wife. She pointed out that he is so fat that to even put a butterfly they would need to do it on the hand, and probably just popped the vessel. So, that in and of itself is not indicative. But, it could very well be a tumour.
aug 31, 2025, 11:07 am • 6 0 • view
Sitting a lot watching fox news and being a chubby old man and maybe even having an anti coagulant medication is a recipe for bleeding hemorrhoids. 😁 (Of course wishing it was a tumor)
aug 31, 2025, 11:22 am • 4 0 • view
Regardless, I do not think he has long left on this planet, off to Hades he will soon go.
aug 31, 2025, 11:28 am • 8 0 • view
Cue my fav gif 😁
aug 31, 2025, 4:51 pm • 3 0 • view
I think it looks like the bruise left from an IV insertion. And, not to rain on anyone's parade, my husband had congestive heart failure and lived with it (and a defibrillator-pacemaker) for 17 years. He wasn't a gym rat, but he was in better shape than Rump, though.
aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 5 0 • view
The place would certainly match for such. And who knows how long Donold can be around. He could kick the bucket today or after 10 years. But it's odd how he's avoided media for some time. And the WH of course stays silent about everything related to his health.
sep 1, 2025, 9:07 am • 5 0 • view
I do not think that Donold Humpo wants the world to ponder the state of his arse. 😁
sep 1, 2025, 11:12 am • 5 0 • view
If he doesn't like it we're on the right track. Enough talk about him not getting a nobel and time to talk about state of Donold's arse. We should start an event called state of the arse. It would be beautiful. The best anyone has ever seen. Even better than the state of the union.
sep 1, 2025, 4:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh my...😁 I like where you are going with this. State of the Arse has a certain ring to it.
sep 1, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
To make it just about him lets just name it "The State of HIS Arse". 😁
sep 1, 2025, 7:13 pm • 3 0 • view
But that would omit his sub-arses? Like Hegseth and the others.
sep 1, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
It would also mean we couldn't use "arse" to describe how anything is. "The CDC? Oh, it's complete arse, now."
sep 1, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
With daily updates? Traditional activities and games, like, I don't know, pin the tail on Humpo's arse? I don't want to think too much about festive foods. 😬
sep 1, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
"pin the tail on Humpo's arse" And there was the laugh I needed 🤣
sep 1, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Ick. To be fair, I wouldn't, either.
sep 1, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Could be his head!
aug 31, 2025, 10:54 am • 5 0 • view
Nothing in there to operate on.
aug 31, 2025, 11:21 am • 3 0 • view
Removing it from hizanus would be time-consuming and very, very painful to him. I say go on with it. Slow and careful, don’t let hands slip … oops, start over!
aug 31, 2025, 12:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh no 🤭 that must hurt 🍑
aug 30, 2025, 5:35 pm • 7 0 • view
The more it hurts, the better 🤭
aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 7 0 • view
No anesthesia would be fine!
aug 31, 2025, 10:54 am • 4 0 • view
Wouldn't the famous dildo of consequences be perfect for this job?
aug 31, 2025, 7:56 am • 5 0 • view
Google rectal surgical dilators at your own peril. He won't be sitting comfortable for a week or two.
aug 31, 2025, 10:57 am • 3 0 • view
I will not. 😳
aug 31, 2025, 11:19 am • 5 0 • view
Wise decission.
aug 31, 2025, 11:27 am • 3 0 • view
I may be an idiot but I'm not stupid. Or something along those lines.
aug 31, 2025, 11:30 am • 4 0 • view
😂🫣
aug 31, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Unlubed and ready to go! It’s been patient!
aug 31, 2025, 10:55 am • 2 0 • view
dang! my smirk got stuck again! you're dangerous, man! gosh i almost feel relief ... i'll review medieval illnesses. (and may i ask what kind of fox was your father-mother ?)
aug 31, 2025, 9:55 am • 2 0 • view
Being dangerous is exactly what I'm paid to be. 😉
aug 31, 2025, 11:16 am • 3 0 • view