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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

Other ways you can support my work: • Save the cool side of the pillow for me • Don't let anyone eat my dessert • Curse my enemies to eternal damnation, early and often

aug 25, 2025, 7:43 pm • 150 13

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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social

Dessert and cursing are covered, Your Grace, but I'm not sure about the cool side of the pillow. Perhaps we could go halvsies on that one?

aug 25, 2025, 8:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

I'm not the kind of cult leader who's heavily into suffering, Doctor. I'm the other kind.

aug 25, 2025, 9:00 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one) @darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eileen Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social

I may have several desserts, Your Grace. Which shall I save for you?

aug 25, 2025, 10:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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alouzon 🍁 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @alouzon.bsky.social

As you wish, Your Grace.

aug 25, 2025, 7:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Aloysius Olberding @aloysiuso.bsky.social

May your enemies spend their eternal damnation watching you enjoy your dessert, Your Grace. With extra whipped cream.

aug 25, 2025, 9:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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Susan P. Coleman @spcoleman.bsky.social

I will strive to live by this every day

aug 28, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Candy Thomson @candyt.bsky.social

✅ ✅ ✅

aug 25, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bud Simpson @budzilla.com

Your Grace, your flan is always safe with me.

aug 25, 2025, 10:01 pm • 7 0 • view
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social

Cursing Your Grace's enemies as my own. May all your enemies teeth fall out but one each so that they may still get toothaches

aug 25, 2025, 8:32 pm • 5 0 • view
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Alt Lori Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social

Oh that’s good

aug 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social

It sounds better when singular and in Yiddish imo

aug 25, 2025, 8:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alt Lori Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social

I intend on staying on your good side fwiw

aug 25, 2025, 8:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social

🤣 We're good unless you become a porn bot or, worse, a scary porcelain clown or Precious Moments figurine.

aug 25, 2025, 8:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alt Lori Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social

I’m a bit of a clown and maybe scary but definitely not porcelain so I’m liking my chances.

aug 25, 2025, 9:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social

🫡

aug 25, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aloysius Olberding @aloysiuso.bsky.social

😂 Legit

aug 25, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Patrick @pghpatrick.bsky.social

We shall feast on the bones of your enemies, Your Grace. Or at least use them for some good soup stock.....

aug 25, 2025, 7:54 pm • 7 0 • view
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Marc with a Sea 🌊 @ceruleanlib.bsky.social

Reduce, reuse, recycle!

aug 25, 2025, 8:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Lily Mars @lilymarswrites.bsky.social

I am all over that third thing, Duchess. You can count on me.

aug 25, 2025, 9:46 pm • 8 0 • view
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Orla McCool 🇨🇦 @orlamccool.bsky.social

Yes Your Grace. Consider it done.

aug 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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B Miller @bamwonky.bsky.social

I got you!

aug 26, 2025, 1:41 am • 3 0 • view