My idiot brain: calling yourself a gallus is cultural appropriation from girls who have had orchies or bottom surgery. You just want it. Me: Shut up! Chemical castration is still castration!
My idiot brain: calling yourself a gallus is cultural appropriation from girls who have had orchies or bottom surgery. You just want it. Me: Shut up! Chemical castration is still castration!
Castration envy is a psychologically fascinating phenomenon.
I was vocal enough about how much I hated my [redacted] that the first thing my wife said after I came out to her was "I know you're going to want bottom surgery"
It took me about a year, which means at current procession of things i should actually get it in late 2027. It is driving me insane.
I used to like "joke" about wanting to cut it off and throw it out the window of a moving car, or asking for a pair of scissors to get rid of it, or just like "hey can we cut my dick off?" out of nowhere when she was waking up
I once forgot it was there and slammed it inside a drawer.