People (rightly) shit on flower print a lot but I'm fat so that's all they make until it's winter time again
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Why do they make fat girls disguise themselves as bushes. It's inexplicable.
aug 31, 2025, 2:42 am β’ 6 0 β’ view
is that why you gave me that dress so you could turn me into a bush
aug 31, 2025, 2:51 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
something something HDG roleplay something something
aug 31, 2025, 2:52 am β’ 5 0 β’ view
Something something florets something something xenodrugs.
aug 31, 2025, 2:56 am β’ 4 0 β’ view
You had my interest, now you have my attention
aug 31, 2025, 3:19 am β’ 4 0 β’ view
I dunno HDG isn't strictly my jam.
aug 31, 2025, 3:24 am β’ 4 0 β’ view
You got the important bits
aug 31, 2025, 3:25 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
I like the idea in theory but haven't found any of the stories I actually like
aug 31, 2025, 3:25 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
I think it's telling that the only ones that interested me are specifically the ones that subverted their basic formula.
aug 31, 2025, 3:41 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
You did name me *Olive* π€
aug 31, 2025, 3:17 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Yea but that's a color
aug 31, 2025, 3:19 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Well yeah, at the time it was just Olive Drab Green, but never know about you. π
aug 31, 2025, 3:22 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
imho florals are lovely
aug 31, 2025, 2:46 am β’ 7 0 β’ view
It's ok to be wrong dear.
aug 31, 2025, 2:48 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
Maybe they look better if you don't end up like a bush lol
aug 31, 2025, 2:50 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
i need something gothy with a subtle floral print when i buy clothes again ideally roses
aug 31, 2025, 2:48 am β’ 4 0 β’ view
i love floral prints
aug 31, 2025, 2:49 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
They make me feel like a shrub.
aug 31, 2025, 2:50 am β’ 4 0 β’ view
i have a flower name so this is my birthright
aug 31, 2025, 3:25 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
admittedly my wife really likes me in the dress i'm wearing...
aug 31, 2025, 3:30 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
oh shit wait what, am i not supposed to wear the cute dress with the floral pattern
aug 31, 2025, 3:29 am β’ 2 0 β’ view