Hey. Has anybody seen JD??

He was last seen taking off the plastic off a couch at Ashley Furniture.

That will be the question for 2025 😂😂

The problem is that these guys have no shame, so they never get embarrassed. Glad to see you Mr Harry.

Psychopaths: no empathy, Cruel & mean, Lie, dishonest, Sadistic, Disregard Rules, Unaffected by consequences, Detached, Exploits others, Calculated, Lack Conscience, Abnormal thinking 17. Poor Attention Span 18. Violent Tendencies abuse & aggressive 19. Hostile opposition 20. Master of deception

The biggest problem with them is that they will never understand the average worker. How can they? They have all the money and now just crave power. We should be electing people who have at some point lived pay cheque to pay cheque or who had to save for a family trip That's what we need.

That's what I want.

what, you mean like a bartender?!

That doesn't sound attractive. How about a logistics genius, like Eisenhower. He was not that wealthy, a bit well off and highly paid as a general, but he came up during the depression and understood poverty.

😆 anyone who has a sense on what it's like to work hard and understand how hard it can be to make a living. If the bar tender is intelligent enough and wants to represent me, I'm good with that.

Not only that, but we should have a gatekeeping FEC who make sure ONLY people who have had it tough are eligible. Nobody should be in federal government who hasn't spent a night on the streets until absolutely no one has.

Sorry, I misread what you said But we need people in that understand what people go through

I don't know about being on the streets. But how many people work their ass off and live in a basement apartment that's not really an apartment. We need people who know what the average person goes through.

First of many for #Elonald. Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social for coining the lovebirds name!

The word of the day is dipshitidiot

And will every day. How will we get the message out to who needs to hear it is the question.

Musk is to Trump what Rasputin was to Czar Nicholas. And its gonna end just as bad for both…

Absolute garbage!🤢

What happened?

More than Trump shitting his pants at an international event?

Hardly surprising

They embarrassed themselves bigly. They had better get used to it.

Every day.

Trump will never be the big dog…

No, President NON-elect Elon Musk….

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😆👍

President Unelected Musky

Good!!

The ole dumbfck took Mike Pence's job the second time round lol

Nowadays when I think of Mike Pence, I think of this.

Pence is takin notes on how to be a ass sniffing butler from his former boss lol

Former boss, now predecessor. Imagine doing all that work just to have the person who bought you your position steal it from underneath you and be so delusional that you have NO idea it’s happening.

I doubt Pence had any idea what he was doin when he took the first job , he thot he just need to open door , run errands , buy cigarettes , be someone with no opinion ..just agree, like old man is doin now

Who is surprised, the republicans failed not 1x, but twice! #Losers!

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President Musk's approval rating has tanked!

Except in his own mind on his twiddling self-serving self promoting site.

Then it’s a good day. So much winning I see.

They humble themselves before their ultimate master...

Even British press refer to Musk first before Trump when talking about the political news from the States.

Sigh.

Except they probably don't see it that way...

Coming to you from days that end in 'y'

Indeed

It's a big slap on their faces!😉

Musk is an amateur politico. People need to understand that he really doesn’t know what he’s talking about on policy or in communications and therefore they shouldn’t put any stock into anything he says or does politically. — @jogrady66.bsky.social

Musk has always bought his way to where he wants to go, the question will be, can he buy the ultimate post? sites.imsa.edu/acronym/2021...

Please stop calling him president elect Elon... It's Wannabe President Elon

Musk and Trump have egos that are far too large to exist in proximity to one another. The more people focus on President-Elect Musk, the more likely Trump is going to explode and try to rid himself of Musk and reassert dominance. Musk vs Trump could be entertaining.

Elonald should be trending right behind Vladonald. Who’s going to win?

And embarrassed the USA as well. Felon thinks he can control any other government? I see he is going after Germany now. Who will be next?

Does Elonald Mump work?

More to come...

The future POTUS is a a POS

I thought Trump was Musk’s Chief of Staff

Whatever they are calling Secretary of Weekend at Bernies Trump, this entire situation is like shitting your pants before the race even begins. Like... you really thought loading up on old cole slaw was gonna speed you up pal?

He's made the orange idiot into his bi**h.

The joke’s on you—I traded shame for rockets years ago.

I like this tactic, calling Musk the president will get under Trump’s skin and soon he’ll be gone in a petulant temper tantrum.

How did a bag of clam chowder come to life and become president anyway

You can't be embarrassed if you don't have Shame.

I’m surprised JD Vance didn’t post this on X 😭 Where is he anyway??

JD is thumbing through Norman Rockwell paintings, looking for an image the three of them can recreate where they all appear relevant and really own those libs like Vance and trump did on Thanksgiving. Real edgy stuff like Doge and Pepe memes. For the lolz - the real qualification for a VP.

Looool

The order of succession explained: When President Musk overdoses on ketamine, and Vice President Thiel and Assistant Manager Vance die of natural causes, Deputy Assistant Trump becomes president.

You are mistaken. Elon is not an elected official. He is a self-appointed leader or puppet master, who essentially purchased the Presidency.

I think Trump is more Musk's press secretary than anything else.

Just the beginning

Musk cannot be president as he is not a natural born citizen. This must be hammered home. I know you're being jocular, but we must not accept his intrusion into our leadership.

Is it the same for VP?

There are enough people who want Musk to be POTUS (or VP). It would take a new amendment, and while that's normally not an easy undertaking, Musk has the money to threaten every member of Congress with being primaried (or recalled) if they don't vote in favor of it. I wouldn't put anything past him.

For the USA to ever be respected again will be when they get rid of Trump, Vance, Musk and that is the truth because they have caused people to suffer not knowing what tomorrow will bring

Keep this up till everyone is saying it- it’s the damn truth

Trump's Google search history: How to break up with the richest person in the world without him getting really really mad at me and taking revenge.

But Trump would need someone to help him spell Google and then read it to him

Maybe Canada has some good ideas the trump guy can try?

Sweet

They have no shame.

Elonia might demote Trump to Secretary of Well Done Steaks.

Why is today different than any other day?

Humility is probably required for that

Everyday All day.

Just today? Yesterday, the day before, the day before that...

I am more shocked that most of you thought Trump was gonna be doing anything. He just wanted to get himself out of jail. Of course this was the plan. That’s why skipping jackass gave Trump all that money. Why are you all surprised?

And I’m Not sad about it all. Although I’m disappointed two Dems voted for it.

Could you interview some scientists pretty please 🙏 Someone like @astrokatie.com would be great. We need to hear from scientists more than ever before. Scientists of the past spoke out & stood up against oppressive govt & inspired ppl around the world to do the same. They need their voices amplified

jd vance remains locked in the basement to keep him off the upstairs furniture

Today?

Musk is showing off his strength and playing tricks on Trump.

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Since there may still be a vice president elect Vance out there somewhere (has anyone seen him lately?) 45s title may he better as "Sub President"...

Trump and Musk both soiled themselves.

Great for the country and Great for global feelings towards this country... The more we complain the more the world sees our complaints and loses respect for Americans lack of loyalty to their country.

They are too arrogant to even know when they've been embarrassed.

Elon Musk – the world’s richest and most despicable man – just in the last day: • Killed bipartisan bill to fund government • Cut children’s cancer research money • Tweeted support for German neo-Nazi party

African illegal-immigrant, drug user, mentally ill? #ElonMusk #predator A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence. #SpaceX www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-...

Musky Trumpy sat on a wall, Musky Trumpy had a great fall, All the Kings horses and all the Kings men couldn’t put Trumpy together again

You hate to see it 😂

I'm sure they're mortified. Oh and maybe they'll feel shame, and decide to embrace the nobility of service.

live by the twitter pulpit, die by the twitter pulpit

No baby love, what they did was deepen the divide between the US and our ALLIES.

We need a different term than President “elect”…

Days since this has happened: 0 Schedule this post every 24 hours.

President Mump?

don't forget about speaker Vance..

That’s representative Trump.

Trump gonna hate this...

Expect this to be an everyday occurrence for the next 4 years.

Do they care that they are? Um. No.

I'm fairly certain they embarrass themselves every day.

Neither of them know what they’re doing. Absolute idiots!

Neither of them are capable of embarrassing themselves 🙄

And every day

38 Republicans have voted against the apartheid American oligarch president Elon CR.

Please stop calling him president elect Elon... It's Wannabe President Elon

I'm interested in finding out which three Democrats voted in favor of the bill.

According to C-SPAN I see 2 - Castor Florida and Glusenkamp Perez Washington voted ‘yea’. This didn’t pass though as more republicans and democrats vote ‘nay’ as we know.

South Afrikaner Musk.

GOP who voted NAY on President Elon CR Biggs Brecheen Burchett Burlison Cammack Cloud Clyde Crane Curtis Duncan Fulcher Good Gosar Harris Hunt Lamborn Lesko Lopez Luttrell Mace Massie McCormick Mills Mooney Moore - Moran Norman Ogles Perry Posey Rosendale Roy Schweikert Self Spartz Tiffany Van Duyne

And to think, only 4 years of the assholes to put up with!!! Great job the USA, eggs and gas you idiots.

Not enough.

Is JD Vance 2nd Vice President now?

Welcome to Musks America. He bought it, with the help and agreement of MAGA. For four foot snakes, what kind of patriots allow that to happen. 👇

Of course. They’re two arrogant clowns. Different. But both clowns.

Each day they compete against their record. It would be funny if it didn't have real consequences.

It’s a start.

Won’t be the last time

You should make this your pinned tweet/bleat/whatevs

It’s not an embarrassment, it’s a disaster to our America. Everyone has bills and children to feed!

They’re just getting started.

Indeed, they have done that! Stay tuned for batsh*t crazy posts from both in the wee hours of the morning. Seems neither sleeps.

That's their job!

Harry, you mean this two? President elect musk and that other guy?

Elonka and Ronald had a lovers quarrel last night

I like how now vance isn't even a footnote lol #IYKYK #Democracy #RepublicanShutdown

What losers and weirdos they are!

Only the start of a miasma of gaffs and embarrassing times for this dysfunctional band of millionaire misfits.

President non-elect and VP elect

A full diaper day!

I love that for them ❤️

I loved it.

Get used to it.

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"No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other." It won't end well, Trump is petulant and malicious 💙

To be fair they do that everyday

Do not let this die. President Musk and vice president trump

oh thank god Harry moved to Bluesky instead of infesting X

Sad for J.D. Vance. They didn't even wait ’til after the inauguration to shuffle him into obscurity. Sad, too, for Peter Thiel that all the dough he put into Vance is going for nought. Maybe if he'd been as rich as the Muskrat.

There’s no bottom for Trump. No shame.

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Today? Trumps been embarrassing himself since the 70’s.

Just today? Have you been living in a cave all this time?

Good!

DJFuckPuppet strikes again. Un-serious person elected by non informed citizens driven only by the grift.

It’s the Laurel and Hardy show

Three Stooges

Can we call him President Not-Elected Elon Musk, please?

That is probably not necessarily true, they do not have the capability to be embarrassed, you have to have a conscious to feel embarrassed.

They’ll be doing a lot of this. It’s just the beginning. 🤦🏻‍♀️

#KamalaHarris2028 - she needs to be campaigning against them starting now.

Today, Yesterday, Tomorrow, Everyday

If they start saying that everywhere, Trump might just combust out of frustration.

#Elonald

So what else is new. Acronym is pronounced swine.

Go back to Africa, Elon!

More like "President-thief"!

Please keep shouting this