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truly upside down world

Julian Assange is gonna be pissed!

Can’t blame him. Since she went with the natural look, she’s really cute. I like it better than her hi-maintenance look.

I actually happy for Liam and Pamela.

Totally! What's not to love about that? 🙂

He seems like a very good guy as far as Hollywood goes. Is a widower. Ppl have just started taking her acting seriously. I really hope it indicates a change in a good direction for her because she hasn’t had a lot of success romantically 🤞

Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, and Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau getting joint married like at the end of Shakespearean comedy.

Famous people chemistry is doing things.

Alternate headlines: Sorry gals, Liam is “Taken!” Neeson: From The Gray to The Bae

Katy Perry 🤢

A surprising amount of potential when she's north of the border or he is south of the border (so to speak).

Tall men are finally having their moment

Tall=same as hot

Ah the final failure in my life. I will diminish, and go into the west.

The Pam-Liam thing is kinda cute even if it turns out to just be a marketing tool, but K-Pez dating anyone ever again is an unholy alliance (just ask a nun.)

Well you see he called her hot and she called him tall which is basically hot

I thought Liam Neeson gets together with Claudia Schiffer, I’ve seen the documentary.

The simulation is broken

Well, if those Fidel paternity rumors are true, perhaps Trudeau should ditch bland boring Perry and go for ancestry pairing with Cuban Armas. She would be better off than with weirdo scientologist. Lastly, happy for Pam and Liam if true.

What we need to know now is whether Katy Perry thinks that “hot” is essentially the same thing as “tall."

I mean, we’ll do anything. Try us. 🇨🇦

If the stories about Liam are true, he probably reminds her of what she liked about Tommy.

Two perfect couples

I'm hooking up with Madonna right now, what's your problem?

End times obviously!

I love the pattern that the first sentences in both posts are mostly reasonable and then the 2nd sentences make no sense at all.

Canadians are tasty.

I’m so ready for geriatric celeb hookups to distract me from the nazis taking over.

He has a Certain Set of Skills that she finds useful...

If I could name one widower movie star who deserves to find love and happiness with an appropriately aged Hollywood sex symbol, it would be Liam Neeson.

She is Taken!

June Squibb and Mel Brooks

Hey, people are living their best lives -what's wrong with that? Go for it. #DatingIsFun

I think it would be trouble if Katy were south of the border. Meant to be a double entendre, for those scoring at home.

I don’t care about who any of these people get involved with, on whatever level. It’s none of my damn business.

AI slop is evolving. This is good

I think Justin could do better.

That's it -- the tariffs on Canada are actually too low. We have to keep Pamela Anderson and Justin Trudeau news from entering the country. We will give them Katy Perry as gesture of goodwill until we figure out the appropriate rate.

Tom Cruise and Ana De Armas too wtf

This is a great way to find out that Katy Perry and I aren't dating anymore

And my axe!

she did tell you that you were going to hear her roar

Omg thoughts and prayers!

I am down for Pamela and Liam. Katy Perry is an awful human being, so if true about Trudeau-they can both f off. And Tom and Ana, all that does is confirm she is also Scientologist.

I’d put this in the same category

“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”

Maybe her husband, potion seller, is on this as well?

yes, tall and hot are the same. I keep trying to tell people's eyeballs that.

I have never been more conflicted by a headline in my life.

Who knows if Trump will start a war to distract from Epstein. The wheels are coming off the USA as we speak, you might as well shoot your shot.

Wut? Nooooo.

I'm just gonna ignore all of this.

My Best Friend's Second Wedding: Here We Go Again or My Best Friend's Second Wedding: She's Wearing White?

Smells like marry a canadian green card shenanigans

"Is it too on the nose to call our celebrity gossip site "'The Vulture'?"

Tall is the same as hot? 🤔 Good news if true.

Big if true

There's more!

He’s dating a female that’s slightly older than his daughter? GROSS

It’s been confirmed a while. He’s been flying her/having her fly on his private helicopter That’s the person who complained that she lost herself dating someone famous like Ben Affleck, moved on to date the stepson of Cuba’s dictator. This is on par with her other choices…

This is just all too sexy, we've gotta shut it down

Hormones and prominent people ending up in proximity to each other are a thing.

Someone in Hollywood is just picking names out of a hat right now

there was just a new adam sandler comedy, too

This has a very "it's the end of the world, shoot your shot" kind of vibe.

Sabrina Carpenter has been spotted snuggling with the Slenderman

I saw today that Wynton Marsalis is married to Nicola Benedetti. She is half is age. I mean, it does happen. Allegedly they met when she was 17 and he was 42. So...

Canada so hot right now

so that’s where Neeson got his accent

Canada: taller than the US Also Canada: simultaneously colder, hotter, *and* cooler than the US

Okay I'll explain it to you: 👉👌👉👌

Well, they did say AI would help supplement the workforce…

100% on board with the first one! That second one though, Miss Perry is a problem the former Prime Minister does not need.

I was thinking the same thing!

Me too! She is problematic on so many levels and yet I see ppl talk about him being lucky 🤮 Or maybe we are discovering something about his real stand on issues? Hope not…

Careful Dave. Careful.

👀

the recent wave of celebrity deaths have made them #horny

Trudeau is single?? Get in line, ladies

Oh I love this.