just think if Subway were forever associated with a criminal, how terrible
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aug 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Subway should be paying the sandwich guy a fortune for all the free advertising. He's done more to improve their brand than their entire marketing team has done since the brand tanked back when "the voice of Subway" Jared Fogel was convicted of possession of child porn and sex with a minor.
aug 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
I mean my digestive system feels assaulted every time I visit a Subway.
aug 13, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Haven't eaten at Subway since it was revealed they knew about Jarrod's crimes, but I would maybe reconsider if they make this guy their new spokesperson.
aug 13, 2025, 10:58 pm • 4 1 • view
always love to have a reason to post one of the best tweets in history
aug 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 4 1 • view
Booking cop: Why did you throw the sub? Me: The cops wouldn't arrest a pedophile at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I'm tired of their accepting child rape.
aug 13, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
The only pure Subway spokesman (before Britta got to him) was...Subway!
aug 13, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
If he would have thrown a Big Mac, he'd be off scot free.
aug 15, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
Too soon
aug 13, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
I LOL'd.
aug 13, 2025, 11:01 pm • 6 0 • view
Jared/JD 2028....
aug 13, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Is Jared in minimum security camp with work release too?
aug 13, 2025, 10:59 pm • 4 0 • view
Truly is a pièce de résistance.
aug 14, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 14, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm just sorry that Dunn wasn't eating a piano...
aug 13, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
…a folk hero, on the other hand…
aug 13, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.
aug 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
And after they worked so hard to restore their image! clickhole.com/righting-wro...
aug 13, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
The only criminals coming immediately to mind with Subway are the pedo that did go to jail, and the people doing the devil’s work for the adjudicated assaulter/alleged pedo who did not go to jail.
aug 13, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
So DHS will now require all purchasers at Subway to fill out an application, have a 5 day waiting period, and a background check Because they need to protect the federal forces If only they cared as much about school shootings
aug 14, 2025, 7:25 am • 0 0 • view
More proof that cops - and all gun owners - are just scared little boys. They’re not emotionally mature enough to have guns!
aug 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Quiznos v. Quislings.
aug 13, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Their marketing team needs to get on this for Halloween #Subway #IThrewTheSandwich
aug 14, 2025, 8:40 am • 2 2 • view
Subway should hire pink polo sub to do their commercials.
aug 13, 2025, 11:01 pm • 4 1 • view
"I stand up to fascism. Do you? Eat fresh."
aug 13, 2025, 11:38 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 11:05 pm • 1 0 • view