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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:04 pm • 496 42

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ThyGoddess @thygoddess.bsky.social

BUT WHAT IF? (okay I'm just having fun with this conspiracy theory) bsky.app/profile/lard...

aug 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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trumpwatch8.bsky.social @trumpwatch8.bsky.social

That is not Donald Trump

aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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trumpwatch8.bsky.social @trumpwatch8.bsky.social

Zoom in look at mouth nose neck, no way....

aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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WhimsicalSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social

This is your magnum opus, Dave.

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bmazing.bsky.social @bmazing.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Yorkes @jeffyorkes.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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mississauganana.bsky.social @mississauganana.bsky.social

She looks like someone he’d like to date.

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nate @jetzzfan.bsky.social

I've got this one in the queue:

an image of Kent Brockman saying
aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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The NPC GMac @thegmac99.bsky.social

At least we tried

aug 30, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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jimipopeski.bsky.social @jimipopeski.bsky.social

Another golf vacation for trump

aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Is that’s bad? @dcorkery.bsky.social

Not only is he fine he’s better than ever

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aug 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 14 0 • view
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🦋𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓓𝓾𝓫𝓱𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓰𝓱 @jamesdubhthaigh.bsky.social

Happy now, libs? ⛳🏌️‍♀️

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aug 30, 2025, 2:19 pm • 6 0 • view
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Craig Stambaugh @craigstambaugh.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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twitterrefugee63.bsky.social @twitterrefugee63.bsky.social

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Adam Denoon @adam.dehub.club

I didn't get my hopes up too much, but it was such a pleasant night.

aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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SheiSho @xxriotgrrrrrlxx.bsky.social

I mean, he looks absolutely horrible. Just because we didn’t win the lottery today doesn’t mean we won’t soon.

aug 30, 2025, 2:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Brian Danger Hicks @ckape.bsky.social

Bart Simpson sitting up in a wagon after having pretended to be dead, captioned,
aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 9 1 • view
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Brian Danger Hicks @ckape.bsky.social

Relationship ended with Weekend At Bernie's (1989), Dave (1993) is my new best friend.

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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cromulentius.bsky.social @cromulentius.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:35 pm • 10 0 • view
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social

simpsons screenshot: apu and manjula interpreting their pregnancy test. Cpation
aug 30, 2025, 3:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeri @earthfan.bsky.social

How old is the granddaughter? And does she have self-defense skills?

aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social

18

aug 30, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeri @earthfan.bsky.social

Damn.

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social

Maybe he’s going to see the grave of his ex-wife

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chauncey Telese @bigchaunc64.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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gainesm.bsky.social @gainesm.bsky.social

🤣

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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🎶RBV🎶 @rbv-3896.bsky.social

Is Kai the new Ivanka?

aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Marian 🇺🇦 🍉 @magicmarian.bsky.social

He looks like shit. And I’m sure they are only doing this because of the chatter last night.

aug 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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F'Arte Moreno @exhaustedcat.bsky.social

You missed it Dave It was glorious “For the briefest of moments, every man in Shawshank felt free”

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 9 0 • view
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Thufir HaWTF, MD 🦀 @thufirhawtfmd.bsky.social

"Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

aug 30, 2025, 2:16 pm • 8 0 • view
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Craig Stambaugh @craigstambaugh.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Just Questions @treesquestionx451.bsky.social

Body double?

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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kennyfisher.bsky.social @kennyfisher.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:06 pm • 5 0 • view
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momdb.bsky.social @momdb.bsky.social

Damn it

aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura Leininger-Campbell @lala-campbell.bsky.social

Dammit.

aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ginny Maier @vbmaier.bsky.social

Is there any lightning in the area?

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social

Frinkiac meme of Mr. Burns and Smithers with the text,
aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm • 5 0 • view