So many Darkest Dungeon narrator lines sound like something I'd say to a girl to drive her absolutely feral. "Slowly, gently... This is how a life is taken."
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...i mean i can't argue with results.
jul 26, 2025, 4:04 am • 3 0 • view
...I should play some Darkest Dungeon...
jul 26, 2025, 5:36 am • 1 0 • view
Hitting a particularly bratty sub with the ol' "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer" would crit I think
jul 26, 2025, 4:16 am • 4 0 • view
Frustration and fury, more destructive than a hundred cannons.
jul 26, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Absolutely living for these, Darkest Dungeon is an absolute favorite of mine (have never beat it but…)
jul 26, 2025, 5:10 am • 3 0 • view
You’re literally the strongest 😎
jul 26, 2025, 3:35 am • 2 0 • view
fuck, sable.
jul 26, 2025, 4:49 am • 1 0 • view
Something tells me you'll like my attempt at a sultry line read:
jul 26, 2025, 4:51 am • 3 0 • view
i um
jul 26, 2025, 4:51 am • 2 0 • view
i can be normal about this
jul 26, 2025, 4:52 am • 2 0 • view
Oh 😵💫
jul 26, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
g o s h
jul 26, 2025, 4:17 am • 2 0 • view
😵💫😵💫😵💫
jul 26, 2025, 4:00 am • 4 0 • view
"No rest, no peace for this wretched soul."
jul 26, 2025, 4:17 am • 5 0 • view
cc @misswillow.meangirls.online
jul 26, 2025, 4:28 am • 2 0 • view
Oh if you think I don't tease her with stuff like this every day
jul 26, 2025, 4:38 am • 2 0 • view
Ohhhh I didn't know, haha She and I had this same conversation about that narrator a few years ago 😂
jul 26, 2025, 4:42 am • 2 0 • view
REAL THO.... so many good lines between dd1/dd2...
jul 26, 2025, 5:33 am • 1 0 • view
Pulling out a line from the random party button in dd2 "We tempt fate, and accept damnation" @~@
jul 26, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
Going over to her place for the night and in the car getting hit with "Ahead, a bestial refuge, littered with bones and... less identifiable remains." Bdjdhdjjekwjwkjdj
jul 26, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
god, please…
jul 26, 2025, 4:51 am • 1 0 • view
No! Don’t you dare make me horny for darkest dungeon!
jul 26, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
The buffoon is flummoxed!
jul 26, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
*destroy them all". He was referring to the dolls. Destroy me, plz!
jul 26, 2025, 3:46 am • 2 0 • view
"Reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness!"
jul 26, 2025, 4:05 am • 4 0 • view
Hmm, yes, but instead of life, it's ass.. and for some people, ass is life.
jul 26, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
This post was for the snuffbait girls, of which there are so so many
jul 26, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view
Ohhhhh
jul 26, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Feeling clueless while flirting? Don't ask AI for lines, just consult Darkest Dungeon.
jul 26, 2025, 3:48 am • 2 0 • view
can't forget this one youtu.be/o7BwWkjU8ZE?...
jul 26, 2025, 4:04 am • 8 0 • view
Me when I'm done with her
jul 26, 2025, 4:05 am • 5 0 • view
"You cannot learn a thing you think you know."
jul 26, 2025, 4:08 am • 2 0 • view
you noticed that too huh?
jul 26, 2025, 3:37 am • 6 0 • view
Hehehe yes.
jul 26, 2025, 4:17 am • 3 0 • view
i should practice, i used to be able to do a halfway decent impression of him. mixing some of the actual lines with a few extra bits based on your thread would be a good bit
jul 26, 2025, 4:19 am • 4 0 • view
The last thing she hears me say before the lights go out: "More dust, more ashes...more disappointment."
jul 26, 2025, 4:32 am • 16 0 • view
When I go a little too long and a little too hard and her body just gives out: "Death by inches..."
jul 26, 2025, 4:31 am • 13 0 • view
"Those who covet injury find it in no short supply."
jul 26, 2025, 4:29 am • 14 1 • view
this one's got my name on it
jul 26, 2025, 4:35 am • 3 0 • view
Me when I'm older than her and struggling to get it up: "Ancient traps lie in wait, unsprung and thirsting for blood..."
jul 26, 2025, 4:23 am • 23 3 • view
😭😭😭
jul 26, 2025, 5:54 am • 2 0 • view
good thing this is never a problem
jul 26, 2025, 6:08 am • 2 0 • view
😂
jul 26, 2025, 5:52 am • 2 0 • view
When I'm teaching her a lesson: "Great adversity has a beauty - it is the fire that tempers the blade."
jul 26, 2025, 4:22 am • 17 0 • view
After I teach her the lesson: "Mind that such missteps are an exception, and not the rule."
jul 26, 2025, 4:26 am • 18 0 • view
"Carelessness will find no clemency in this place."
jul 26, 2025, 4:28 am • 17 0 • view
When it's time for aftercare: "Can the defiled be consecrated? Can the fallen find rest?"
jul 26, 2025, 4:18 am • 27 3 • view
ohh to be anointed,
jul 26, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
"Death and demise - cause for celebration!"
jul 26, 2025, 4:13 am • 16 0 • view
Don't sleep on "Woe to the sheep, for does the absence of the shepherd not invite the wolves?"
jul 26, 2025, 4:13 am • 30 6 • view
Before we get started: "The task ahead is terrible, and weakness cannot be tolerated."
jul 26, 2025, 3:59 am • 28 0 • view
Starting every dating bio with "In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings..."
jul 26, 2025, 3:55 am • 33 4 • view
Let me show you the terrible wonders I have come to know
jul 26, 2025, 3:39 am • 48 3 • view
Oh my goodness 😳
jul 26, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
both of these would work so well
jul 26, 2025, 3:42 am • 5 0 • view
The way is lit. The path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it.
jul 26, 2025, 3:45 am • 8 0 • view
😵💫 take me there pls
jul 26, 2025, 5:51 am • 2 0 • view
cenobite kink activated
jul 26, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 0 • view
I have such sights to show you~
jul 26, 2025, 4:39 am • 3 0 • view
Are you.. an angel some times, a demon others? (hopeful)
jul 26, 2025, 4:45 am • 3 0 • view
Curiosity, interest, obsession... Mile markers on my road to damnation...
jul 26, 2025, 3:57 am • 31 1 • view
the implied cosmic horror of this one works well for me
jul 26, 2025, 4:50 am • 4 0 • view
Before topping a woman who calls me Mommy: "Ruin has come to our family"
jul 26, 2025, 3:39 am • 54 1 • view
"Our family name, once so well-regarded, is now barely whispered aloud by decent folk."
jul 26, 2025, 3:56 am • 14 1 • view
When I'm doing sph on a woman who's bigger than me: "Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue"
jul 26, 2025, 3:39 am • 54 3 • view
🔮 buppy when he’s trying to take all of mommy and is struggling “overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer”
jul 26, 2025, 3:11 pm • 11 0 • view
Hehehe, buppy I'll make sure you can take all of Mommy easily 💜
jul 26, 2025, 3:13 pm • 6 0 • view
🔮 yay 🥹 also buppy just wanted to participate in silly darkest dungeon talk he loves that game
jul 26, 2025, 3:17 pm • 5 0 • view
I know!! It's a good addition! I like it a lot :) Me when buppy is struggling to take it all: "Death by inches..."
jul 26, 2025, 3:20 pm • 5 0 • view
🔮 oh my 🥺
jul 26, 2025, 3:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Before a group of transfemmes set upon me like wolves: “Ancient traps lie and wait… unsprung and thirsting for blood”
jul 26, 2025, 3:00 pm • 1 0 • view
"They breed quickly down here, in the dark..."
jul 26, 2025, 4:10 am • 5 0 • view
"...but perhaps we can slay them even faster"
jul 26, 2025, 4:19 am • 5 0 • view
yeah uhhh I've thought about this one. seems like a good one to hiss in my ear
jul 26, 2025, 4:39 am • 12 0 • view
Is this voice training?
jul 26, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
New voice practice routine!
jul 26, 2025, 5:50 am • 1 0 • view
oh my god
jul 26, 2025, 4:55 am • 2 0 • view
I can't think of another time I thought someone's teeth were hot
jul 26, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 26, 2025, 5:22 am • 3 0 • view
oh damn 😳🥵
jul 26, 2025, 5:18 am • 5 0 • view
hmm?
jul 26, 2025, 5:19 am • 6 0 • view
i really like your voice 💕
jul 26, 2025, 5:22 am • 5 0 • view
:3c
jul 26, 2025, 5:27 am • 5 0 • view
your smile made my heart stop for a bit
jul 26, 2025, 5:20 am • 3 0 • view
Yeah I have a pretty serious lisp due to a speech impediment so I don't do hisses Yours is very good though 🔥 Fuck you've got such a nice voice
jul 26, 2025, 5:16 am • 7 0 • view
jul 26, 2025, 5:18 am • 20 0 • view
getting voicemogged in my own thread but I'm here for it
jul 26, 2025, 5:31 am • 2 0 • view
no mogging intended you have a very lovely voice
jul 26, 2025, 5:32 am • 5 0 • view
I'm just being silly 💜💜 I love hearing your voice
jul 26, 2025, 5:33 am • 4 0 • view
this made me freeze up for a moment 😵💫
jul 26, 2025, 1:59 pm • 4 0 • view
those are a predator’s teeth 😳 i think im starting to get it
jul 26, 2025, 5:21 am • 11 0 • view
this is gonna sound insane but i thought you were english
jul 26, 2025, 3:09 pm • 3 0 • view
SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED bsky.app/profile/bloo...
jul 26, 2025, 3:11 pm • 3 0 • view
NOOOO IM SO SORRY QUEEN I DIDN'T MEAN TO BESMIRCH YOU 😭😭😭
jul 26, 2025, 3:13 pm • 2 0 • view
oh prey animal feelings
jul 26, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
😵💫 wow - from me and Miss K
jul 26, 2025, 4:53 am • 2 0 • view
They truly made something special there
jul 26, 2025, 7:18 am • 1 0 • view
busting out “…unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue!” during bloodplay
jul 26, 2025, 4:59 pm • 2 0 • view