I know it's a bit of a tangent but I always imagine Knights in white satin, taking part in an 'It's a Knockout' style game where they have to reach the end of something but they keep slipping over because people are squirting water at them.......

As a child I ALWAYS thought the song was about knights in some sort of bizarre armour. I think I was rather disappointed when I learned it was about sex. Mind you, I hated the song with a loathing.