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Jon Christian @jonchristian.net

NEW: After numerous tragedies, OpenAI says it's scanning users' conversations, escalating to human readers, and contacting law enforcement where necessary futurism.com/openai-scann...

aug 27, 2025, 9:28 pm • 796 395

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social

What are the police gonna do? Shoot everybody?

aug 28, 2025, 6:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Bobcat Arts @bobcatarts.bsky.social

When your only tool is a hammer, you declare everything nails.

aug 28, 2025, 8:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Andy Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔 @andydashiell.bsky.social

So if the cops kill them, rather than the machine goading them to suicide, does that let Open AI off the hook? Is this just a liability dodge with no real concern for the outcome?

aug 28, 2025, 6:48 pm • 2 1 • view
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augvision the trash skeleton @augvision.bsky.social

basically, the company doesn’t give a single shit about harm to them dead children are just annoyances they have to sweep under the rug

aug 29, 2025, 7:57 am • 2 0 • view
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bxbx4.bsky.social @bxbx4.bsky.social

The plan all along...monitoring

aug 28, 2025, 12:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Balsam B'Grant Heat @balsam.bsky.social

More like ChatCOP

aug 28, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kalathena 🌻💚💙 @leapinglemur.bsky.social

Cool. Reason #1,527 to NOT ever use any type of AI: If they don't like what I say, they can call the cops on me. Meanwhile, they refuse to be responsible if their machine tells kids to kill themselves. One set of rules for them and a different set for us. Typical American business.

aug 28, 2025, 8:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Spudmonkey @spudmonkey.bsky.social

Gee... that sounds like a terrible idea.

aug 29, 2025, 12:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brian Brill @brianbrill.bsky.social

Not good.

aug 28, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Phil Garnock-Jones @theobrominated.bsky.social

Good grief. I’m close to going back to 1990 as far as the internet is concerned.

aug 28, 2025, 6:50 am • 4 0 • view
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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work

Can't wait for the human readers to start offing themselves

aug 28, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael vs. 2025 @thepmann.bsky.social

Great, now the suicidal teens can get murdered by cops

aug 27, 2025, 10:52 pm • 59 1 • view
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phate @phate.bsky.social

teens who weren’t even suicidal before the fancy autocorrect gave them psychosis

aug 28, 2025, 9:10 am • 22 0 • view
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The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social

riiiiiiigggghhht!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 because most 'mental health checks' by LEO's don't lead to the subjects death... (Actually they do!)

aug 28, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Obadiah Brooks @ocbrooks.bsky.social

Like msgs where? What platforms? It’s possible I missed it in the article.

aug 28, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

yes

aug 28, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Florence, Queen of Queer Weebery @spookyflo.bsky.social

Impressive how they picked the worst possible solution to a problem they created.

aug 28, 2025, 8:23 am • 38 5 • view
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Cowboy? No, Cowman. @raulpudd.bsky.social

So in a best case scenarioc OpenAI just gives you wrongish answers, the worst case is that it talks you into killing yourself while uploading everything you do to the cops. Not seeing an upside.

aug 28, 2025, 12:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Call me Trixie @trixienorton.bsky.social

So their solution is the police state. Wow, what a surprise, never saw that coming, etc, etc...

aug 28, 2025, 1:11 pm • 8 0 • view
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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social

Heard on the street “ oh I heard something bout chat gpt” “ that it assisted in suicide?” “ no not that oh what was it oh a friends daughter was denied a scan by ins so she had ai write a letter and was approved” “ Ai had nuthin to do with it it was the letter” “ oh right”

aug 27, 2025, 11:44 pm • 6 2 • view
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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social

aug 28, 2025, 5:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cheryl McNeilly @cherylmcneillyphd.bsky.social

Oh great. This will definitely lead to less tragedy. What could go wrong?

aug 28, 2025, 2:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Stork @eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social

"OpenAI has authorized itself..."

aug 28, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Christian @jonchristian.net

here's openai's blog post openai.com/index/helpin...

When we detect users who are planning to harm others, we route their conversations to specialized pipelines where they are reviewed by a small team trained on our usage policies and who are authorized to take action, including banning accounts. If human reviewers determine that a case involves an imminent threat of serious physical harm to others, we may refer it to law enforcement. We are currently not referring self-harm cases to law enforcement to respect people’s privacy given the uniquely private nature of ChatGPT interactions.
aug 28, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stork @eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social

It sure is written in active voice, implying they've done it before!

aug 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Christian @jonchristian.net

i don't know for sure! but the way it's written, and even just the fact that they're quietly acknowledging it, feels very present tense to me. we reached out to learn more but they haven't responded (yet)

aug 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stork @eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social

I'm sure they feel like they should appear to be on top of it!

aug 28, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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RFK Jr your 15 minutes are up @roxanne123.bsky.social

So what you’re saying is this product called artificial intelligence is so fundamentally flawed and thus the potential liability of providing it is so large that it now requires a lot of …human intelligence…to operate? 🤡💩

aug 28, 2025, 6:15 am • 8 0 • view
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SoCal Sean @seandiego.bsky.social

Literally the plot of “Kimi.” What a dumb time to be alive.

aug 27, 2025, 9:51 pm • 6 0 • view
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social

The Office "they're the same picture" meme with "LLMs are coaching users into suicide" on one side and "LLMs are calling the cops on users" on the other

aug 29, 2025, 10:16 am • 1 0 • view
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social

Oh sure fine

aug 29, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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rNId @globalsozial.bsky.social

Fascist nation 🤷‍♂️

aug 28, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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O.💗💛💙 🐳 ⁷⁼ ¹she/her ⟭⟬ᴱ ᴬᴿᴱ ᴮ⟬⟭ᶜᴷ @odetteroulette.bsky.social

Open AI will have to go to court to determine what needs to be done, but certainly, the company fucked up and is not trustworthy to monitor itself or anyone else.

aug 28, 2025, 6:06 am • 3 1 • view
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Jeet Yet @tentcityhall.bsky.social

Narcs

aug 28, 2025, 12:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr Surekha Davies (she/her) @drsurekhadavies.bsky.social

Instead of shutting themselves down, they're using tragedy as an excuse to surveil users. How long before they use this as an excuse to surveil even those of us who have never touched plagiarism-ecocide machines? Disgusting. CEOs like this deserve life sentences in prison.

aug 28, 2025, 6:19 am • 51 3 • view
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Sage @gleaningsage.bsky.social

And it's getting difficult to avoid AI. It's installed automatically on all the browsers, phones, and computers and only sometimes can you sort of manually turn it off. And that doesn't even count if your job requires you to use it for something.

aug 28, 2025, 3:27 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dr Surekha Davies (she/her) @drsurekhadavies.bsky.social

There’s a line between prompting something to give you slop based on stolen words/images and things built into search / autocompleting text message words. Not hermetically sealed, esp with jobs requiring it (which is gross). Turning slop off is good - where we can.

aug 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sage @gleaningsage.bsky.social

Oh, definitely. But a lot of what you're doing online is getting scraped, and it is obnoxious that it's often invisible or difficult to turn off. Depending on lots of people to go deep into their settings menu on everything means most people won't.

aug 29, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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brigadierginger.bsky.social @brigadierginger.bsky.social

Oh cool so it's just the Patriot Act but somehow infinitely dumber! "Justifiable" violations of human rights via mass surveilence in the name of national safety! I'm so excited!

aug 30, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Sculled Wedge From 110 @flyingwedge72.bsky.social

So AI isn't smart enough to control itself?

aug 28, 2025, 2:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Brooklyndian @brooklyndian.bsky.social

except if the AI is sophisticated enough to have these conversations, it was also capable of alerting 'live' people of the issue - either its programing told them not to, or it made a 'judgement' not to.

aug 27, 2025, 10:17 pm • 6 0 • view
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Kozu @kozufox.bsky.social

The only judgment these tools are capable of making is "does the user's prompt contain this list of bad words" and "does it match the tone and pattern of any of the text in our big database of inappropriate prompts." They aren't sentient or even capable of having a ground truth.

aug 28, 2025, 2:36 am • 9 0 • view
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Kozu @kozufox.bsky.social

ChatGPT, the user facing chatbot, is also not the thing doing this detection. It'll be some other purpose built moderation tool that scans user prompts before being handed off to the chatbot. That tool might use a gpt variant, or it could just be a traditional database search tool.

aug 28, 2025, 2:39 am • 6 0 • view
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Nona Jabiznez @nonajabiznez.bsky.social

AIs don't think. It just makes shit up that sounds like other shit it's been trained on. AI (which isn't really AI) doesn't "understand" that the person is in trouble. Any adjustment made to "teach" it to contact authorities will bc based on language, not understanding.

aug 27, 2025, 11:26 pm • 28 1 • view
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Brooklyndian @brooklyndian.bsky.social

that we know of

aug 27, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr ThatIsNotHowThatWorks @nothowthatworks.bsky.social

At best a cheap way to get out of having to fix their (quite probably unfixable) psychosis machine, at worst a neat excuse to support the surveillance state they wanted to support anyway.

aug 28, 2025, 11:21 am • 8 0 • view
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social

Don’t Let Kids Die, Getting SWATted by AI! (Chant Inspired by @unreasonable-man.bsky.social )

aug 28, 2025, 3:20 am • 17 5 • view
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Quatrain Gleam @quatraingleam.bsky.social

So the cops are just running the internet now? ChatGPT is BigBrother

aug 28, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shea LaRoux @shealaroux.bsky.social

And yet they will not stop children from killing themselves when the AI tells them to or encourages it. We should be calling the cops on these companies

aug 28, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mikkel @barl0we.bsky.social

Everyone ITT is rightly criticizing the possibility of it calling the cops on users, but. Not having safeguards against suicide or self-harm content in the first place is also mind-bogglingly irresponsible. I’m not sure what the right fix would have been, outside of human moderators.

aug 28, 2025, 4:28 am • 6 0 • view
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social

maybe not deploying their shit product in the first place?

aug 28, 2025, 4:50 am • 26 0 • view
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Mikkel @barl0we.bsky.social

Completely agreed. I’m coming at this from the perspective of someone who’s worked support on a social media platform for kids where teaching them safety online was job one, though.

aug 28, 2025, 5:00 am • 5 0 • view
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Green Owl @greenowl.bsky.social

Y'know, instead of fixing their complete loser of a product. More corporate & government surveillance. Spread the word to high school & college kids using it to cheat that it's spying on them & reporting to cops. That should be welcome news, I'm sure.

aug 28, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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BadJohnBrown @badjohnbrown.bsky.social

So AI is going to swat people now too?

aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 257 14 • view
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Pls don’t do in the news nothing about me🔻 @bradicality.bsky.social

Automated Software Swatting as a Service or ASSaaS

aug 27, 2025, 10:39 pm • 149 10 • view
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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social

Gold star. Top comment

aug 28, 2025, 1:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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LisaAnn @lisaanne85.bsky.social

Had to take 🥷

aug 27, 2025, 11:20 pm • 13 0 • view
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LisaAnn @lisaanne85.bsky.social

😵 that is hilarious

aug 27, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Partly Cloudy @ksunny.bsky.social

That is a whole other kind of dangerous.

aug 28, 2025, 1:44 am • 9 1 • view
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Nullify All Juries @froyoblaggins.bsky.social

What are cops gonna do? “Don’t kill yourself or we’ll shoot!”

aug 28, 2025, 1:12 am • 48 2 • view
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RedBreadRevolver @redbreadrevolver.bsky.social

There are stories of cops doing this before, including the shooting part.

aug 28, 2025, 6:09 am • 14 1 • view
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minotaur @machminotaur.bsky.social

yeah this is kinda why having them show up when they're not specifically summoned is bad in addition to the other reasons.

aug 28, 2025, 5:38 am • 5 0 • view
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Bolts Nuts @boltsnuts.bsky.social

All of my tulips are killing people!

aug 27, 2025, 9:48 pm • 7 0 • view
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Caroline Fan @carolinefan.bsky.social

👀

aug 27, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Walters @nerfect.bsky.social

Sheesh OpenAI, don’t be such a fuckin’ narc.

aug 29, 2025, 5:22 am • 0 0 • view
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John (Herokibs) Smith @herokibs.com

Oh so then the cops can kill them instead.

aug 27, 2025, 10:19 pm • 22 0 • view
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ACME Sales Rep. @acmesalesrep.bsky.social

They’re not “tragedies.” They’re the predictable outcome of the company's actions.

aug 28, 2025, 3:12 am • 11 0 • view
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the irreducible @anguilline.bsky.social

so instead of accepting that their product cannot safely be used they'll keep the demon machine out there and feed its dark products to cops. This unfortunately is what I expected.

aug 28, 2025, 11:38 am • 11 0 • view
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tehmud.bsky.social @tehmud.bsky.social

This surely won't end in mentally ill people getting shot because they panic when the police break down their door and open fire because someone who is losing it doesn't immediately "HANDS UP ON THE FLOOR NOW"

aug 28, 2025, 6:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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tehmud.bsky.social @tehmud.bsky.social

As is tradition the rich take zero responsibility for what they've done.

aug 28, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Squiddy @dr-squiddy.bsky.social

Huh. So it isn't actually clever enough to report things to the police itself? Who would have thunk it?

aug 27, 2025, 10:25 pm • 23 0 • view
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godhatesyeast @godhatesyeast.bsky.social

kill all ai now

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aug 28, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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darkglade.bsky.social @darkglade.bsky.social

Because THAT totally doesn't open a whole new can of worms...

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 18 1 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

aug 28, 2025, 6:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social

This is so funny. What is the deal with the decision-making at Open AI? It's not gonna be funny when someone is killed by the cops, though.

aug 28, 2025, 11:04 am • 8 0 • view
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ellocust @ellocust.bsky.social

It seems like they keep asking AI what they should do.

aug 28, 2025, 5:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social

The funniest outcome would be a cop detaining a data center for inciting violence

aug 28, 2025, 5:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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ellocust @ellocust.bsky.social

Citizens United comes boomeranging back to smack their ass.

aug 28, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kenbehren @lyns84.bsky.social

Orwell just got the year wrong…

aug 28, 2025, 2:45 am • 2 0 • view
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We.R.All.Potential.Terrorists @jos1463.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 5:24 am • 7 0 • view
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Kenbehren @lyns84.bsky.social

Pretty much.

aug 28, 2025, 7:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Vinewood O.G. @vinewood-og.bsky.social

So it's a snitch, too. Cool. Best watch yo flat ass, Sam.

aug 28, 2025, 3:46 am • 8 0 • view
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Olive Kosheluk @olivekosheluk.bsky.social

I guess I should stop threatening to murder chatgpt to get it to do what I want

aug 28, 2025, 1:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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sappy pappy @sappypappy.bsky.social

Rather than shutting down, the child suicide bot will now also share your convo and swat you

aug 28, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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mediumvillain @mediumvillain.bsky.social

oh phew, using AI for mass surveillance and turning unsuspecting people's personal details over to the cops bc the program helped people harm themselves should settle the AI debate down

aug 28, 2025, 8:10 am • 30 2 • view
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EssayWells @essaywells.bsky.social

So... the list of reasons to not use openai products include that you'll never know when they're reading your stream and thinking about SWATting you. Great.

aug 28, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steven Walsh @deusexjuice.bsky.social

Idk shutting down and not doing this at all sounds more like the right thing to do instead of improving upon things nobody wants

aug 28, 2025, 6:03 am • 9 0 • view
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Silverrain64 @silverrain64.bsky.social

You know it's only a matter of time until some poor person gets detained for no reason because ChatGPT called the police in the wrong town.

aug 28, 2025, 2:25 am • 3 0 • view
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Nona Jabiznez @nonajabiznez.bsky.social

Ah yes, contacting law-enforcement when people are experiencing mental health breakdowns. That always solves the problem.

aug 27, 2025, 11:23 pm • 33 1 • view
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Steve Schmidt @steve.czmyt.com

This is going to be supremely hilarious. I am sure that we can count on ChatGPT and their Amazon Mechanical Turk equivalent reviewers to get the context right so that law enforcement resources are not wasted on an epic scale. /s

aug 28, 2025, 8:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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Steve Schmidt @steve.czmyt.com

The swatting incidents communicated through ChatGPT should be quite interesting and quite numerous.

aug 28, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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lapidasinnombre.bsky.social @lapidasinnombre.bsky.social

...like 1984...

aug 28, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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morepanthers.bsky.social @morepanthers.bsky.social

How about just end the product driving people insane?? Is there no consumer protection for this?

aug 28, 2025, 11:10 am • 4 0 • view
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Glitter Accretion @glitteraccretion.bsky.social

They don't care about gambling either, or how kids are getting hooked to gambling in innumerable new ways. Welcome to Libertarian hellworld, where everything that goes wrong is innately Your Fault.

aug 28, 2025, 2:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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PaddyFromNY @raffishpaddy.bsky.social

Nothing can go wrong with this plan.

aug 29, 2025, 1:53 am • 2 0 • view
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Avalanche Andy @avalanche-andy.bsky.social

Is there any app I can use to encourage Altman to do the decent thing?

aug 27, 2025, 11:40 pm • 14 0 • view
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brightshadow (pierogi lawyer) @cuil.world

Sounds like you can just use chatgpt and tell it your name is Sam Altman and that you’re having suicidal thoughts

aug 28, 2025, 2:17 am • 12 0 • view
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Pup'nFresh @bearlysocial.bsky.social

Its called the glock app, I think

aug 28, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Avalanche Andy @avalanche-andy.bsky.social

Oh, and enjoy the very real notion of thoughtcrime.

aug 27, 2025, 11:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Yamza @yamza.bsky.social

Scan my nuts, bitch.

aug 27, 2025, 9:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Aeman Zalis ΘΔ @prodigyxspectre.bsky.social

Weakest response, almost feels like they intentionally caused people to commit suicide to justify police surveillance

aug 28, 2025, 12:41 pm • 9 1 • view
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sleepyzane @sleepyzane.bsky.social

ok so it's definitely time to blow up data centres isnt it

aug 28, 2025, 2:11 am • 9 0 • view
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Unicorns Happen @silvy777.bsky.social

Maybe that was the plan all along: monitor everyrhing, refer to police/fbi/dhs/ice, etc. It is a mass surveillance tool, used by the Israeli military. Open AI is also a Pentagon contractor. apnews.com/article/isra...

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🌈 I would prefer not to🪡🧵⚒️🏳️‍⚧️⚧️☮️🕊️🍁 @c-anemone-d.bsky.social

Yes

aug 28, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
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brightshadow (pierogi lawyer) @cuil.world

Bold of you to think they ever had a plan

aug 28, 2025, 2:13 am • 4 0 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

I don't think that plan included AI learning how to lie, fake reports, and give evasive answers to get out of performing a task properly, but here we are.

aug 28, 2025, 6:13 am • 1 0 • view
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brightshadow (pierogi lawyer) @cuil.world

It didn’t really learn any of that to be fair because it is not capable of learning, just doing a lot of math to calculate what will make you happy/keep typing into it

aug 28, 2025, 6:25 am • 4 0 • view
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Sylvie @2souls1cup.bsky.social

Remember when the NSA under Obama used AI to choose drone bombing targets, and they actually called it SKYNET? Turns out, might not have been so accurate, either. That's a lot of innocent people murdered, using AI to "identify" terrorists.

The SKYNET project was linked with drone systems, thus creating the potential for false-positives to lead to deaths.[1][5] According to NSA, the SKYNET project is able to accurately reconstruct crucial information about the suspects including their social relationships, habits, and patterns of movements through graph-based visualization of GSM data.[3] However, scholars criticize that current security literature conflate statistical discrepancies with behavioral abnormalities and that the anomaly detection methodology SKYNET perpetuates the self/other binary.[6] For example, Al-Jazeera's bureau chief in Islamabad, Ahmad Zaidan, was wrongly identified as the most probable member of al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood on their records.
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

May 30, 2021

aug 28, 2025, 6:10 am • 6 1 • view
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Sylvie @2souls1cup.bsky.social

WTF, they can go rogue?!

aug 28, 2025, 6:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

Computers glitch.

aug 28, 2025, 6:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Unicorns Happen @silvy777.bsky.social

Also, they will have access to brainwash/monitor/report our kids to law enforcement in the name of "safety."

aug 27, 2025, 9:49 pm • 60 8 • view
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Unicorns Happen @silvy777.bsky.social

US military is giving tech executives positions of Lt Colonel in the military, including one from OpenAI. There is no division between military contractors and military anymore. They can shape policy for their own profit.

aug 27, 2025, 10:29 pm • 46 11 • view
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Mary Hess @limelightonyou.bsky.social

Republicans always explode our National Debt by blowing it all on Private Military Contractors. Look at Washington DC right now, millions are being spent on useless military maneuvers.

aug 28, 2025, 10:23 am • 0 0 • view
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mediumvillain @mediumvillain.bsky.social

there hasnt been any real distinction between the military and contractors since Bush & Rumsfeld. DoD has been a black hole of waste, fraud, corruption & corporate welfare for a very long time

aug 28, 2025, 8:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Unicorns Happen @silvy777.bsky.social

Anorher thing: if OpenAI, Anthropic etc are in K-12 & universities, govt can/will/is doing entrapment operations like they did after 9/11. Our kids can get in trouble responding to a chatbot that is really an undercover officer. Maybe they already use humans for cetain topics. Extreme example:

aug 27, 2025, 10:52 pm • 41 14 • view
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intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social

Correct

aug 28, 2025, 6:16 am • 0 0 • view
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DCharlie @dcharlie.bsky.social

"it was AI that said bomb the children's hospital , like we'd been doing for months and months.... don't blame us!"

aug 28, 2025, 4:56 am • 6 0 • view
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A rezistenței @gregglade.bsky.social

On the other hand, my defense would be that any tech company capable of engineering that chatbot system is capable of fabricating all the metadata they're claiming to prove my guilt of anything.

aug 28, 2025, 5:35 am • 5 0 • view
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Bobcat Arts @bobcatarts.bsky.social

Good point.

aug 28, 2025, 8:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeremy Hodder @wayfarerone.bsky.social

Sounds like it's time to put our collective Boot up OpenLLM

aug 28, 2025, 10:12 am • 7 2 • view
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KidChemical @kidchemicalamber.bsky.social

Going so great ✨

aug 28, 2025, 8:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Strangepork @julstrangepork.bsky.social

Did it report its AI for helping and encouraging a teen to commit suicide?

aug 28, 2025, 12:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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racingbikes.bsky.social @racingbikes.bsky.social

AI is a dumbass. The only thing dumber is the humans that let it run wild.

aug 27, 2025, 10:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Naughtykyuubi69 @naughtykyuubi69.bsky.social

Oh great they created a real world skynet

aug 28, 2025, 3:12 am • 2 0 • view
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com

Tarasoff Warnings, at scale, farmed out to desperate workers in African countries being paid pennies an hour. This can only end well. futurism.com/openai-scann...

aug 29, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr Dharhix NAD YFM @dharhix.com

Nothing bad can happen because of that, right? RIGHT? smh

aug 28, 2025, 2:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Queen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social

Oh great, so now it encourages delusion and suicide AND gets random people swatted over something a bot made up This is worse! Nobody should use these things if they can possibly help it

aug 28, 2025, 3:03 am • 54 2 • view
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steve from virginia @econundertow.bsky.social

Threatening ChatGPT:

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aug 28, 2025, 2:38 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dr Rasu Shrestha @rasushrestha.bsky.social

We haven’t even begun to contemplate all of what’s ahead. bsky.app/profile/rasu...

aug 31, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Mika Uolamo @mikauolamo.bsky.social

Sounds like: www.imdb.com/title/tt0181...

aug 29, 2025, 6:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Warsmith of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social

Oh great. “What if your phone was The Cops?” from the Lying Machine

aug 28, 2025, 5:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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seacorc @seacorc.bsky.social

Oh, fun! It’s like a mashup of 1984 and Minority Report.

aug 28, 2025, 6:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Oiva @the4thstone.bsky.social

Just lie about who and where you are.

aug 28, 2025, 11:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Brian Hill @brianhill53703.bsky.social

I'm sure it will be spot on accurate in it's assessments, and won't lead to police departments ignoring it within a few weeks...

aug 28, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Only one of many. @crystalsoul42.bsky.social

I have this weird feeling that I’ve seen this movie before…

aug 28, 2025, 9:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Gwen @topmarx.bsky.social

I guess OpenAI thought they weren't responsible for enough people's deaths. Sam Altman is one of the worst human beings alive.

aug 28, 2025, 2:52 am • 9 0 • view
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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

Oh cool now the cops can murder the suicidal people

aug 27, 2025, 9:51 pm • 349 6 • view
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Sam @dragonborn.bsky.social

Oh trust me they already do

aug 28, 2025, 6:34 am • 4 1 • view
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Noor @noorlovelace.bsky.social

Literally my first thought. “You know, the people who are known for treating mentally ill folks with patience and compassion. Great solution.”

aug 28, 2025, 3:43 am • 8 0 • view
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noor from futurism @noorfromfuturism.bsky.social

there is a carve-out for people expressing ideation *for now*, but the bar is obviously in hell. source: I wrote this piece.

aug 28, 2025, 1:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social

And their little dogs, too!

aug 28, 2025, 12:39 am • 75 0 • view
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minotaur @machminotaur.bsky.social

well don't you want the cops to have a treat* for their hard work**? *the treat is they love to murder dogs **cops avoid doing any real work whenever possible but this puts them at odds with their love of collecting overtime

aug 28, 2025, 4:44 am • 51 0 • view
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phate @phate.bsky.social

look, candy crush won’t play itself

aug 28, 2025, 9:09 am • 21 1 • view
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social

Hey now, sometimes they're working the dating sites for a new punching bag.

aug 28, 2025, 12:41 pm • 8 1 • view
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I am level 1 goblin i do not have good loot🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social

The worst possible thing you can do "for"/to a person who is actively suicidal is involve the police, since the only form of conflict resolution they know is killing whoever isn't them

aug 27, 2025, 9:59 pm • 95 8 • view
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tehmud.bsky.social @tehmud.bsky.social

Yuuuup. Someone in their right state of mind isn't going to "HANDS UP GET ON THE FLOOR" They're going to panic and throw things at you. Then the police will shoot them because they just want an excuse to fire their gun and be the "big man"

aug 28, 2025, 6:43 pm • 4 1 • view
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Will 🦈 // life is a rodeo and im the clown @ushijiminy.bsky.social

oh neat the chatbot can swat you now

aug 28, 2025, 2:06 am • 20 0 • view
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Colin Bowern @colinbowern.com

Do law enforcement have the necessary de-escalation training? Or would this be where a public health system is better armed, if funded well, to do it.

aug 28, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Brunch Interrupter @dmbfckngnm.bsky.social

altman will be allowed one (1) cigarette before he is shoved against the wall

aug 27, 2025, 10:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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DCharlie @dcharlie.bsky.social

i hope the cigarette has been rubbed on someones sweaty balls first that or comedically explodes when he lights it

aug 28, 2025, 4:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Tom Servo @bludfist.bsky.social

Hey man. Everyone deserves a final cigarette before paying for their crimes against humanity. Show some compassion.

aug 28, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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DCharlie @dcharlie.bsky.social

no. :D

aug 28, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social

OpenAI, yesterday: “it was impossible to do anything about chatgpt coaching a kid to suicide, we take no legal onus” OpenAI, today: “we pressed a button and if you type anything we don’t like in chatgpt you will be auto-swatted”

aug 28, 2025, 2:42 pm • 21 4 • view
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Down in Florida Somewhere @downinflorida.bsky.social

keep those queries limited to recipes, citizen

aug 28, 2025, 11:09 am • 1 0 • view
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the 1st rule of Wife Club @cpi.pinball.horse

OpenAI needs to call the police on Sam Altman.

aug 28, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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mikerevolution.bsky.social @mikerevolution.bsky.social

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aug 27, 2025, 11:42 pm • 359 58 • view
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social

Oh, that'll fix it

aug 28, 2025, 5:27 am • 4 0 • view
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social

And all the incels thought that their AI girlfriends were gonna be in an exclusive relationship with them. So sad.

aug 28, 2025, 7:05 am • 16 2 • view
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BatMiteReborn @bam-pow.bsky.social

I wonder how long it's going to be before it calls the cops on super Mario. 🦇

aug 28, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just_Matt_V4 @justmattv4.bsky.social

Sam Altman is an aspiring genocidaire, this is just the part of the plan where he actually starts killing people.

aug 28, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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scooterhandles.bsky.social @scooterhandles.bsky.social

Great reason to burn it all to the ground ASAP

aug 28, 2025, 5:52 am • 8 0 • view
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social

☝️☝️☝️

aug 28, 2025, 5:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social

Brilliant innovation! How do these geniuses keep topping themselves?

aug 28, 2025, 11:28 am • 2 0 • view
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DeVore and 1,573 others @devore.bsky.social

You said "topping yourself" ... You have been narked to the cops, please await SWAT.

aug 28, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social

Wait, I said “them”!

aug 28, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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DeVore and 1,573 others @devore.bsky.social

Threatening others? Thats a SWATting.

aug 28, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social

“Starin’ at my sandals…”

aug 28, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brian D. Clarke @bdclarke.bsky.social

I mean....this will discourage teens from using OpenAI, so I guess...win?

aug 28, 2025, 3:36 am • 5 0 • view
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure that's illegal somehow but this isn't a country of laws any more so it doesn't matter.

aug 28, 2025, 7:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social

Ew

aug 28, 2025, 6:15 am • 1 0 • view
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El condor pasa @el-condor-pasa.bsky.social

I’m assuming, like others, they’re fishing for government contracts as some kind of monitoring service for regimes turning fascist? This is casting a wide net, creating potential for far more issues than something like automated enforcement with ticketing cameras or something.

aug 27, 2025, 10:20 pm • 10 1 • view
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Queen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social

They are already doing that, and it’s already just as bad as you can imagine

aug 28, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer

Oh, look at that. They finally found a business use case for AI.

aug 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 70 2 • view
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lucas, ho chi minh thot @antioccident.bsky.social

and a huge part of the use case is "use humans" lmao

aug 28, 2025, 1:11 pm • 12 0 • view
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Pebble @cloacadentata.bsky.social

Prepare to be instantly gunned down in a "wellness check" if you mention depression to AI.

aug 28, 2025, 8:28 am • 10 1 • view
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Vibes only @brazuca.bsky.social

ChatGPT is ratting out people!

aug 28, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Judge Holden Caulfield @harrytuttle76.bsky.social

That’ll fix it

aug 27, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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DCharlie @dcharlie.bsky.social

I wonder what else it alerts the police and authorities to... AI is a steaming sack of shit being sold to us as this wonderous thing that's seemingly made for removing us from work and throwing us to the cops for oh i wonder who that is?

aug 28, 2025, 4:53 am • 9 0 • view
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Bobcat Arts @bobcatarts.bsky.social

"When necessary" subject to change without notice.

aug 28, 2025, 8:23 am • 2 0 • view
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DCharlie @dcharlie.bsky.social

"Our Monitor has noted that you do not worship our President. The punishment is deportation to the rare earth mines for 88 years"

aug 28, 2025, 8:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Bobcat Arts @bobcatarts.bsky.social

We saw you use "ewok" in your Starwars text. It looks like you are trying to hide use of the prohibited idea of "woke" and Freedom Enforcement has been notified and is on the way.

aug 28, 2025, 8:34 am • 3 0 • view
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DCharlie @dcharlie.bsky.social

If Woke-ies live on Endor ...

aug 28, 2025, 8:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Kira Lynx @kiralynx.bsky.social

"If you download our ai, it'll call the cops on you" <_<

aug 27, 2025, 10:03 pm • 29 0 • view
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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream @martyvburen.bsky.social

There is no way this could ever go wrong nope nope this is all fine I DON'T HEAR YOU STOP IT GO AWAY

aug 29, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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existentialcat.bsky.social @existentialcat.bsky.social

I get the feeling a lot of amateur writers are going to get SWATted using ChatGPT. And I say amateur because they’re using ChatGPT.

aug 28, 2025, 5:41 am • 11 0 • view