Semi serious question. Does putting sh!t in quotation marks absolve Daily Mail journeys & Editors from all responsibility to professionalism?

You couldn't make this up (if you had an actual conscience)

I must admit that was my first suspicion when I heard the news. Flippin' Meghan! 😳

How to make a pearl necklace out of stones, My God,the desperation.

Do you think they misread "Sus sex"?

The Daily Mail is one of the worst things that has ever happened to this country.

I’m speechless 😶

What the heck! 🙄

What image choices for archbishop of Canterbury resigns. Moving away and staying quiet was never going to fix anything.

What an evil b*tch!

Oh look, the daily heil at it again.

So happy to find you here James. Is a nicer place than toxic twitter.

I can’t quite believe I’m seeing this. This is a stretch.

Good grief! That takes the cake!

Daily Mail, yes?

Everything is her fault.. soon they’ll find something else to pin on her.

God we're bloody doomed if this lot can call themselves journalists. It's a cancer.

Surprised they haven’t blamed the hurricanes all over Europe on her too. Total madness.

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Un-fucking-believable

Oh my goodness wtf is wrong with your media? Lol it's almost like satire but being absolutely serious

That's the CoE for you, if you believe in Christianity and the imaginary deity, then that disqualifies you for the post. I would imagine it's the same for all religions. But then Megan is the leader of the Clinton child eating cult. Come on, the majority of Americans can't be wrong, can they?

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For fucks sake. The spin here is off the charts.

And the weather, that’s her fault

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No words, other than WTAF?!!

🤣🤣🤣 honestly what the actual…

Kinell

of course it is

Aside from the EU, everything's her fault. Obvs. (**jk.**)

Obvs...In the DM's eyes , and I'm NOT j/king

OMG… it’s always the woman’s fault, isn’t it?

The batshit insanity of that rag is endless.

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Intake it they’re not strong on science….

Ahem... www.theguardian.com/world/2020/j...

Good grief

Well, of course James! Anyone with a neurone will read this and think it makes perfect sense.

FURY AS DUKE AND DUCHESS OF SUSSEX DESTROY HENRY VIII's CHURCH OF ENGLAND

heh

Of course it is….🤦🏻‍♀️

Jesus!

Someone always seems to make it so.

How does he get on with Prince Andrew. And wasn't King Charles also implicated in protecting and covering up for another old Christian sex abuser?

There you go: www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...

Woah

That is some massive reach from the Fail 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a stretch! Armstrong would be impressed.

It’s always Meghan 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Bye bye Welbye Welby good bye.

Oh for goodness sake! Has it started already? 🙄

Oh wow….thats some reach 😮

I haven't looked. Mail perchance?

Yes, appears so

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Have they blamed her for the death of Queen Elizabeth 2nd yet? I'm guessing they have already somehow connected Megan and Harry to it.

If my wife could jump this far I wouldn't of had to drive to work this morning in 4c.

Is the sex offender’s name Andrew? 😉☺️

#UnhingedHeadline

This is just ridiculous.

Coming over 'ere, corrupting our Bishops!

I had my flu jab and it hurts slightly and I think Meghan is to blame.

Just awful

Vile trash from the Daily Heil

"Vile trash from the Daily Heil" So nothing new then?

There had to be a Megan story somewhere 🥱

I'm pretty sure that The Mail regards friendship with Harry & Meaghan as a worse faux pas than failing to act against a paedophile.

Or even being a pedophile. See Prince Andrew

WTAF?

How can people still read that rubbish!!

There are no vile depths that rag will not plumb.

So they’re equating knowing & not dobbing in a serial sex offender with knowing & supporting Harry & Meghan? Utterly vile.

JFC on a bicycle!

This is incredible. The lengths to which they go!

Unbelievable

The only arm of that pathetic lineage with any shred of self-awareness and the establishment just can’t wait to tear them to shreds.

Good grief.

Obviously 🙄

Of course. Daily Hate.

Tomorrow's budgie cage flooring. What a waste of a tree.

Stubbed my toe yesterday. Damn you Meghan!

Amazing, in a bad way 🤦‍♂️

Ah, the Daily Mail, master of the vicious non sequitur.

Every Daily Mail computer has had its autocorrect settings to write "Megan." Such a simple slip when you're trying to write "child abusing priests spell"

Holy Moly is right!

You'd think that they could, at least, apportion some of the blame to us "remoaners".

Oh ffs. Can the UK tabloids stoop any lower?

They gonna try

What rag has published this gaslighting nonsense?

#dailyfail

The Daily Fail of course!

WTAF???

This will come as a bit of a surprise for him.

For the love of god!

Amen.

That’s a given, no? 😁

😂 The Meghan train has been selling tabloids since 2016

On another tack...

Good grief. That's desperate.

That awful woman from the post office scandal could step into his shoes, she has the same amount of compassion as Wellby it would seem...

WTAF is this now?! Jesus Christ. ‘Scuse the pun

Has to be the Daily Mail, right?

Of course. Nothing to do with the elite public school culture of beating, sexual abuse and protecting your elite pals.

Wasn't just the elite public schools I'm afraid. But I get the point.

The camps where the abuse happened were initially aimed at the elite schools, before allowing in lesser schools. Nasty nasty people.

How long before the mail publishes summat like: 'Megan Markle Ate My Hamster'

Try to shoehorn in Lilies and avocados as well, for extra pointage.

We should expect nothing less from the newspaper that supported Hitler. I hope Harry sues them.

Ffs this is just bat💩 crazy. Leveson, please.

😂😂

she was on the grassy knoll too

First one to get the “turbulent priest” message too.

“Aaron Rodgers distracted by Meghan outfit.”

Snort. 🤭

Lord Lucan lives in her Birkin.

Nooooo. HE was on the knoll because she made him do it!!!

In the library, with a candlestick

WT actual F

Bonkaas! (Said in a Geordie accent) ‘Absolutely Bonkaas Man!

How do UK "news" media get away with printing such tripe? That's not news, that's not fact based reporting. It's targeted harassment

Give me f*cking strength, is there nothing the Mail can't find to blame on Meghan.

Absolutely ridiculous but entirely predictable.

Jesus wept the DM are awful.

Oh FFS..!

What is wrong with the #Dailymail have the journalists there lost their minds.

It looks like something Dan Wootton wrote

Or Jeremy Clarkson.

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Nonsense! It's not in crayon...

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You've got to appreciate the creativity in making that link

Because of course it was, Daily Heil, who else could possibly be to blame?! Bloody hell... It's beyond parody at this point.

O. M. G.! You really can’t make this up. #MeghanMarkle, whom the Archbishop of Canterbury met in 2018, was able to reach back in time and affect his judgment in 2013. 👀 Meghan, you’re so powerful, girl… #MeghanMarkleIsLoved #WeStandWithMeghan

It seems so obvious now

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Yes but it's not just her. It's *all* women. You'd have thought an Archbishop would have heard of Adam and Eve. Thank God one of them didn't seize the White House, the very heart of all that is holy ☦️. Amen.

Of course it was.........

What the hell!

Apart from him being involved with global warming by upselling oil and gas for a petrochemical company. He Ignored the obvious threats from that bloke. I hope he rots in hell.

There will be a film about this and it will be worse than Scum.

Jesus christ, I wondered when they'd blame Meghan.

Is that a real headline? No surely not

Waily Fail gets more deranged by the day😆 Could it be because an increasing number of the public are talking about forcing large scale media owners to be legally BASED tax paying citizens of UK No Taxation without Representation No Representation without Taxation #Horseshoe Of #PoLITicalPhilosophy

mediabiasfactcheck.com/daily-mail/

If this had happened in a large commercial business, there would be calls to close it. But the Church of England, yet again, have known about child abuse and is allowed to go along unabused. They even run a third of schools ...

All this time we were pointing the finger at the Catholic Church for their deep rooted endemic problems, when it was actually Meghan’s fault. She’ll be claiming she had nothing to do with climate change next, the b*tch.

Wow! You have to admire the effort put in to somehow make this about Meghan and excuse Welby.

That's quite a claim

These people are sick.

While we’re at it shouldn’t we also blame Taylor Swift

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Wee Donkey.

They just had to get her in there! Looks like daily mail online .. fortunately I uninstalled that app many years ago.

Wow -this one really shocked me , they are relentless and shameless

I reckon they have pictures on the office wall like supermarkets have "Employee of the week", only it's "Most ridiculous attempt to crowbar Meghan into a negative story" 🤦‍♀️

I'm surprised the Mail haven't blamed her for the invasion of Ukraine.

They are insulting to their readers. How stupid.

It's like that six degrees of separation, only for the mail it's between Meghan and whatever shit show is going on

What a load of twaddle.

The Mail of daily shit!

Who wrote this drivel? I could have a good guess.....

So remind me again, who is the known associate of Paedophiles within the Royal Family ?

😂😂 that’s a very weird spin

Daily Fail

Insane

That is properly next level from the DM.

Unbelievable !

My God, assume that is the daily fail 🤪

The C of E has gone down hill since they abandoned the hirsute perspective on religion after Rowan Williams stepped down

Blimey, didn’t see that one coming

That can't be real 😳

Typical hypocrisy and double standards coming from client journalists and Tory sycophants.

Meghan killed JFK.

So obvious. It's always her fault.

An unhinged headline?

Looks like the Daily Mail so do double-check everything you read there...

Tell em, James. This takes the biscuit.

Oh my goodness, he missed a General Synod meeting 😮 It’s not like we have two or three of them every year and he still made most of the July one that year

A General Synod meeting 5 years after he discovered the abuse and did nothing…

Can’t say I’m surprised !

I'm sorry is nobody responsible for their own actions these days???

This is just vile

Just need him to be friends with Lineker and we've hit the jackpot

The amount of abuse Meghan & Harry get is absolutely corporate bullying on an industrial scale and shame on the King & Wills for never protecting her from it.

Be more worrying if he was mates with Harry’s Uncle Andrew…

The Daily Heil's version of Mornington Crescent.

No mention of Diana, so it's not the Express

Does that woman’s evil know no ends??????

It must be truly exhausting working for the Daily Mail

Jesus Christ it’s wrong

What the insane triangulation is this?!

Incredible what they will try

What utter bollocks 🤷‍♀️

Absolutely yes

What a bitch!

There is a rumour Megan put the Turin shroud in the machine on a boil wash 🥹

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This is getting ridiculous now. Give me H&M anytime rather than the tawdry wasters we currently have now. Time to get rid of this nonsense & become a republic. That way we could use the money for the good of the people rather than keeping this workshy bunch in the lap of luxury.

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That is some leap 😳

Oh, good grief. Can we go back to the sane universe please?

Pathetic isn't it...

Perhaps he knew Harold's uncle?

I can only hear the voice of Nick Abbott, ‘thanks a lot Megan Markle’

They are relentless, aren’t they!?

I thought it was Yoko Ono's fault...

Oh ffs

Always blame that lovely woman grrr

They are beyond hope (The Daily Mail I mean). 🤷

Beyond parody, this a bonkers and snide headline

FFS!