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Meanwhile, Suella broke your chair, blocked a toilet, caused a toaster fire and knocked 250,000 off your listening figures. In one morning. Happy New Year, James! 🥳

Enjoy. But that’s some wild geography. Keep taking the tabs!

Mind the Gap

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Why is she being platformed like this?

No more LBC 10-1 for me until you are back, ruined my day and mental health in tatters! In fact enjoying Alexa's music choices forgot to put it back on at 1.00. Oh well.

Have a good time!…🤣🤣😂

Happy New Year! Looking forward to your show on Monday, enjoy your break 😀

Did you see the huge boundary wall? Bit like Great Wall of China I think 🤔

Does the Wall stretch from Stettin in the east to Trieste in the west?

An ironical curtain.

NIce one. Happy New Year

I couldn’t bring myself to listen - it was bad enough with James Cleverly !

Watch out for the building work I hear it's intense

I enjoyed the wall walk, had a great guide. 😉

I had a horrible shock when I turned on LBC this morning. Please hurry back. Hapoy New Year to you.

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Hurry back. The Cruella time was horrific. Please ask LBC never to repeat the invitation. It was SO unbiased!!!!

Tomorrow's LBC headline: 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗢'𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗮𝗻𝘀 Braverman offers search drones

Saturdays LBC headline: 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗮𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱

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Don't you think he'll get lost in the Baltics*? __ *) according to LBC/Braverman

Nato now all over here, so easier to find ;)

I hope they do! Wouldn't want Braverman as a permanent host on that 10-1 LBC slot.

I hope she gets them to put on a show as impressive as the Chinese 😁

Going by her geographical expertise, unfortunately that would likely be in the sky over Lapland.

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Any sign of a wall.........😝

Well at least I can switch the radio on and you’ll be there rather than that bloody awful Suella. I don’t think I’ve switched off the radio as quickly as I did when I heard her voice.

I’d love to know if anyone has fact checked her LBC programme. (Hopefully swan song). Several ‘alternative facts’ seemed to flow past this morning.

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Watch out that you don't walk into the wall.

Thats funny

Come back quick James, accidentally heard a nanosecond of Cruella this morning before switching off!

Do take lots of pictures then! 😂😂

Enjoy

Calm down everyone - cruella has been told by the idf that they don’t target children - phew that’s a relief 😬

Balkans to all that.

Jeremy Hunt today, who's next? I hear Pol Pot is available

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That wall just creates too much shade for my liking.

I hear the Italian/Turkish riviera is lovely this time of year.

I lasted 5 minutes with Braverman…

Thank feck for that. It’s been, what’s the word, mentally draining listening to your cover 😂

Turkey to Italy by road approx 3000km by plane approx 1000km

Hope they let you through the wall.

Enjoy your holiday James !!!🔥♥️🔥

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Do not attempt to cross the wall.

Watch out for Suella, I believe she's visited there before.

Can you chip a bit out of it and send it to me? Specifically, Croatia? I like Croatia.

Turkish / Italian border ??? Are you sure

It was lovely. I can recommend it

Where’s the huge wall?

It's holding up the roof of the Suella Braverman Memorial Museum and Gift Shop.

Why does the gift shop take up four entire floors and the museum only a small closet which seems to also be where cleaning supplies are stored..?

It's actually the Grift Shop

Guys, I am also having a lovely little break on the Italian-Turkish border. Here is the proof! Oh wait 🤭

You should try the pasta while you're there, apparently it was nicked from the Chinese!

Lady, stop pulling my legs! It really is the land border between Italy and Turkey — it says so on the pic 🤭

I stand corrected (note to self: always read the small hastily scribbled print)

As they say in India, "C'est la vie!"

You’re a very naughty boy.

Could not listen to her James. Await your return!

Listening to Pink Floyd no doubt😉

Considering Italy doesn't share border with Turkey you must be in Twilight Zone 😀

Thank god for that. Wish you’d been back today so I didn’t have to listen to that pile of poo spouting her racist garbage.

I'm sorry to hear you had to endure listening to someone spreading racist views. It can be really frustrating and disappointing to come across such harmful content. It's important to stand up against racism and promote understanding and respect for all individuals.

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Sleeping on an Ottoman and eating a garibaldi?

When using the singular, it should be "eating a Garibald". Garibaldi would be the plural.

Conjugate the verb "to go"

Easy to conjugate "to go" in Suffolk Present Oi goo mustly Do you goo Same as he goo Huh goo too We goo You goo Them goos Past (perfect) tense Oi hev good Imperfect Same as oi was gooin Future Ois abut to goo Conditional If oi could, oi'd surely goo Subjunctive mood Oi think as you utter goo

Who eats one biscuit?

That's a very good point

Now, that is clever.

You mean it takes the biscuit?

Oh crumbs, I guess it does.

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You were one of her five listeners? Surprised you managed to get reception!

Does this remind you of the time Dominic Raab said he hadn't realised the proximity/significance of Dover and Calais. Such bright minds of tories past and present!!!!

Hope you're going to post a picture of the wall!

FFS hurry up! My brain is melting!

To be fair, the EU may have used a very thick crayon to draw the border?

Watch out for that wall!

You wicked man!😂 Can’t wait!!!

Say hello to Suella Braverman's wall when you see it !

Enjoy your break, when you get back maybe also listen to Ms Braverman’s discussions with callers Jay and Sophie on whether Israel is winning. Staggering!

But, on the other hand, reading stats are up for students - unfortunately it's too late for her

I get it - a bit belated - you obviously were listening to your stand in this morning - funny if it wasn't so tragic

do you mean Greek/Turkish border - Italy has no border with Turkey?

too much Ouzo? and why put Braverman on your show - appalling display of bullying & willful ignorance

I get it now - you listened duh!

There was a border between the Ottoman empire and Venice for a while. Do I win?

seems I don't spend enough time online. did not see the cruella story before replying. I'll do better

Miss you James.. had Suella this morning , could only take 10mins 😂🙄

I lasted 2 seconds, I’ve never pushed the off button so fast.😂

Oh James. Can't wait. That woman shouldn't be anywhere near a radio to broadcast her awful racist vile views. Notice she didn't deny her move to riotferage party though!

Honestly their choice of presenter to replace you is hysterical. I don’t listen when you aren’t on because most of them are terrible. I do wish @sangitamyska.bsky.social was still there though. Bad move there.

Very excited to see you back. I'm delivery driver in the usa and the podcast of the whole show is my daily companion

Repeating a Troy politician is below you the fact she moved the Italian peninsula 800 miles to achieve this How she not leader of the party is beyond me.

had to check this as I assumed it was a Trumpism 😱 our education system needs another look.

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How she was in charge of the Home Office, I have no idea. Just reactionary politics maybe. Not much good at radio presenting either!

The wall spoilt the view but apart from that ……..

I’m not switching on LBC till you’re back. Who decided to put Cleverly and Braverman on?

It gets worse , tomorrow it's jeremy "c u next tuesday"

Is Mr O’B’s producer doing it for a bet or something?

Maybe they dont want him to have holidays???

Thanks for the warning!!

Why was you replaced with a see you next Tuesday today ?

Bravo

Did you walk along the wall? Maybe ask a politician EXACTLY where it is. She saw it with her own eyes, apparently...

@lbc.co.uk should clip that little geographic mishap/lie for social media and run a correction like any self-respecting newspaper would do.

Take a Pic of the wall 🧱 😉

Looking forward to Monday 10am

Do you think a buzzer could be given to the producers - to be used every time a politician lies while hosting your show Would have gone into overdrive yesterday It was toe curling with Braverman

Nxt time ur contracts up try and get a clause inserted were u have input into ur stand ins when on hols. Unless u already do?

Do not listen when your show is covered by BAMS my word for idiot MP’s nearly choked on my glass of Italian wine when I saw this clip from todays offering 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ hope no school kids were listening to this geography simpleton 🤦🏻‍♀️

Cruella was interesting yesterday. By interesting I mean barking effin mad

Or as rhe region is known.... Turkly

I see what you did there.

It’s all about perspective on: where the border was, when the border was & where the Italian “capital” was (for a while). All makes sense really from a 5th Century perspective, but not from a contemporary politician. Enjoy the border! www.thecollector.com/what-are-the... #ancientblusky #archaeology

Listened to your spot for 2 seconds today. I think you can guess why.

I am Turkish I do not know any Italian border where ye at?

I hope those drones don't catch you trying to get over the wall. Happy New Year.

Did you find the wall?

I fear you will need to fumigate the studio upon your return. Also do Keith and Eleanor have to be on duty when you’re away? I feel for them if they do…

I think he’ll need to perform an exorcism after today’s show never mind fumigate

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That's a long stretch James.

Mind the gap

Who let Bravermann in , she is truly appalling

How on earth will you find your way back?!!

Say hello to Suella for me.

Take pictures of the Wall

The kittens would see cruella coming and drown themselves

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Did you see Suella on your travels ?

What am I supposed to listen to now, James? My own thoughts?!?

If I don't see pictures of the drones and soldiers, it didn't happen.

Haha saw what you did there James. 😆 🤣 😂

Wtf! How was Cruella allowed to polute the airwaves ? Is it a case of giving someone enough rope to hang themselves?

Come back quick, have you seen who they’ve dumped on us?…

Well desereved james but please please dont let that suella braverman cover yer shift again lol

I think Braverman wants to build a wall between us and France and make France pay for it.

This week in your slot wall to wall Tories (blue/red).

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Mr O'B. I blame you. Taking time off and allowing Cruella, with obvious A level in Geography, to present your show. Can she find her way home of is their a driver?

RUMOUR has it you are being moved to the graveyard shift. I presume this is fake news

WHAT IS 'SHE' DOING IN YOUR SLOT!!!! Absolutely shocking 🤦🤣 Id use other words than she.. but i want to keep bluesky pleasant, and not get banned

The poor thing didn’t know her taramasalata from her tagliatelle

Huh

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Make sure the studio is fully sterilised. I am sure the Donald has some bleach to go 😂

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Too cynical for your own good !!

I was just about to ask where exactly does Italy shares a border with Turkey, then discovered the reason behind your post 🤣

Sounds wonderful. I bet the coffee's REALLY good there 😆

Turkish./Italian border......?

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You need to hit the ground running on Monday after firstly disinfecting the studio.

Yesterday was ok

Jonathan Ashworth was followed by Braverman.

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Great! Looking forward to your next emission from Paris On Thames 😉😂😂

How are you finding it...? 🤷😇

Can you see the wall?

Your bosses gave her the airtime to spread this garbage. What does that make you?

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Ah @gemmagould.bsky.social the wall of wafflebollocks?

Yes ! definitely the wall of wafflebollocks

Mind the drones

Nothing like espresso and Turkish delight for breakfast.

Turkish Italian border??? Where is it ?

Suella reconfigures European borders in your absence. Yet, believe it or not Sangita's probably available for the gig.

FFS James, I really needed you to ring in to that Suella this morning and put her back in her box! cant understand why LBC put these people on the air when your on your jollies!!

Tabor-King dosent care how many listeners switch off, as long as he can push zionist propaganda. He canned Sangita, who increased her audience 33%, bc she stood up to the Israeli lies!

I don’t quite know why she is deemed a suitable replacement for James. As soon as I heard her voice I turned off.

Snap 2 seconds and I switched off.

Same.

Exactly this☝️. Me too. Before I recognised her voice, I could tell it was her by the tenor of her utterances. Poor old James. I imagine he would sneak a peek to see how his stand in was faring. Hope it didn't spoil your holiday😝

Indeed, I lasted no more than 5 minutes, am in danger of returning to BBC radio 5 live!

Sometimes it’s good to hear what the other side are saying… you know, like stepping into the other echo chamber. I stayed but she said some truly awful stuff esp in defence of Israel. The women is nasty and totally deranged!

I understand that. I can listen to differing views. I’ll quite often listen to Nick Ferrari or Iain Dale, but I won’t watch GBN and I won’t listen to defacto GBN on LBC. She is an extremist.

Agree I just thought I’d give her a listen and she really is as bad as I thought she’d be. LBC really shouldn’t give her a platform and def shouldn’t then feed her callers who only agree with her!!

Totally.

Braverman kind of is a step too far, in order for lefties to get an idea of what's up in right wing circles. Conversely I wouldn't advise a right leaning person to listen to some insane YT channel defending Stalin either. Both sides have a crazy bunch, but they're the mainstream on the Tory benches.

Yes, why give her a platform. I’ve listened for a few minutes before btw, and I actually think she has a good presentation style. But I wouldn’t listen to her despite that as her views are too odious.

Hope it’s not blighted by presence of that damn, ugly wall !

😂😂😂 I wonder in which dimension she saw that wall? I did not realise there is an actual land border between Italy and Turkey 😅

It's all Greece to her

I think it’s just Tory arrogance . Just spout out a load of rubbish & assume nobody factchecks ☹️

They really think we are all stupid 🙄

You little tinker 🤣🤣

If you stand at a certain point on the border wall,Mount Fuji is visible in the background.

Must check out Turkey/ Italy border area.

Can you see the wall??

Did the Turks manage to finally conquer Greece+ and moved the border while I was asleep?

Presumably she meant Titus Quinctius Flamininus.

James check out the wall according to Suella Braverman according to her there is one between the Turkish/Italian border !

Hahaha. Please bring some souvenirs for us… some Italian Delight?

Ile de Noirmoutier ?

Is it a nice wall? All shiny and new

And a Happy New Year to you too glad you've had a good time looking forward to your return because I have disliked many of the replacements like yesterday was that Bravaman woman. I had to turn the radio off I just couldn't stand listening to her

Glad you're having a good time James missing you so much and there have been so many awful people in your chair I've had to turn them off, Bravarman was one of them I hate the woman.

Meh, that's nothin'. We've got one here who can see Russia from her home in Alaska.

Keep an eye out for Knightrider and his backingband

I hope you took some photos of ‘the wall’ 😆!

After that, I'm not sure you're going to have a job to go back to. Sometimes you just have to accept that you're just not in the same league.

Can’t wait to hear your voice on the radio

Cluellassnes Barmyman

Make sure you visit Portmeirion while you are there.

I did not expect Braverman to re-arrange the borders of countries on your programme yesterday. I could not believe my ears! Happy New Year.

...she also somehow managed to fit in confusing: propaganda fiction/facts, BBC/ FOX, aggressors/victims, truth/lies, disdain/ compliments, guilty/innocent ...

Excellent seafood bistros

Is that anywhere near the Australian/Iraq border? Or should I ask Suella?

😂🤣😂 your a braver man than me 😳

Having scrolled down far enough I now realise the joke 🤣

James, you are so stupid. ;-) There is no Italian/Turkish border. Only a brainless idiot who doesn't know their Europe from their elbow would think that !

Sounds great🌴😂🏝️😂🎋

You’ve been missed!..😊

Which border? 🤔

What disgusting creature is taking your place today?

Jeremy Hunt! perfect

I tuned in for 5 minutes. I wonder what say JOB has on who covers his holiday leave.

Good going! managed 3 or 4 seconds

None, apparently... Before he took his break, he was wondering who LBC had booked.

I can remember JOB being all nice about Hunt....

Oh yes. He was, wasn't he! 😬

Shame you weren’t there today for this James! HNY - hope you’ve had a good one.

Are you building a wall? Is it you that's caused this recent shitshow James 🤣

what a time to be alive

Please come back and please don’t let Suella cover you again - she just shouts over everyone. I had to turn it off (again).

Watch you don’t absent-mindedly walk into any walls

I lasted 5 minutes, before putting on a podcast

To be honest if I don't hear your voice at 10am I turn to talk sport. Happy new year sir. Keep up the amazing work 👏🏾

There's a greet little take away there, they do 'Doner Kebab' on a pizza.

Try not to fall off the wall !!!

Don’t you remember that one? It is the border 78 million Turks will flood through before going into the tunnel leading directly from Italy to Clacton.

Be careful of those armored vehicles!!

Turkish Italian border! That’s one hell of a wide no-man’s land

I tried listening to her, appalling, but some of the callers were excellent & handed her a ss to her. Nasty person, poorly educated & so brainwashed by her Tory handlers. I decided to watch The Cane Field Killings on Ch.4 set in South Africa. Fab.

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