Conservatives are the protectors of a way of life that is fatal to humanity, and they know they are. Business as usual & traditional values are obsolete. This is why they all have to go to so much effort to lie, inveigle and manipulate everyone else into believing the exact opposite of the truth.

I wouldn’t trust her to defend a goal from an asthmatic, arthritic ridden old bint like myself

😂😂😂

How to make an absolute fool of yourself around the globe in one easy step, she should be given publishing rights to 'The Dummies Guide to being an International Laughing Stock!'

How about focussing on the needs of her constituents

That would be love ❤️ but the agenda is hate

The irony of this is that it is people like her, Truss, Jenrick and Farage ( to name just a few) from whom we need protection.😕

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If that’s the reality we’re facing, I hope it IS the last.

She is not an it, how rude!

Tufton St soundbites being trotted out again. Lovely.

Shame they didn't do it while in power for 14 years!

At least I wouldn't have to hear any more of her drivel.

It's as if they didn't spend 14 years in power, putting in Draconian laws to ban protest and cutting defence spending.

Well done Kemi. That should stave off calls for another Conservative leadership election for at least a week or so. Absolutely ridiculous.

😂😂😂

You joke, but these bastards are getting more militant, and as a national of the UK’s version of Ukraine (Ireland), it worries me.

Let's restore national pride in the Great British Sandwich for too long denigrated by those who would rather eat a wrap, bagel, or weirdly steak(?!).

Where the fuck does she get that line of shite from? Conservatives are what's served us up on a fucking plate.

Future historians who make it through the coming apocalypse will record that WW3 was caused by some adult playground bullies not being able to call black people names or incite arson of asylum seeker hostels.

There's silly ol' me thinking we needed to reinforce the military with conscription & arm ourselves to the teeth with the latest kit. It seems all we really have to do is air drop flyers of Kemi Badenoch across the front lines and our enemies will scatter.

Granted, her lack of self awareness is frightening.

Yep... basic nationalist talk (Nazi talk, because that's what this kind of nationalism actually is). It hits a chord with downtrodden demographics and either side would find it difficult to explain to the people of those areas why they were forgotten for decades.

just as well her own party and reform can't polish a turd eh?

Do we really need to wait till 2032 for the meteorite to arrive.

Sandwiches! The threat to western civilisation

Her writers have been watching too much sci-fi...next stop Guardians of the Galaxy

Just the latest in a long list of dodgy useless ineptitude, so no the Tories and sadly Westminster as a whole, are most definitely not the answer...

Is she shouting ' look at me' cos Liz Truss made another mad ex politician speech in the US ? It really is a race to the bottom.

This is more cringe than William Hague's "Save our pound" nonsense in 2001

Pioneer Fund's reach is wide. They must pay really well to make their stooges act in this insane and dangerous way.

Really

It's almost as though the last 14 years hadn't existed

And also (love doing that btw) they’re Guardians of the Galaxy. Why should Britain tremble?

@conservatives.bsky.social please define civilisation. It isn't partying during lockdown, watching tractor porn, lying and gaslighting. Blaming refugees when #liztrusscrashedtheeconomy or the Brexit sunlit shitshow.

She is amazingly delusional and quite brilliantly stupid

Happy to help defend it - I have a rake and some loppers. Where are we meeting, and who should I look out for?

Anyone poor, coloured or immigrant.

Right got it - thanks. Oh. Wait. That'll be me. Do I have to give myself a good thrashing for being an immigrant, or can someone else take care of that for me?

I don’t think she’s worked that out yet.

Copy. Standing by. Over.

It will be if Kemi Kazi Badenoch Powell is ever our Lord Protector

Ah... Will that be the same "securing of our borders" achieved by brexit? Will that be the "Pride" displayed by the inevitably fat, tattooed, english flag waving thugs we regularly see on our streets? You know a political party has no ideas, no serious policies when it falls back on drivel.

They had nothing in the end. That's one big reason they were hoofed out. Somehow. Miraculously, they have EVEN LESS now.

They had 14 years. What did all that amount to.

That photo and the statement in it are utterly laughable.

Not too bright…😂

Wouldn’t trust them to defend a 10-nil lead with 4 seconds left to play.

It says "reject self-doubt". They have done that very effectively. Perhaps a little more self-inspection and a little less hyperbole from them would get better results?

I don’t think Kemi knows what self-doubt is. Which is admittedly unfortunate given her level of talent.

Oh fuck off Bad Enoch

Some people should have more self-doubt.

Oh, blimey!! I was going to do some gardening & diy this weekend, too. Guess I'll just binge Gardeners World & pretend I've done some! Cheers for the heads up

Ah don’t say that James ….it’s going to be crap weather this weekend

Defend what? train strikes, waiting lists? potholes? prisons? #ToryChaos

They are only interested in defending the profit margins of their friend's and donor's businesses

What's with all these far right conferences at present? There seems to be at least one a week.

My only guess is that rallies are the only thing they're vaguely good at. So they're going to keep doing them in an attempt to keep Trump's popularity numbers up despite all of his actions and policies being very unpopular

Not speaker fees then?

Oh I've no doubt that they're all milking those appearance fees for as much as they can get, it's all part of the grift

I have no idea how she thinks she appeals to the tories, my mate is a tory (a decent one which I know they're few and far between) and he's absolutely stunned at what his party have become.

I wonder if they realise how ridiculous they look and sound nowadays..

This is a joke right?

The Guardians of the Galaxy prequel looks effing awful 😂

Kemi just spent a week marinating in the far right Nuremberg rally hosted by Jordan Peterson. That’s the guy the Russians detox-Ed and re-toxed after his all meat diet gave him literal shit for brains. That, and his drug addiction.

I give you The UKs Russian bitch !

Kemi !!!

Kemi Bad Enoch

Deeply brainless nasty woman who speaks in clipped affected tones with such conviction..... spouting lies and half truths.

😂

100% agree with her…It’s high time we defend ourselves against peaceful relations with our closest neighbours, civil rights, accessible health care and evil shit like that! In fact what’s the point of having a nuclear arsenal and not bloody using it? Make ‘nasty’ great again!

They're trying to outReform Reform, aren't they?

Is she on glue again ?

All I read there was: "My name's Kemi and I've got diarrhoea of the brain." You see, I can finally translate from the original Tory/Reform pidgin into normal language.

Re your show tomorrow Disagree re Musk. He strikes me as a white supremacist.

The horror

Is she heading to the Ukrainian front line then?

I only hope she never buys a white van - she'd give their drivers a bad name!

The best poster girl for Trump’s “white power” agenda…

Project fear!

Lmao! Sister in Christ please say you’re joking

That's a very Handmaid's Tale outfit she's wearing.

I feel safer already

Christ on a bike. Maybe I shouldn’t criticise my own country’s members of parliament and their almost laser-like focus on fixing potholes as the primary pillar of democracy.

"Guardians of western civilization"....BOLD. I guess this is their far right era.

In the spirit of free speech, she and her pals are a collection of arseholes

Well, at least they're consistent in electing batshit crazy leaders. It's what Maggie would have wanted.

"Help us Kemi Bad-Enobi, you're our only hope"

Chrrrrrrrrrristsake

Convince me she’s not a Labour plant!

CONSERVATIVES ARE THE DEFENDERS? PLEASE WHAT A BUNCH OF MALARKY.

bsky.app/profile/dana... We are now at the stage where there must be zero tolerance for their trumpist agenda and populist lies. Defend our borders? They would have you kowtow to trump. Their values are aligned with the extremist goals of the fascists currently dismantling Democracy in the US.

At least they went out BIG

They’re desperate for idiots to feel like it’s everyone else’s fault other than demented corrupt politicians. This has to stop.

All I’ll say to BadEnoch, is Cee U Next Tuesday ! 👍

I see what you did there.

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If this was true, then we really ought not to be in crisis just 7 months after that party left Government

God alone help us, then. But this is insane - beyond hilarious. Badenoch has really lost it. If this doesn't explain the hole she's digging for herself, nothing will.

Does Kremlin Enoch want to accelerate it?

Defend it with the Armed Forces They depleated ? In the Tanks They got rid of ?

As Johnson said in a select committee that we won’t see tanks rolling across Europe again. Get these treasonous scum bags out of politics

TomTughenat was right Boris couldn't have been more wrong.

Yeah, Elwood was grilling him in that select committee. Problem with politics it’s all niceties and no enforceable rules so it depends on them not being massive crooks/frauds/traitors

“We defend like Britain has always defended itself. By leaning on colonies and France!”

France??!! 🤣

France didn’t do much in the second, but without the forces of France the First World War would be over before the British even got an army together. Sure, either aren’t of much use today but the cons will just use that to lament the loss of the empire.

It was the French that were invaded and Us in both wars that saved their very existence, twice.

But never fear, Kemi has a plan to save us… 😂 (It probably involves being awful to immigrants and the disabled and probably taking tents off the homeless again, but hey ho!)

Hopefully, it bites her on the arse

🤞

God save from her.

If I was a moron I'd be point to the Tory Party as being evidence that DEI hires are never the best person for the job. Luckily I'm not a moron and the answer is actually that the Tory party has no decent, honourable or competent politicians left

Me trying to pay my bills with national pride

😂😂

Over the top: Kemi Badenoch leading from the front, what's not to like?

I wish I was a religious person.... at least then I could ask god to help us.

😂😂😂😂

That message is like being repeatedly punched in the face by your own hand which is being used by someone else shouting “stop hurting yourself”. If, by free speech, she means like the discourse in x, then no. She wants to undermine society like they have in the US by fracturing and manipulating it.

Guardians of Western Civilisation? Barking, I tell you.

Kemi Badenough.

How do they feel no shame? I’d love to be this blithely in life. No, I care…

genius.com/Public-enemy... 1990 Public Enemy. How is a black woman spouting such nonsense?

When I hoped for more strong women and people of colour in our political landscape this is not what I imagined.

blame the @conservatives 'woke' DEI policies before she does

For her being there ?

www.ukpol.co.uk/david-camero...

I am afraid I am still not quite following you - are you saying striving inclusion is a poor thing ? I disagree with you if so - even if I dislike the politics.

No I am saying she is contesting the politics that helped her get where she is. No doubt she will say she got there soley on her 'merit' but Cameron's DEI programme for MPs enabled her 'merit' to recognised.

Ah - thank you for the clarification! I absolutely concur!

Well at least she is actually just a coward who hides behind predetermined vitriol spewed by other far right figures so no strength in that.

Opportunism is not cowardice - just lacks innovation. I thing she is an opportunist and a hypocrite rather than a coward .

I think both really. She has certainly done nothing brave.

She's a knob'ead. Enjoy the weekend.

Is there a word or expression for the type of person who supports a proposition which, if it came to fruition, would see them killed or deported?

This is a long way from the red trouser tories or Rory Stewart conservatives

Is this your version of Tim Scott ?

Time for Factual Reality to replace Emotional Reality. Replacing ego, arrogance and lies with empathy, humility and honesty might help.

Please write me a social media post for the conservative party that is a bit facist BUT the leader of the party also looks like a black Ronnie Corbett.

The jury is so out on her being any less barmy than Truss.

Proof if it were indeed needed that conservatives are also scientifically unable to feel what in modern parlance is known as "cringe"

Badenoch is the Guardian of Western Civilisation? Nah, she's too busy getting her chops round a big steak sandwich.

Not a steak sandwich, a steak. Sandwiches are for the wokerati no matter what is in them because … em, bread is elitist? No idea.

Instructions unclear. Do we defend it from Badenoch?

What are they defending it from? Gender neutral toilets and paper straws?

Rainbow flags, mainly.

Rainbow lanyards ?

If she is the last line of defence, we’re all f***ed 🤣🫣

Honestly just when you think Tories have hit peak ridiculousness they come out with this belter !

Ticking off the charges

Also drink a shot as you tick them off so you’re paralytic by the time the end is nigh.

That’s a feature of my Withnail & I film plot map (in progress)

lol!

"Make UK Great Again"

She needs to be sent to Rwanda.

'Be more normal'

Empty words as per usual with the tories.

Kind of ironic they've come out with this just as right wing parties begin to systematically dismantle Western Values

Every accusation is an admission, etc.

The Guardians of Western Civilisation: Starlord, Nebula, Groot and Dunning-Kruger

Bad enough is a fucking idiot

Ugh, god. It reads like a warped self help guide.

I honestly thought this was a #ledbydonkeys parody

God bless her. Really has swung me over.

I tend to live that way…it’s “fun”!

Most unconvincing Tory leader of the lot so far. ( nb : I don’t include Truss she is an insane abnormality)

Help me Obi Wan Kemobi! You’re our only hope!

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Hell the last time the conservatives were in power they certainly did a good job of it! Defending the West? Defending their paychecks more like it.

🎶 We're heading to Venus 🎶

Christ shes a barmpot

Bollocks.

I still haven't the faintest clue what she's talking about. But if we're looking at a world with no more Tories, I am up for it.

They got battered at the last election, she's just making sure they'll get another battering at the next.

My mum is a conservative counsellor and I keep telling her how delighted I am they have that idiot as leader /-)

Agreed, I'm also willing to take the risk

If only the Party of Government for the past 14 years, had published the findings of their own Russian Interference Report, introduced Levenson 2, declared social media platforms publishers and not taken buckets loads of cash from dodgy largely foreign interests.

TL;DR.....you mean they were traitors and not faithfuls.

Kinda confused by “defend free speech”. Weren’t they the ones banning protests?

You don't understand, only valid pre-approved protesting is allowed /s

I started my day with a bit of REM. The End of the World as We Know It followed by Shiny Happy People. Dancing, singing and smiling. 68 & 11 months and I'm not going to let the bastards get me down. Good exercise too.

What no 99 red balloons?

A bit too end of the world gloomy.. I can do the Today programme for that. Got to find some joy to get through this. Might try a bit of Rage Against the Machine today 👊😀

Mr Bluesky ….cant listen to that with out the old butt cheeks moving 😂🫣

youtube.com/watch?v=SfIC... 😂

I she still here? Has anyone asked Leader of the Opposition, Ed Davey, what he thinks?

Guardian - "One who is legally responsible for the care and management of the person or property of an incompetent or minor. Or Guardian- 'One who is legally irresponsible for the abuse and mis-management of persons or property by an incompetent minor.' Only needed a couple of tweaks!

Those were some words that didn't really mean anything 😛

What an utter bulls**t! No policies and actions just random sound bites. They are devoid of ideas!

What drugs is she on, and where do you get them?

It's like a political version of negging

You are such a wag, James!

Should we though? 🤨

Kemi Badenoch is rapidly becoming someone I associate with doing a Lee Anderson, basically frequently making an arse of themselves.

😆

She's ticked a few words on the RW fake problems bingo card.

Because the Tories are planning on killing the weekend or because they're going to bring down the wrath of god?

oh shut the fuck up james you unbearable little gay boy

Are they like the shit version of Guardians of the Galaxy but based on Guildford? 🤷‍♂️

77.1 million yanks can’t be wrong, can they? They can’t all be Nazis, can they?

“Guardians of Westen Civilisation”? These Marvel movies have gone too far!

Ironic how many people in here are critiquing the English who are not even native English speakers. Yes, guy who puts spaces before punctuation—I see you.

Lmfao okay bud, see you next weekend. Oops, maybe not!?

Judeo-Christian values presumably include the Ten Commandments, and it's slightly baffling how they fit into the equation given some of these characters and their activities.

I’m lurding my groin tomorrow.

And he’s not even joking, listen to Nick Abbot tonight, at least I’ll die laughing

It’s time for us all to re watch the fabulous World at War series narrated by the great Lawrence Olivier. I’m making my kids watch it

m.imdb.com/title/tt0071...

I wouldn't let them guard my fridge.

They probably wouldn't want to, unless Bozo was in it.

Sorry but who’s that woman? 😁

Radicalised by the same cool-aid infecting America. What a moron

They couldn't guard a fireplace

End of days.

she is following in the same fascist footsteps as the usa current administration! go figure! couldn't see that coming from the conservatives LMAO!

That’s funny. I thought she was here to make an arse of herself.

Are the Conservative members clever enough to band together to appoint Badenock as an Anti-DEI hire? Thus proving a old white man is the route to go for the party. Badenock is losing at PMQ's and polling. When does it start getting embarrassing for the Conservative members?

What is it with these narcissistic arseholes?

Not to worry - I've just read the latest Marvile Universe in Private Eye.

These guys unironically think the west fell and must be rebuilt ever since they had to drink from the same fountain as a black dude.

Lunatics. All of them. Absolutely barking....

What is it the free speech cultists want to say that they can’t at the moment ?

I've just bought 6 cans of Special Brew for my 'last supper'. I paid for them with National Pride.

She's delusional. Almost as bad as Truss. Actually maybe as bad as Truss

She is one odious politician. One among many.

Ya.. she is not the one😂

Well with now Bannon doing another Nazi salute at CPAC we are inching to it one day at the time

She is totally fkn delusional. She probably won't even be 'leader' in a couple of months. Her own party despise her as much as the ordinary person on the street. They had 14 years in government, all they managed to do was destroy everything that was good about the UK. They should all be behind bars.