Golf is just marbles with expensive little bats and real estate. Fight me. I don't care. Tis a wankers game.

When I was a wee girl (~8/9) my dad (a factory worker) taught me to play on the local council course. He penalised me for letting my club touch the sand during a bunker shot! I was outraged but he said "that's the rules of the game, if you don't like them find another sport."

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He cheats at everything else!!

Hang on, are you saying he might not be completely trustworthy?

What a cheat

I feel sorry for the lad they send round all 18 holes at the end of the day, rooting through the rough trying to find Trump's original lost golf balls.

In 5 seconds, this sums it all up. Those playing against him allow this and then celebrate his golfing skill. The cult obviously will refuse to accept that a ball was dropped, claiming it was a marshmallow or an optical illusion.

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Want to bet no one will ask about it.

The Rig-a-Don, Riggmeister strikes again!

I do hope a journalist asks him about this, ideally whilst showing the footage.

He won't know about it, even if he instructed the caddy. Caddy will be thrown under the bus

Everything about Trump is disgusting. He’s not only a criminal but even has to cheat playing golf. Why is everyone cow towing to this utterly corrupt imbecile. The Republicans are even altering electoral boundaries to give them an advantage in the mid-term elections. God, what is going on in the US.

The vanity of the man. He has to cheat at golf as he does with everything else.

Leopards and spots ....

Trump is basically a less intelligent Auric Goldfinger...

Good grief! What kind of perception of the world (or lack of it) does someone like that really have? 'Yup, that's where I hit the ball. I'm the greatest.' Eh?

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At least cheating makes golf interesting.

Pathetic. What a needy pathetic little man he is. I don't know about the caddy.

He'll deny this, say it's fake news or AI and his cult will believe him.

... "Honor" is a burden... who needs it? ties you down

Every camera in the western world pointing at him and he still cheats... absolutely shameless

All set up.

As his caddy did it he has a patsy to blame. Despicable orange turd

It probably happens multiple times on every round he “plays”

Fair, honest?? His life on an instant 😡

There's a book about how he's a massive golf cheat. It's called Commander in Cheat

I need to read Commander in Cheat !!

Not for the first time.

So he’d have no issues with Elon rigging the 2024 election.

This being spread around will probably aggrieve Trump more than any political occurrence.

Did anyone expect him not to cheat at golf??? How else is he going to be 'the best'?

He's always cheated at golf; the caddies have a field day once he's done for the day The black market in MAGA golf balls is HUGE 😉 www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12691617...

Looking forward to reading Trump's caddie's memoir in a few years.

A guy with learning difficulties ends up the President of the United States - there would have been many, many caddies over the years.

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Free drop applies when orange men land in bunkers. Cheating is just another thing he's the best at.

Wait, hang on, this guy cheats!?! What in the mistresses have I just watched?

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Not sure what would be "better", him having to ask them to do it, or them doing it without his knowledge and him thinking he's a better golfer than he is.

In Nazi Germany, Hitler did not control everything day-to-day, but his underlings knew what he wanted and made it happen, it was known as "Working towards the Fuhrer"

Well he cheats at everything else!

Bone spurs on the golf course

Even his golf cheating is crude and amateurish.

“MEMENTO MORI, MR TRUMP, MEMENTO MORI”. ⏳

Maybe Trump doesn't know and actually thinks he is a great golfer! Would explain a lot.

Goldfinger revival. James Bond saw it back then. Now the world saw it.

Not very diplomatic.

This isn’t the first video of Trump cheating at, or just being terrible at golf. He’s a born con-man, raised by a racist crook of a father, trained by a criminal mafia lawyer and controlled by murderous Russian money lender gangsters. A rapist pedophile and people trafficker. He’s a lying sack of

Definitely didn’t land in the big beautiful bunker

His Odd Job then. I noticed on BBC news they showed some practice swings but cut before he swung to hit the ball.

There's several videos now, his most ardent fans must be so stupid lol, watching him lie, cheat, and destroy and still think, thats are guy lol

Well, I hope he brought his own caddy, because any Scottish caddy who would do that should be sacked.

I think if opponents to Trump concentrated solely on his cheating at golf they'd really get through and undermine him - his achilles heel.

That was Dick Byrne in the phone Ted and a says you’re a big cheating bastard!

Well, that's the last straw for me. I'm out!

If you can rig an election you'll have no compunction about cheating at golf

Or on your wife, or with company finances . . .

Or charitable donations!

And university courses - the cheating list is endless!

His presidency could be endless if he has his way!!

Surely even Trump can't cheat death 😦

There are a whole load of Trump brats ready to ascend the throne when Emperor Trump pops his clogs!

Oddjob finally learned to dress like a caddy, then?

I am no golf expert, but from what i have seen, he cant swing that bat to save hit life.

Caddie gets paid a bonus if Trump wins - caddie does whatever he needs to, and helps trump win.

Is it Vance?

Sorry, but this made me laugh. I'll try some Hail Mary's before I go to sleep.

There's even a book about it.

I wonder if Trump explicitly orders him to help him cheat or if the caddie just does it to avoid the tantrums.

A buggy AND a caddie? The lazy fat twat

I came to say the same. Anyone who uses a golf buggy deserves all the abuse. Whoever said golf was a good walk ruined had a point, but at least you get some steps in, unless you use a buggy.

Was Churchill

Mark Twain I believe.

No. Mark Twain said “don’t believe everything you read on Facebook”. Tis well known.

No, that was Abraham Lincoln.

Oprah said it once before giving away some cars to her audience by hiding them under their chairs.

Wasn’t that Hypatia of Alexandria?

I believe she said “you can’t get better than a quick fit fitter” Agreed of her time that lady.

I thought Queen Anne said that? Apparently, her local furniture salesman doubled as a tyre fitter and the rest is history as they say.

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Of course he needs a caddy, you can't expect him to do his own cheating!

Obviously fake video, all AI generated. *not*

I'm convinced he thinks that's how everyone plays, that it's a normal rule of the game. Because someone no doubt ALWAYS made sure he could win more easily when he was growing up. At every game he plays. He has no idea what it means to win fairly.

How pathetic. On both counts.

The sad thing is nobody is surprised

Pathetic little criminal.

Totally sans shame or self-awareness.

POTUS to FOTUS to COTUS! BUT then again - we knew he cheated at golf! Let’s see if the magahats are disgusted by “THIS” behavior?

Like Odd Job, minus the charisma & integrity.

Why no one takes him at his word re Epstein is anyone’s guess!

symp-to-matic / he never can get enough

you mean, spider-man.

Even Trump would find it hard to miss that bunker. 🙄

There’s golf caddie school then there’s tRump golf caddie school.

I'm pretty sure Donny has his monogram on all his balls. There are probably hundreds lost around the course

Was he frightened by the windmill hole on the Crazy Golf when a child?

There’s absolutely nothing genuine or honest about that guy ….

I'm so tired of this little man.

I think we can see just how he "wins" all those tin-pot tournaments at his courses. And it's EXACTLY how we thought... It never fails to surprise me just how utterly pathetic & needy he is, whilst being seen by his cult followers as some kind of strongman. He's the polar opposite!

Just said that anyone who wishes to play golf with Trump is forewarned that "he likes to win." Like everything else in his life, instead of working harder to be better, he'd rather cheat and pretend he's great. 🤪🙄

The maddest part is that I honestly think he buys his own bullshit. By the time he's "won" he's completely repressed the fact that he cheated to do so, and not just at golf! If I cheated to win something, the victory would feel hollow, and I'd always know that I cheated. Not so for the mango menace.

Subtle.

If I could get that close to him, he'd be dead.

In other news, water is wet

Not according to Mystery Hour. Water is not wet, it makes things wet.

The caddie looks well practised.

Donald Trump does his Auric Goldfinger impersonation. All that’s missing is Oddjob dropping the ball down his trouser leg….