OK Vlad, where's the photos?

Shaking hands with an international war criminal...the words strangely resonant to those used by Chamberlain just before the 2nd World War. Oh help....come on Europe...step up.

I've just heard Starmer's love song to trump (the media called it a statement). Applauding appeasement is rarely a good look. No doubt the 'defence' will be in order to oppose appeasement he must appease the appeasers in order to influence them in some unspecified way at some unspecified time.

Photo says "please be my friend"

jesus, his suit

What a rag!

Utter performative distraction. Waste of the air miles.

He often tries that offer to Melania, but she won't take it.

TINY HANDS

Wouldn’t a better caption be “I’m not shaking that, I can’t get over the images on the photos from that Moscow hotel room”

Piss on their shoes.

Two worst humans on this entire planet and that’s the headline? 🙄

It's just incredible that Putin can't find a suit to fit him.

Also Putins suit looks like it was pulled out of a Soviet-era closet.

Putin wary of that weird skin issue that Trump is not showing on the back of his hand

Did they go to press too early?

They would have had to

Pootin has the expression of someone thinking “ewwww. No! I really don’t want to touch that”

Now to wait for the savaging menswearguy will give their fit.

Putin is taking the.....peace ✌️

Ffs,what the hell is wrong with the Times This is better ,America burning under Trump.

why is a red carpet now blue?

Maybe it should read Piss in....

Two self serving fucks meet in the North. Coffee?

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Shockingly bad. Not journalism.

Neither of them walked into that room with any intention of coming out with peace on their hands. And to suggest otherwise is naivety in the extreme.

"Trump meets with FSB handler."

They’re competing for the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.

There's just a fag paper between them on that one. Putin probably just edges it with his throwing enemies out of windows shtick...

"Small man with tiny hands meets Putin lookalike"?

Oh, 1news.co.nz has the headline but not the photo to go with it - "Trump leaves Alaska summit with Putin empty-handed"

A ridiculous article and photo. Just replace this with the epic David Low cartoon, Stalin meets Hitler. Much more appropriate.

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Surly that should be ‘Piss in their hands’ given what VP has on DJT.

Is Trump asking where he should kneel in that picture?

A Murdoch rag appealing to the Tory/Reform loonies that are still daft (and/or corrupt) enough to support Trump.

The feet are a brilliant touch

But not alarmingly swollen. They appear positively svelte, pro trump propaganda?

That salad looks nice, though.

Any chance you could block those that reply to your posts with AI 'art’? Too much of it cropping up,it's theft and incredibly bad for the environment. Cheers.

Putins expression says it all. Even a tyrannical dictator looks uncomfortable saking his hand.

I’m sure the residents of Bucha are impressed. Oh hang on, Putin butchered them all.

If I were Ukrainian it would make my blood boil. The most powerful country on the planet making deals with the aggressor about what should happen to the victim.

Fixed it…

The Bad Vlad-alike is looking at it like it's piss on his hand.

😂😂😂

They look like some end of pier comedy duo that have reunited after several years away and are struggling to remember one of their routines.

A Trump favourite !

If I was Zelensky I wouldn't go anywhere near Washington on Monday. He'll be on the end of another bullying. And then the lie will be that he doesn't want peace. Putin could end this war tomorrow by getting the hell out of Ukraine. It's not rocket science.

Putin is kinda small huh?

How about: "Blood in their hands"?

Just missing a "?" at the end and "their" in italics, then it would work.

The times lying to their readers, it was a complete waste of time nothing negotiated or any agreement. A very expensive and pointless photo op, sums up the orange idiot perfectly.

Indeed. As for the photo - Putin: ‘My, what small hands you have.’

Trump: Look what I nearly trod in. Nearly got that on my shoes. I'm a genius.

A picture paints a thousand words @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Putin seems to be looking at Trump's open hand ?

Peace off?

Piss*

A piece of Ukraine in their hands.Convicted felon greets a war criminal.

Tragically, it's Ukraine in their hands.

We’re screwed.

How was I, an old faht who spends his final years at a workbench able to precisely predict, a week in advance exactly how this was going to turn out?

"Peace off" might have been better.

“Please Vlad… don’t release the Epstein Files… pretty please….please”…

Hygiene not a strong point, obviously.

"Dictators waste three hours"

It could've been written by the White House press secretary 🤷‍♂️

Touch of the quite “Peace in our time”

The Times was an excellent newspaper

It's typical of The Times & our grovelling Right Wing media. I prefer George Takei's comment "He’s gone from orange to red." bsky.app/profile/geor...

It's true, when Trump and Putin shook hands there was a piece of shit in each.

Never offer empty hand to your father, Krasnov. Where is my appearance fee?

Someone should tell Trump the story about the snake

Especially given the Russian rumours about Trump and the video tapes.

Disagree. The headline is not as good as your description.

That’s the fascist take on this

Pissed on my hands

I dunno I'm sure she was a very good editor of Hello 😏

Big baby wants his Nobel.

If my memory is correct, I once heard a body language expert say that in a handshake situation the hand of whoever is the more dominant would be on top. I have noticed that often (can’t say every time) when they shake hands Trump’s hand is underneath. Anyone else see this?

Trump certainly delivered ... ....Donbass to Putin.

‘Blood on their hands’ would be a far truer statement.

Or insert “of shit”

The Times doing what its owners tells it to If it actually reported Truthfully on what’s happening, the editor would be sacked

Tagline is “what small silly little hands you have babooshka”

Asset offers hand to handler.

“ Two criminal fvckheads “ has a better ring to it.

To be honest, that image puts me in mind of an old song by Terry Scott, (the English comedy actor) called: 'My Brother'… and specifically the line(s): 'What have you had in your hand? Have you? Phaw!' For my sins, I remember Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart playing it on his 'wireless programme' on BBC Radio 2

Putins thinking 'Blimey! They are small!'

The Times used to be one of the “serious” newspapers. It looks like the front page of “Hello”. All it needs is a link to a story by Melania of what shoes to wear in Alaska as you watch your John kiss ass.

Murdoch didn’t only use the Sun newspaper to dumb down the British public

I first noticed the decline in the early 1980s, shortly after its sale to News Corp, in an article on something or other that baldly claimed "recent research shows that..." with no source or name or any kind of identifying detail. I knew then that its status as "newspaper of record" would fade fast.

Better photo

What on Earth are the Times thinking? They should stick to stories about offsetting the nanny against VAT on school ski trips.

It's not actually a picture of a handshake though is it. Like Trump is offering and Putin is looking at his hand like being offered a three-day old dead rabbit. Maybe I'll put the internet down for a bit...

His tiny tiny hands

Did you notice how Trumps body language is after being alone with Putin? I have NEVER seen trump act like this around anyone else.

Why do they both look like they're mystified by his hand??

There will be piss in our time

No good will come of this. It's all for show. A show of stupidity too.

As they seek a deal just like the Sudetenland. Appeasement of the dictator doesn't work. Only this time, the only one trying to buy time is the dictator.

“Peace off loser.”

Piece of Ukraine in their hands.

Breaking REUTERS News: 'Trump adopts Putin's preference for route to Ukraine solution' Am I surprised by TЯump's learnings - not at all

…of shit?

Blood on their hands.

Reality... Realpolitik.

Dumber and Dumber works