Don’t message me if you don’t like the line-up. Stand. And fight. And fight. And stand. And stand and fight. And fight and stand. And fight and fight and stand and stand. And stand and fight and fight and stand. And fight and stand and stand and fight…
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How come Boris Johnson was not invited ? I heard that he is planning to come back. Lol
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Hope there are lots of questions about sword carrying and wife drugging.
Lewis was fantastic this week. Talk about having peaked too soon.
I was a little disappointed that he didn't take Den or was it Del [66] from London to task about the absolute BS he was spouting. He seemed to gather most of his information on migration from building sites and Wetherspoons.
Classic! I loved the way he started rubbing his eyes. A bit like the gif of Homer pouring bleach into them: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wFw...
Didn't know it was on YouTube, thanks. He sounded like hard work. Went on the radio to give Lewis a piece of his mind, without realising he had none spare. A battle of wits, and he went in unarmed.
Could I speak to the manager, please?
😭
Ed Davey and his posse will be doing old school prank calls and zany character comedy. 👍
Wots the matter ? lbc scared of Lewis smashing it for another week and showing up the great JOB!
Wednesday and Friday look ok. The other days - nah
Is it safe to assume that the scheduling/holiday cover manager at LBC doesn't like you James?
Evidently, they don't like James' listeners.
She gets regular gigs on Newsnight. I wouldn’t let her sell chips!
Well, that's me done til friday. Will give Ed Davey a listen, he never gets on anywhere. The rest is just old (very old) news. Thanks lbc,I can have a big clean out and go shopping
No no no no no no no
Well I HOPE YOU'RE having a LOVELY time in Greece. Penny Maudlin and James Not so. Good grief. Audio books it is from 10 to 1. Come back. Lewis was smashing BTW. Seriously... come back refreshed.
Jimmy Dimly
I'm a loyal listener to your show James but I won't be listening to this cavalcade of cack🤦♂️
Oh bravo 👏 👏👏🤭
Calvacade of cack... One to trademark!
My gift to the world🤣
Same here.
Ditto that 👍😎
😎👍
I really hope she brings Excalibur with her!!
Thanks, that saves me firing up the wireless.
After a Stella performance by Lewis last week I’ll give it a miss next week. Call me clairvoyant but it will be a mix of: There is no famine in Gaza/ Israel has the right to defend itself.. to..there is a famine and I’m going to write a strongly worded letter… Shameful collection.
And phone in?
I like the line up. Should be interesting.
Why?
One thing which will certainly be missed is The Mystery Hour on Thursday lunchtimes...
Some of us loathe it
I find it educational
James now I always thought you were a confident human being, not one to pull the ladder up on anyone building their career. So why do it to @lewisgoodall.com ? How much did @jonsopel1.bsky.social pay you or @lbc.co.uk to stop Lewis’ advancement?
@mrjamesob.bsky.social trolling his stand-in...... HAHAHA!!!
...or listen and phone in??
I'm up for a fight, but don't know how to fight, let alone who I should be fighting. Who's the boss???
Are you actually a politician, if you've not been elected? How us penny mordant a politician?
When the most excellent stand-in @lewisgoodall.com read out the names today, I have to say my heart sank...I'll still be listening each day (unless your stand-in really begins to grate) as I'd hate your listening figures to dip too much!
Are you on your holibobs? With the famalam?
Well I suppose you didn't go as Lowe, as Nigel or Tice
Any chance for Dominic Grieve or Gauke in the future?
Radio X it is then, Capital if I’m feeling cool
No politician of any stripe should sit-in or present radio or tv shows. Ever. End.
tbf it makes you look better because they try to replace you with the thickest conservatives known to spin when you're not about.
youtu.be/jOQtnx6f-GM?...
Lol..what about James not so Clever Cleverly..?
And fight up and stand…
Love to the family...
Brilliant! Loads of extra time to clear my bramble-infested back garden. The neighbours will be over the moon.
Who do we message/write to?
Haha they want you to lose listeners really! I shall stick to podcasts next week. Lewis was great today with his take on taxation. It seems no one wants to pay tax. I do wish they would say how they expect the country to operate without taxation. The politics of outrage continues…
I had a good week listening to Lewis. I can have a break now.
It should be Illegal to show a photo of penny Mordaunt without a sword.
Thought you were due back this week ...dire 'national pride' dogwhistling 🐎💩 then an extended excerp of the fagash speech jesus fk wept. They really are punting him. anyway...enjoy rest of your hols
Thanks for the heads up, much like yourself I'll be taking the week off.
I dont fight so good, but Im f*ck*ng good and standing. Thats a lie. I fight.
Hibernation until 1st September then.
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I certainly switched off today when I saw Penny Mordant was hosting!
I am hearing you saying that using a Donald J. Trump accent.
Thanks for the warning!
Is Lewis still doing Monday?
Another Sangita
Thank goodness no Cruella this time
It was cringe when her mate phoned up to praise her and she pretended she didn’t know her.
Is there a clip of this ?
I honestly don’t know, but I’ll search for it in the coming days.
Oh please do I need a laugh
Lol for some reason I'm reminded of the "Itchy and Scratchy" theme tune. Fight and stand, and fight and stand and fight etc.
Two out of the four are now irrelevant, they are simply has beens who are trying desperately to maintain a high public profile!
Won’t be listening next week. What is the point?
What fresh hell is this?
Touché
Yikes
Thank dog I live in France!
And me in Portugal
I dont like the line up.
Wow a couple of right Tory propagandists on. Time to give lbc a miss for a week.
🤣🤣🤣🤣yamas
Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans! Davey getting some exposure at least but the others…….
I'll go to exercise classes. No prob.
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Is this carries on I'm getting my sword...
And stand and fight a bit more!
You couldn’t pay me to listen.
I shall be playing some of my CD collection this coming week then. Sheesh what a line-up. 😱
I think you need to stop going on holiday
I’d agree but I don’t want Mrs O’B to give James an ultimatum. Could we not have a vote on who we’d like on to stand in for James?
Was looking forward to James’ show today as I’d been away last week. Had to switch off as soon as guest host announced! There are precious few left of centre voices in the media so why oh why do we have to have right wingers presenting the show when James is away?
Reckon we should make a list of acceptable alternatives for holiday cover and present it to LBC!!
Yes! After all, this is supposed to be a democracy!!
@chrisbryant1962.bsky.social please! At least Suella is not in the line-up.
😂😂😂 I know someone had to get that in.
I hope Penny is bringing her sword and she has a feature where she doesn't cut them off, but slays them like she is St George and they are dragons..... Sorry, went all a bit Colin there
Think you’re getting a bit over excited. Thought she only appealed to old Tory gentlemen 🙄
For context www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItK...
Shan't bother
So I will only need to tune in on Friday. That's that! I'm sure I will find out in due course whether the other guest presenters get their posteriors handed to them on a plate by your usual well-informed and articulate callers.
Good grief. Is she bringing a big sword? At least I can look forward to listening to @eddavey.libdems.org.uk.
I clearly did not read that right as I missed Eds name. Might have to listen to that one.
I was so disappointed when Lewis told us that he wouldn't be back. Just as he had mastered the format. Was going to message there and then but it seems I'm not alone. Not to worry, podcasts at the ready.
Can you let us know your holiday schedule next time, please, so we can all sync correctly! 😆😂
Oh great, so I have to do the equivalent of washing my hair every day next week?! 🤔 *sigh*
Ditto
Careful, Farage will be demanding one of his "Fillies" (mares?) be given a spot.
😂😂😂😂😂
Are you pished? 🤔
He was riffing on this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKkx...
🙄🤫😁
Blimey, that’s one hell of a work cover. @lewisgoodall.com was fantastic last week but this is so wrong. 😳. I can’t even hate tune in for this one.
Ken Bruce’s listener numbers will be through the roof.
Oops I just did. Quality post!
Well I’ll be glad to have you back in another week but this kind up could be worse if Suella had been caked in again, tbf I’m quite looking forward to Ed Davey
I see LBC have Penny Mordaunt standing in for @mrjamesob.bsky.social this morning. Why does LBC keep promoting the Tory Party, and also Nigel Farage - if Reform get into power, LBC will be one of the reasons.
Penny pinching savings at Poundland. Emily on how to spot a genocide. Cleverly - showing it's not all in a name. Ed (the fella, not the horse) How to horse around to help forget about hunger and debt.
Get to listen to Lauren Laverne live next week 🥳
Something for everyone 🙄
All I can think of now are the words to the Hokey cokey for some strange reason.
That. Is. A. Disgrace.
Very funny post though! Enjoy the holiday! There will be a whole load of mess to clean up on your return!
Seriously???
We know James, but we are all exhausted and feel like we are losing.
What the fuck? Like right-wing shitweasels like Mordaunt and Cleverly don't get enough fucking airtime already? Fuck that shit.
Feels like a massive piss take to me by LBC.
Presume LBC not too bothered about advertising revenue in the 10-1 slot then?
When you're on holiday I'm holiday. We both need a rest.
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Will Penny Mordaunt be holding her big sword? Asking for a friend.
Ok I can deal with that line up - somewhat?? It’s been far worse!! Very much look forward to Ed Davey! That’s an excellent shout! He should have a lot more coverage than he currently gets! But, obvs can’t wait to have the boss back! Hope you’re having a fab holiday!
Oh, Sir, I don't think you're getting out of this one so easily.
Lewis was great this week.
He really did go from being fantastic sharer of information on Monday to bloody amazing radio phone in host by Friday. @lewisgoodall.com.
What the actual fucking fuck?
Baffling that Glowballs haven’t cadjolled @nickabbot.bsky.social into a double-whammy gig during your absence. He’s wasted on the late-night nutters 😉
James, your sense of humour is unparalleled!
✊
No James, not funny 😜
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Line up: w@nk, w@nk, w@nk, Good guy
Note to brain ..read the post properly..was going to defend Ed Davey !
Great response!! 🏴
Good grief😕
James: What made you pick up the phone? Me: My arm In my mind this is hilarious, I don't think it would be the same if I called in.
I am fighting. No LBC today!
I guess Penny Dormant will lighten things up after Farage on Monday. 🤷♂️
Careful James, you get arrested these days for that kind of protest! 🙄
See you in September !
For the love of God, make it stop
Thank god I'm on holiday next week
What if we just think it's bland?
I assumed you were back today and was looking forward to a voice of reason over all this flag nonsense. Eagerly tuned in and found Penny Mordaunt. Gutted 🫤
Good Lord. I've never seen such an incredible bunch! Extra time to listen to my Dionne Warwick Records next week.
Don't worry, they'll soon walk on by ...
...to San José.
But do they know the way ?
But do they know the way ?
Penny mordant and james cleverly are really scraping the barrel. Maybe I'll volunteer next time
What a shower of shite! Is that what LBC was aiming for?
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So glad I'm off work Tuesday and have much better things to do 😂
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😂 (I would fight, but my sword's sleeping in my hand *again*)
(That sounds much worse than I meant it to...)
Not gonna build Jerusalem then? In England's green and peasant land?
Not today, I'm afraid. Once the sword wakes up I'm off to A&E to get these gold burns on my hands treated...
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Ooof! Jimmy dimly and penny mordor. 🥴
Jesus what a bunch of cunts. More talkSPORT next week then.
And don't listen. Return the following week.
Or just have a week’s breaks as well still star contributors are the way to go,
Oh well, at least I have my LPs and the last week of the transfer window as a viable alternative to HMS Penny.
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Oh, the BBC clearly want to address "the imbalance". I only wish I could say, "While they still can." Unfortunately this Labour government has done nothing to stop their bias.
You do know that LBC and the BBC are two separate things?
Tell that to the BBC!
Could've been worse with some of the other tories you might have had to spend hours cleaning away cheap nylon flags.
I did not like Penny mordant or James cleverly, mordant spoke about millionaires leaving the country, something that was Scott’s the week before, and cleverly about a story his friend Jeremy Cunt came up with.
Shit Sandwich.
Oh
Lewis did a good job this week. Next week rhymes with light.
Because when you stand and fight, the person next to you stands up and fights?...
