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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social

These goofy ass Nazis sound like they're in a Wes Anderson movie.

In the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas, nearly an hour from the closest city, a small group of homesteaders is building an exclusive community from scratch. Applicants to the community are screened with an in-person interview, a criminal-background check, a questionnaire about ancestral heritage and sometimes even photographs of their relatives. The community’s two architects — a classically trained French horn player who has livestreamed his own sex videos, and a former jazz pianist arrested but not charged for attempted murder in Ecuador — say they must personally confirm that applicants are white before they can be welcomed in.
aug 19, 2025, 5:11 pm • 6 0

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Li0ness @li0ness.bsky.social

nothing, and i mean nothing could have prepared me for the third paragraph

aug 19, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social

Horny stabby classical music Nazis, obviously. There's a minor banger in the next paragraph as well: “Seeing someone who doesn’t present as white might lead us to, among other things, not admit that person,” said one founder, Eric Orwoll, who moonlights as a Platonic scholar on YouTube

aug 19, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Li0ness @li0ness.bsky.social

okay I know you're pointing at the moonlighting Platonic scholar thing but 'among other things?' AMONG OTHER THINGS?!

aug 19, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social

Yeah like are they implying they'll lynch them right at the interview?

aug 19, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mohammad Rasoul @mohammadrasoul.bsky.social

Fiction could never 👌

aug 19, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social

People would laugh you out of town if you tried to make this shit up

aug 19, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view