i mean, in an adjacent category i found a gothy spa/esthetician near me the other day called The Taxidermist and i don't regularly get facials but i am compelled to go get one just to materially reward that creativity in branding

Also related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ2V...

There's a frozen yogurt shop here called Yozen Frogurt and why yes I have bought their middling product just to reward that name

Heh. Something tells me this is a trap though; once you're inside a giant masseur declares "Ah, fresh meat!" and gives you the most brutal rolfing of your life!