Trump Van Stinkle...
Trump Van Stinkle...
TRumpelstiltskin
Had to tinkle. But where did he go to pee? He called up Melania & snuck up behind her & said hey I just did wee wee
Lol 😂
I guess I have a thing for nursery rhymes 😂
Or limericks.
I missed my calling as a greeting card writer
You’d be better as an insult card writer, or an anti greeting card writer
I wonder what kind of holidays people would buy those cards for? Like "Hey it's Friday! Now go fuck yourself!" 😂
Happy death day, divorcerversy, day you caught the clap, or a nasty stomach virus. Stuff like that.
Divorcerversy is catchy
Definitely greeting card worthy
𝒲ℯ𝓁𝓁, 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒿ℯ𝓇𝓀 𝓈𝓉ℴ𝓇ℯ 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁ℯ𝒹. 𝒯𝒽ℯ𝓎'𝓇ℯ 𝓇𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℴ𝒻 𝓎ℴ𝓊! 𝒮𝓂ℯ𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓁𝒶𝓉ℯ𝓇, -𝒻
That would be an awesome Valentine's Day card! Right from the heart ya know? And with pretty calligraphy & everything
Finally got that stool so you can get up on the terlet?
Terlet 😂😂😂
It's a step ladder thank you very much 😂