Weaponizing a Subway sandwich against the police state and a Taco Bell drive thru against the AI death cult has me wondering how we can turn Arbys curly fries against gender essentialists
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Yes, but a steaming bowl of poutine would be more lethal. 😆
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Our future will not be fought for by the holy, but with pure evil like fast food corporations, margarie taylorb greene, and flaming waymos
aug 30, 2025, 6:56 pm • 16 0 • view
Something something regular fries are for men because they’re phallic and waffle fries are for women because they’re yonic, thus upholding a false bioessentialist binary view of gender. The curly fry is the symbolic synthesis of the infinite possibility of gender, being both phallic and yonic.
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Bucee becomes an insurgent leader. We are all eager beavers.
aug 30, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we living in a Demolition Man prequel?!
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Ugh I WISH I could find a decent rat burger around here
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"Other fries are too straight" (best I got on short notice)
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