See previous tweets rabies boy.

For you my friend.

D'you wanna a biscuit? Who's a good boy? Here's a special biscuit for a special boy. And I won't break it in half and pretend it's two biscuits like someone else we won't mention. And ..... another biscuit coz he's a fwuffy wuffy boy.

He’s a scootchy-woootchy-coootchy-woootchy-wooo! (Scrattles behind the ears)

Just gonna assume neither of you are averse to major reconstructive facial surgery.

Says the bloke hiding behind a mask...

Some say ‘tis a ‘hat’.

I’ve already had a *nose job so - what the heck! 😆 *not cosmetic, wonky septum, difficulty breathing.

Nothing to do with cocaine. No sireee.

In other news Mr Badger saw this and thought of you, it’s a 3D printed Pixar lamp. www.thingiverse.com/thing:432648

Ha. Very good.

I've been very busy recommissioning my greenhouse. It's been completely cleared out I'm about to put a membrane down and then 4x4 wood to define beds on 3 sides to be filled with gravel. I've also now got power, network and mains water to it so I can have automatic watering and decent WiFi up there.

Mr Badger says absolutely fantastic, sounds like you’ve got a great system going. He’s asking if it’s metal or timber frame and what kind of base. He’s rattling on about trenching, ducting, drainage and other things. He’s also asking what you plan to grow in it.

Correct. Was the top bunk at Billy Butlins, Filey 1966. I was taunting our Katy in the lower bunk and fell on my face on the stone floor. Broke my nose and caused the wonky septum, couldn’t breathe through my left nostril until Mr Simon Knight (St James, Leeds) fixed me in 2000. Ta Dah!

Gummed to death! What a way to go!

Yeah, that's just weird.

Dead in a pool of saliva. That's how most dogs will kill ya. Cat's will just run you over.

Cats play the long game.

Pretty sure @catsbearsandme.bsky.social was rushing down the motorway to finish WulfHelm off last night. Dogs do gods work. Cats do you in.

It's not personal... They just get bored. ... and they're murderous psychopaths.

The way of nobles and other kingly types ☺️

Aaaaaargh