The city of Chicago has been engaged in a holy war against ketchup since time immemorial, and I'm pretty sure nobody alive has the faintest fucking clue why.
The city of Chicago has been engaged in a holy war against ketchup since time immemorial, and I'm pretty sure nobody alive has the faintest fucking clue why.
This is the first I'm hearing of it. Did mustard win the great condiment war or something?
Like I said, short of someone finding some Great Lakes Scrolls or some such shit, we'll never know what the fuck got us here.