I got fired from, like, every Red Lobster you could think of: The Bronx, Long Island, Queens, everywhere. I don't know why, but they thought I had [an] attitude. +
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But what was so crazy is that [in order to get hired] you had to lie and say you had never worked at Red Lobster before. And I swear to God I'm not trying to be funny. +
aug 31, 2025, 1:36 pm • 1 0 • view
So I used to lie on the applications until they would find me out. People would notice me and then they would go and tell the manager. I had haters back then. I've had haters since Red Lobster."
aug 31, 2025, 1:36 pm • 0 0 • view
next time I get rejected from a fellowship I'm going to write them a response that says only "I've had haters since Red Lobster!!!!!!!"
aug 31, 2025, 1:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Incidentally, "Red Lobster" is what a number of my haters used to call me
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