Gross! What a colossal waste of OUR money.

Cheap and gaudy. Fraud, waste and abuse.

Shabby man, doing shabby things.

The umbrellas look like chess pieces. Not that one would expect to see chess pieces in this White House.

My first thought, is that they looked like rather weird dildos. Which, considering how he’s fucking everybody, is pretty on point.

Where's the shuffleboard court?

Looks like the outside of a hotel where you can eat your crappy free breakfast.

The shitty place where your shitty job lets you take breaks that's so unpleasant that you'd rather look at reddit in a toilet stall and then get back to work. A great illustration of the soul of a presidency.

I thought those were gilded dildoes.

Exactly!

Ditto.

Let's also not forget that during Trump I, Melania ripped out about a dozen trees, removed the sitting area, and put in a concrete walking path...just the worst.

To bad we don’t have a thermometer to check the temperature with green grass and trees as opposed to a white patio that you’re gonna bake on

An unmitigated disgrace. We have a floridly active mental patient as our President.

Oh, those gold things are umbrellas! I had to look closely…

What a dump

Horrible, sad, wrong.

Maybe the next president will make it a native-plant biodiversity garden.

Desecrated

He ruins everything. Everything.🥲☹️

Enjoy sitting out there in the sun! No shade and so tacky looking. Is he turning the White House into a gold club? I bet they have room somewhere for at least 9 holes.

Frankly, that’s a pretty good metaphor for America. While we’re at it, can we pave over the Pentagon and replace it with low-cost housing? No? Worth a try…

Everything is so stupid!

Criminal

@onderhoudsarmoe.bsky.social

Luckily it can be turned back

Looks like an outdoor cafeteria you might see at a hospital... but with fewer garden variety plants.

You can't buy class.

🤮

Republicans.

That looks hot, and I don’t mean as in cool. I mean like baking in the sun.

A Trump dump.

Awful, whoever did this has no design sense. It looks like restaurants on a tight budget that had to quickly put seating outside during Covid.

Can we sue? Isn’t the WH part of the National Register of Historic Places??

That’s what I’ve been asking.

😥😥😥😥

Cheezy motel patio. Ugh! C'mon, ghost of Jackie Kennedy, haunt this idiot!

He has absolutely no taste, and absolutely no class whatsoever. This is awful.

I’m surprised there isn’t a giant chess board thrown in with all the pieces having Trump’s face on them - maybe in gold while we’re wasting money on tackiness! 🥴

When does he start booking weddings?

so ugly now

Disgraceful!!!

Such a shame!

Tacky, just like your president

It’s a joke. The opposite of a good advert for the USA.

You ever see those houses where the front yard is just all green concrete, because the owner was some angry, depressed old man who didn’t want to mow the lawn anymore but also wanted to keep the appearance of lawn to maintain the value of the home. Ya, that’s what that barren “yard” looks like.

So very, very sad

The umbrellas...

🤮

He doesn't ever plan to leave the WH.

🤮

😢

All that’s missing is an oversized chess set. But wait…

I weep

Failure.

Perfect. Giant dildo centerpieces.

No shade. When would anyone wander onto the patio

Throw some spray tans and fake tits out there and it’s the Mar-a-Lago pool deck. No running!

Ugly and brutal, just like him.

Disgusting!

Cheap and tacky replaces beautiful and classy.

Left = people’s house. Right = classless billionaire garbage aesthetic

Where's the hot dog cart. Maybe an ice cream truck.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot (concrete slab with tables no one will use). We should charge him for the restoration.

📌

🤮

Food court vibe.

Despicable.

OMG! How long before it can go back to normal?

Tacky Wuz Here.

Sweltering humid heat the excuse for no bloody Christmas trees?

Stop it. Makes me weep.

Two different pictures from two different angles.

Our current president has no imagination or great ideas. He turned a garden into a concrete slab. There is nothing more to say, the guy has no clue.

They've paved paradise and put up a parking lot . . .

I keep thinking… “I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.”

Props

It looks like Mar-a-Lago

To Trump, the tacky grotesque vibe at Mar-a-Lago is the epitome of luxury. It shows that he is rich, and that he has taste. All that gold means it’s good, right? He has spent his whole life, wanting to be accepted by people who actually have class and are rich, unlike him.

It’s horrible!!

🤮🤮🤮

Perfect metaphor for the administration. Everything they do is ugly and wrong

Patio of orange dicks

This is not what we meant when we said send him to Club Fed.

He’s such a tasteless man. May the thorns of all roses torture his ass.

Well, we know where those WNBA dildos went

Sickening and temporary. Nothing Trump does at the White House is going to last. The rose garden will be resurrected. The gaudy gold painted medallions will be removed. The history of Trump will be written, truthfully and stand as long as the republic remains. He’s a scumbag motherfucker…

I couldn’t agree more with that last statement. I hope to hell that we have the opportunity to restore/redo all the ugliness and atrocities he has brought upon our country. If we don’t act fast and furious, we may lose that chance.

He’s a scumbag for sure, but it’s not mothers he likes to fuck, it’s young girls. 🤮

WTF!!!

F’ing Nightmare!

JFC