and who actually won the war by making it to berlin and getting hitler to lmao himself in the head? and at the time that happened who was busy trying to help as many nazi generals flee the country to avoid being executed and give them cushy jobs in various post war intelligence agencies?

all of the above

no actually only one army made it to berlin. and one army and intelligence agency were busy rescuing nazi generals from partisans in italy so they could head up the post war german intelligence agency, and only one side put nazi generals into their post war armies.

They made it to Berlin in lend-lease Jeeps

due to the allied operations and material support on the other side they made it when they did. almost like they were military allies or something.

Wehrmacht officers made up like 75% of the East German high command what are you talking about.

Osoaviahkim is less catchy than Paperclip, unfortunately

credit to the soviets though they at least made them do it in a gulag

Yeah I do have to hand them that one bit

By contrast, the Soviets took Nazi party members like Peter Adolf Thiessen and uh, put them in charge of their nuclear programs? Used Wehrmacht officers as the general staff of the East German military? Come on now.