He's alive but the country was hoping he wasn't. Word has it the White House staff was watching Weekend at Bernie's for tips.
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He can barely walk,severe shortness of breath,confusion, fatigue,sleepiness, lower leg edema likely pitting +4.if he’s worried about heaven-reverse Project 2025, restore legislation,stop tariffs, drop all law suits. build fast trains, libraries.Fund education,national healthcare! APOLOGIZE! BuryGOP
aug 31, 2025, 2:54 am • 3 0 • view
The memes and the unbridled hopefulness around Trump being missing for 3 days is 1000% making my weekend.
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 13 3 • view
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aug 31, 2025, 12:22 pm • 3 0 • view
They've probably banned jd from the premisis. Cankles McTitties is definitely giving off late stage Pope Francis vibes.
aug 31, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
How is it going to be better with him dead , if we get to impeach him for treason his entire cabinet goes too. Imwant them all gone, whos with me keep him alive
aug 31, 2025, 6:04 am • 0 0 • view
I needed that laugh. Thank you.
aug 31, 2025, 1:19 am • 3 0 • view
Booooo!
aug 30, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Even though his demise was a rumor, the nightmare won't be over if it becames a reality.
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 pm • 3 0 • view
No, but it will be a good start. If the snake is [redacted], the body [redacted].
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 3 0 • view
lol
aug 31, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
They saw Bernie in the title and were suddenly terrified of having to go to Vermont.
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aug 31, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree that he is alive. Perhaps his mind has finally snapped in a total break from reality? OR… his usefulness has finally #ComeToAnEnd The power brokers who seated him can no longer control him/are considering how to make a credible transition? Triggering the 25th would have to #look credible.
aug 31, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 0 • view
😂 Thank you keeping the humor rolling for the rest of us!
aug 31, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't wish death on anyone but this monster and all his sins must go!
aug 31, 2025, 12:16 pm • 2 1 • view