Ultimate Conspiracy Theory: The Las Vegas Cybertruck fire is a false flag to make it impossible to Google "Cybertruck Fire" and get a good handle on how many of them have caught fire in the last year
Ultimate Conspiracy Theory: The Las Vegas Cybertruck fire is a false flag to make it impossible to Google "Cybertruck Fire" and get a good handle on how many of them have caught fire in the last year
Now that’s an epic but not unlikely theory
Or just a dumbass soldier on leave that wanted shit to go boom..?
Ooooh, interesting.
He is in fact that stupid so this is plausible
We need a podcast to blow up this theory and then a traditional media outlet to “we have have to ask because we are hearing it out there” and then a podcaster to say it’s being picked up by cable news and the an elected official promise to get to the bottom of it.
you joke, but SEO and "reputation management" is one of Elon's first loves... he was a big customer of reputation dot com back in the day, and every auto PR person has had to deal with him scheduling stuff to pull attention from their scheduled events/reveals/etc. there are no jokes anymore
Setting your own product on fire for "reputation management" sounds insane until you remember it's Elon and he's probably using grok for the job now.
Grok wouldn't Grok the instructions.
Maybe the trucks are Groking the instructions?
The ultra wealthy and powerful have 100’s of “fixers.” Money will buy you anything.
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😂😂
Search “cyber truck fire -vegas” to find fires that weren’t in Vegas. There’s plenty.
It's sad because it's so plausible
We know this. Tesla has the worst crash history
It appears that the recent explosion in Las Vegas is the only documented incident involving a Tesla Cybertruck catching fire or exploding. As of June 2023, there have been 198 reported incidents of Tesla cars catching fire.
This is not true. www.tesla-fire.com
Thank you for the updated information. I hope you have a pleasant day.
That is the most AI looking conversation I've ever seen
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It’s Disney’s Frozen all over again.
Trump should do a 34-point list of the Project 2025 policies he most believes in, and call it his “34 convictions”
Something interesting has been going on with Tesla Cybertrucks. Tesla has been quietly replacing their battery packs, seemingly a lot of them. This is basically a quiet recall. Why isn’t Tesla issuing a full, official recall?
isn't it obvious? Muck, like his buddy, believe ordinary rules & laws & regulations don't apply to them
Because "Sorry, you bought a bomb to drive you around." isn't a good image.
Because he's probably looking at it as an "upgrade" instead of a problem needing recall. What laws for EV's exists that would force him to legally call it a "recall". If there are none, whose got the intestinal fortitude to propose them in congress?
Good point Coop. It's Musk false flag bot attack.
Hmmm... now *that's* interesting
Debunked: www.google.com/search?q=Cyb...
Wow tried it out on google .... of course the way to bury unwanted STUFF would be to flood google with items as various snakes in the grass do
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I don't think so. A guy sat in it, set a timer/fuse and blew his brains out. That's a bit extreme even for MAGA!
you gotta Google "Cybertruck Fires" as in plural. that way you get results like this.
I was going to say the same but to pump up sales from radical nutters who are now kissing the treads of that monstrosity. Twits are falling over themselves to protect their families...
electrek.co/2025/01/02/a... … several hours before Vegas
There is always ChatGPT😂
Tesla cyber truck prices have dropped like a lead balloon. People are defaulting on orders and losing a 2.5k deposit. Starting to look like the market has dropped out of the cyber truck market ;-)
Trump wanted an insurance payout to cheap out on building repairs and use the rest to prop up a failing business (or pocket it.)
Overpaying a donor that happened to be a building contractor on the insurance companies dime.
Just gonna leave this link here. www.tesla-fire.com
To go along with that website is this. www.tesladeaths.com
😂😂
Hmm, that’s interesting
How many? Really? Bcuz the rumor is 800+
What was the cause decided on that Tesla truck tragedy that killed the 3 young people recently?
“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself,” Musk declared. Sigh of relief that the Cybertruck has been cleared of any blame. Very important!
www.tesladeaths.com
There is only Zuul
Good one
Oh that’s good!
Why the hell not? Nothing is too far fetched anymore.
Ooooooh. Nefarious. It's likely.
Within the same week, a cyber truck’s battery exploded while sitting at a car lot.
Musk doesn't want you to know how many of these "trucks" have caught on fire.
🤣🤣 love it. Man, I miss when conspiracy theories were fun and mostly about giant hairy man-apes and probing hillfolk.
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According to the National Fire Protection Association (NFPA), about 25 electric cars catch fire per 100,000 each year, while about 1,500 gasoline-powered vehicles catch fire per 100,000. Stop believing the anti-EV propaganda about fires.
Teslas have one fire per 210 million miles traveled, contrasting with one fire per 19 million miles for traditional vehicles based on NFPA data. So they are safer. There you go!
www.tesla-fire.com
We're through the looking glass here
*Plato's allegorical cave is our heads up our own asses. 😉
That’s all Trump thought of vengeance then came Putin’s plane on the tarmac where they parked beside trumps plane 4 a week then his attempted assassinations starts not 1 knew how 2 shoot a big fat orange target yet it’s still continuing oh the violence so tell me does anybody feel sorry 4 Trump
🤣🤣🤣
Boris Johnson when mayor of London wasted millions on some new buses with multiple faults Years later when being interviewed he claimed his hobby was making model buses out of old wine crates - howls of derision on SM 1/2
Now when you google ' Boris Johnson bus ' the top results are about his fake hobby and not about his disastrous purchase of overpriced dodgy real buses for millions. job done 2/2
....i like this theory
Add “crash” to search.
Also you can't google "new year fireworks" anymore
Go to Tesladeaths.com for the details of every Tesla car/ truck death
with the added benefit of mentions of a Trump hotel. Yep. I think you nailed it.
This was a classic Boris Johnson tactic.
There is someone tracking all Tesla crashes, who posts on twitter. Here's the one before the car dealership fire. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Information is power
I KNEW it.
REMEMBER - all Deploreans (cybertrucks) are DESIGNED to provide the most safety for Elon Musk’s EGO, the most important thing in that “truck” Often at the cost of the expendable passengers!
Well played.
What if the driver sacrificed himself at trump's great glass doors in an opening salvo for martial law when he lands? He was a big fan of our antichrist elect. Don't need any help from conspiracy types, my own paranoia fuels my nightmares just fine.
A Tesla truck caught fire just the day before the Nevada incident, it was parked in a parking lot and they need term and to the cause of the fire was the battery. Not to mention all of the Tesla cars that have caught fire, I don't know why the trucks would be any better or different 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Yep. If I hadn’t known it was in Georgia, Google wouldn’t show it to me. I checked.
... are you Adrian Tittman trying to take us off the trail? We see you. 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 (I'm joking as well)
I need to post @antlervel.vet's disclaimer before someone dumb gets mad at me
lol
Although honestly… maybe?
Saved “disclaimer” because *ppl r dum* (their words, probably)
Just tried it-can’t get anything but the Las Vegas story.
Yeah but did they all explode with fireworks?
I'm convinced the fire was a message to trump warning him against elon
Ohhh excellent.
🧐 hmmmmmmm
Don’t worry! It’s still pretty easy to find!
It’s really really crazy that this scenario is highly plausible.
In the time of the 24 hour news cycle, it's not that crazy to ask the questions, though
Another fun fact about the Pinto, it wasn't special, pretty much all Subcompact Hatchbacks from that time had the same problem. The same can not be said about Tesla
They should have printed T-shirts that said, “I survived owning a Suzuki Samurai.”
a disney/frozen situation
It’s taught me that all of those charging stations have cameras.
If there has been they've already cleansed the cloud of any information about them. Based on available public records there are no widespread reports of them catching on fire. Only notable one is the most recent one.
Still. It was a very shit attempt to blow shit up in the name of the father the some and the ghost.
It works.
They're junky smalldick energy on wheels, but "packed with fireworks" seems to have been the culprit here.
1 in every 138 crashes, compared to 18 in 138 crashes