Very specifically saying “been in” instead of “won” here is very funny
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Is he going to headbutt him in the groin?
jul 20, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I miss her terribly.
jul 20, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
People really want to throw down after they learn this man has “accidentally” killed his dog on multiple occasions
jul 21, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
Absolutely no one who’s been in 40 bar fights remains capable of counting to 40, win or lose.
jul 20, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
One or two bar fights “maybe people at bars I go to suck”. 40 bar fights “man I guess I suck”.
jul 20, 2025, 6:22 pm • 12 0 • view
“Every time I go out in public someone kicks my ass”
jul 20, 2025, 6:12 pm • 20 0 • view
There’s a great country song by Bobby Bare (written by Shel Silverstein) called “The Winner” about bar fights genius.com/Bobby-bare-t...
jul 20, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, we all know what catturd looks like.
jul 20, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Being in 1 bar fight is an embarrassing loss of situational awareness. Being in over 40 defines you as a disgraceful drunken slob.
jul 20, 2025, 6:26 pm • 4 0 • view
I hate it when people sign their posts
jul 20, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
"I have TOO been punched in the face! I get punched in the face all the time! At least 40 times, in bars alone, I got punched repeatedly, and mostly in the face! Don't tell me I can't get punched, I'll show you how a Southern man gets punched in the face!"
jul 20, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
"i've been punched in the face A LOT" is some real Tim Robinson character-ass energy
jul 20, 2025, 6:48 pm • 5 0 • view
I hail from a region where people are genetically predisposed to being punchy idiots making me tough by proxy.
jul 20, 2025, 6:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Most fights don’t last three minutes.
jul 20, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 20, 2025, 6:14 pm • 5 0 • view