Sorry boss, I'm not going to get a lot of work done today. Yeah, the president climbed onto the roof of the White House and nobody knows why.
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Not even him.
aug 5, 2025, 3:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Or perhaps especially not him.
aug 5, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait…for real?
aug 5, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
He got to be on camera without someone asking about the Epstein Files. That's a "win" for him at this point.
aug 5, 2025, 6:28 pm • 4 0 • view
Surveying his kingdom and the future ballroom in his head.
aug 5, 2025, 3:29 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 5:47 pm • 88 12 • view
Yeah okay my day is completely shot
aug 5, 2025, 4:17 pm • 158 11 • view
These are the days I genuinely yearn to work in an office again
aug 5, 2025, 4:18 pm • 16 0 • view
I don’t know, in mine I feel like I have to keep a lot of this stuff to myself. I feel like no one would get it and a couple “hate politics”. The kicker is I work for an unemployment agency contractor, we rely on the government for a living. It’s all politics baby!
aug 5, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I am the only person in my office! I feel like I’m going insane!
aug 5, 2025, 4:19 pm • 19 0 • view
If it's the East Wing, he's surveying for the ballroom. That's not a joke.
aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 4 0 • view
what the fuck is going on anymore
aug 5, 2025, 4:26 pm • 2 0 • view
"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Russian drink a glass of water?"
aug 5, 2025, 4:28 pm • 4 0 • view
Just the POTUS announcing the WH will now house a nuclear missile counter battery, NBD
aug 5, 2025, 4:21 pm • 3 0 • view
I want to be clear here - I did actually say this to my boss
aug 5, 2025, 4:45 pm • 81 0 • view
have a real meeting at 1 :(
aug 5, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Self-employed?
aug 5, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view