It’s so embarrassing to see the extinction burst machinations of entitled boomer men trying to hold on to former glory & privilege 😬 I mean, ffs, is he seriously putting himself in with Ali? ALI? The sheer caucasticcringe

Did Andrew himself actually write this butchering, btw? Or is this some AI campaign sloganslopspew auto posting

I mean, either way. Either he thought of it himself, or he's insufficiently sentient to notice a hatchet job of that magnitude on himself. That he paid for.

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post like a clown

cringe like there's no tomorrow, sorry, like there IS a tomorrow but you fervently wish there weren't

Why is this so sweaty

That's just his permanent mood

FLOAT like a butterfly, sting like a bee. How are they so inept at this?

That footwork still blows my mind

My theory is the usual Dem consultants couldn't convince Mamdani to hire them so now Cuomo's paying them to fuck up his life

god i hope so. Let them all burn together.

Exactly!

Pretty float for a white guy.

we all fly down here

Fly like an eagle, into the sea

Someone, please call 911 to have a wellness check done on this insane clown. He's going through some things.

Send a posse?

I don't think this is a staffer. Whoever's been tweeting can't write a coherent tweet, and surely a staffer would get the quote right. It's Andrew.

He's exactly the kind of jackass who, back in the day, would have made a big show of refusing to use Ali's chosen name.

It's really amazing how he keeps getting worse at everything.

how do you get that quote wrong

you don't have staffers reviewing them, credit to him on that one

they just hired someone new to do all these posts and it appears to be the dumbest and most annoying male teenager available

Hustle loyalty respect, the cuomo way

Let that sink in

Live. Laugh. Move. Vote.

Pokémon Get to the Polls

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do in the country.

He’s trying so so hard to be relevant. (Not possible)

How did Mario not pass down any warmth and/or personality to his idiot sons?

My mother used to yearn for Mario for President. then again she also until recently had Newsom as "my guy," so.

Everybody sing: "He's Aaaaandrew, Andrew Cuomo! Flies like a butterfly, cuz the quote he don't know..."

"Float" like a butterfly, idiot.

Andrew buddy, please stop, you're embarrassing yourself

No, shhhhh let him do that

Lmao

Can’t remember did Ali ever get knocked the fuck out in the first round and then ultimately win the fight?

He just refused to stay down or admit he was beat, that's all. Oh wait. Not Ali

no he is

It's supposed to be "Flee like a fly, stink like a butt."

How do you get one of the most famous boxing (sports in general???) quotes wrong?

I think he got that wrong. I'm pretty sure Muhammad Ali said "Fly like a butterfly, be like a bee."

Everyone knows it’s sing like a bee

Andy can't float.

I’m haveing an accident

Did “brother of Chris” even come up in the brainstorming?

"groper of many"

Ew

I have a hypothesis. youtu.be/YMqMKxJJYvY?...

what the fuck is happening

I'm just assuming we are having a shared mass stroke at this point, tbh.

Guy Who Just Got His Butt Kicked In A Boxing Match Insists That The Real Match Has Just Begun

He literally lost a two man fight, that’s what RCV is, the general election is *less* of a two man fight than that was

it's not you, it's cuomo who's having a psychotic episode

All I can think about right now

It’s bad bad

lmao

He didn't even get the quote right, it's 'float like a butterfly' not 'fly like a butterfly', because Muhammad Ali had a way with words and the version Cuomo came up with sounds stupid

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Deeply uncomftable with the use of "Zio" there tbh!

Yeah, that was a record-scratch antisemitic slur jumping out at one there.

Ok but like there are actually only two rounds in this electoral fight. I know that's not the point but its not like Cuomo gets 15 shots at the apple here

He is posting through it

Christ on a stale cracker. Could this dude be any more awkward? It isn't 1970 any more, you dried up stick of political beef jerky. Go home, you're drunk or something.

Who is he talking to??

I feel like if he really wants to intimidate Zohran, he should mention his nipple rings. That'll strike some fear...

After criticizing Mamdani for not truly caring about the economic plight of New Yorkers, there's no better follow-up than "Do you know who my father is!? I'm a heavyweight!" Real man of the people messaging.

He is sounding more and more like Eric Adams and I'm not sure why they think that is a good thing to lean into.

Well he is competing with him for donors, and so far they seem to prefer Adams.

Did he watch that David Mamet interview and think Mamet looked good?

Is this FOR REAL?

a second bottle of red wine has been opened

He's trying to be a bully but its republicans that like bullies.

Look obviously he's pulling for the GOP vote, he needs it, that is now his side of the street. and if he weren't competing with two other incredibly awful candidates for it, he might even have a sh-- lol no

He's so culpable, he could be running to stay ahead of another scandal. He can always claim it's another political witch-hunt.

Someone is, it may not be you.

I have eaten the votes in the votebox ... so freedom and so cold...

Dementia in full bloom, ship him down to Boca, stat.

Emulating Muhammad Ali, known Muslim, and dead, is a choice.