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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online

Getting some very real investment opportunities on Instagram

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aug 10, 2025, 11:27 pm • 54 3

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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social

I really boffed it when it came to investing in Eastern Poland, I'm not letting this one get by me

aug 10, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leshij @leshij.bsky.social

Finally, my goods will be able to reach astrakhan on time.

aug 11, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Paul Jenkins @canuckinpanama.bsky.social

Where can I send my bitcoin?

aug 10, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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₿Itcoin ₿ro @bitcoinbro.bsky.social

I’ll take it for you. Need an address?

aug 10, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Jenkins @canuckinpanama.bsky.social

You are so kind. How much should I send? I want to secure my spot on the ground floor.

aug 10, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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₿Itcoin ₿ro @bitcoinbro.bsky.social

To do that you wouldn’t send it to someone else, you would procure your own. Study self custody friend!

aug 10, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Philip Bagley @pb102.bsky.social

Oh man is Oman going to be pissed

aug 10, 2025, 11:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeremy Wallace @jeremywallace.bsky.social

aug 10, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Friendly Gamer @friendlygamer.bsky.social

The extra N is for Not gonna happen.

aug 10, 2025, 11:31 pm • 4 0 • view
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Nate B @warpedhorizon.bsky.social

Uhhhh parts of Tehran are higher than Denver

aug 10, 2025, 11:29 pm • 11 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

Relax, ChatGPT will figure out the engineering

aug 10, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

Also, you can clearly see from the map that this canal goes through “Teheran,” not Tehran

aug 10, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Philip Bagley @pb102.bsky.social

But you can just keep the canal water down at sea level and use really tall ladders for passengers and elaborate ropes and pulleys for cargo unloading at the Tehran dock.

aug 10, 2025, 11:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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corbin dallas @cjc89.bsky.social

Why not put it on the other side of the straight of hormuz? If we’re just gonna pretend why not ignore the bottleneck

aug 10, 2025, 11:35 pm • 8 0 • view
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Corpse Flower 🪬 @creepydoll.bsky.social

This comment is frying me, ty

aug 11, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social

For a minute I forgot which central American country had tried to use bitcoin as a national currency. Because "Nicaragua canal + bitcoin mining scam powered by geothermal" is sort of a royal flush of scam/conspiracy content.

aug 11, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Marc W @marcwbaseball.bsky.social

The canal is hard on its own; they also want to pick up and move Pakistan to Oman? Thats another logistical challenge.

aug 10, 2025, 11:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social

Was wondering what Julio Teheran was up to these days

aug 10, 2025, 11:28 pm • 3 0 • view