Goddamn, don’t the Real America people ever get sick of crying about chain restaurants? Don’t you want something more from life than filling your diaper about Applebee’s? Grow up.
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*someone's* not being very when you're here you're family
aug 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 15 0 • view
Always whining and working the refs.
aug 22, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
Please, I made a healthy lunch for myself today and it gave me the squirts. This place is hell. 😎
aug 22, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
It's an attack on homogeneity, which is close to a sacred principle with them.
aug 21, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
This is why that “Fancy Like” song bothered me so much. Is the greatest thing you can conceive of an interstate exist north of a city?
aug 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 25 0 • view
Yes
aug 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
That song makes me see red. I’m honestly embarrassed by how angry it makes me any time I hear it
aug 22, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
the funny thing about the cracker barrel rebranding is like, I get it, it's.. bland. and probably upsetting to like, people who really like cracker barrel, but there is literally nothing woke about it, it just sucks and y'all haven't learned how to identify something that sucks without crying woke 🤷♀️
aug 22, 2025, 12:18 am • 3 0 • view
like I haven't shopped at the gap in like 30 years but I still had some choice words when they tried to rebrand. the new Jaguar branding is... something... but like, this isn't wokeness, pls calm down and unbrainwash yourself it was already weird and embarrassing.
aug 22, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
They can only complain about what they know or allege to know
aug 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
it’s so embarrassing, man. it actually fills me with secondhand embarrassment
aug 21, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view