He was in there for a few minutes and then made a beeline for the door. I stopped him and asked what the accident was, and he stammered out “a loss of bowel control”. That’s right, he shit his pants and used our shower instead of his.
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dying at the cop-speak for shitting pants
aug 29, 2025, 1:37 pm • 5 0 • view
"a me-involved loss of bowel control" defund the poolice
aug 29, 2025, 1:39 pm • 6 0 • view
BRUH
aug 29, 2025, 12:58 pm • 2 0 • view
To his credit, he didn’t use our towels, and his sister gave us each $50 off our rent for the next year. Still, not a great way to figure out that if you paid me $600 you could surprise me with something like shitting your pants and using my shower without telling me.
aug 29, 2025, 12:45 pm • 54 0 • view
A corporate landlord would have probably made you submit a rebate.
aug 29, 2025, 1:08 pm • 10 0 • view