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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online

Wait so what Trump thing have I missed

aug 30, 2025, 2:27 am • 58 4

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Anti-Manatee Propaganda @ronzonie7.bsky.social

Le morte

aug 30, 2025, 12:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Nothing that we know of, this is just the posting orchestra tuning up for the blessed event

aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 74 6 • view
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Andrew Nelson @i.amnot.social

Bring on the two-a-days, I want to be READY

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 12 0 • view
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social

I have been meticulously constructing a playlist

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 10 0 • view
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drblatto.bsky.social @drblatto.bsky.social

I love that nothing's actually happened people are just manifesting V I B E S lolol

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 am • 5 0 • view
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social

It’s important to keep up spirits in troubled times

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 am • 11 0 • view
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social

Yeah this is just preparation. The more rehearsal we do, the better and funnier each of our posts will be when the day comes. This is workshopping.

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 22 1 • view
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Jo from Colorado @jocolorado.bsky.social

🙏🍊🤡 💀

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social

We are prepping for the good day

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social

Live look from the Presidential Bedroom socialistworker.co.uk/wp-content/u...

Idiots standing over an incapacitated Stalin
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 am • 0 0 • view
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moshstradamus.bsky.social @moshstradamus.bsky.social

He's dead

aug 30, 2025, 2:35 am • 4 0 • view
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social

Schrodingers' trump, simultaneously dead and not dead until we open the box.

aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 330 45 • view
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The Specious Report @thespeciousreport.bsky.social

Preferably a pine box.

aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 5 0 • view
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forrestnews.bsky.social @forrestnews.bsky.social

And , a fecal greaseball has washed up on Chesapeake Bay.

aug 30, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social

he’s MIA for some indeterminate period of time and it’s making people…hope for stuff

aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 13 1 • view
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social

This is correct. We really need to not get out over our skis here. This level of false hope could be deadly to some of our loved ones.

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 5 0 • view
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social

he's only *mostly* dead. still slightly alive.

aug 30, 2025, 2:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Bob, yeah Bob @bob-nc.bsky.social

well don't give him that damned pill!

aug 30, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Indiana Justice @indjustice.bsky.social

He isn't dead, but we're all wishing he is.

aug 30, 2025, 2:27 am • 12 0 • view
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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social

Nice reverse jinx try

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social

We had a cabinet fellatio meeting a couple days ago, nobody has seen him since. Golf weather is perfect for Labor Day, which is also a good time for a normal President to give a rousing speech about Things. His schedule is empty for the weekend.

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 3 0 • view
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my personality is "castlevania" @leokitty.bsky.social

he's just not appearing anywhere for a while again because he's lazy and there's hope it's more -- i lean more towards it's related to behavior like staring into space for 40 minutes at a time during events more than imminent organ failure

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 3 0 • view
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jenniferholton7.bsky.social @jenniferholton7.bsky.social

All I know, is when it does happen, we need to start whispering that the next two in line of succession conspired to off him.

aug 30, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social

Laura Rozen @lrozen Trump has no public events scheduled all weekend. Don't believe he was seen today either. 1.5K 427K Laura Rozen @lrozen 1h Not seen yesterday either Robert Mackey @RobertMackey 1h Replying to @lrozen Or yesterday 7 39 281 23K Laura Rozen @lrozen WH pool reporter says the pool did not see the president today:
aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 4 1 • view
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Damiana Swan @damianaswan.bsky.social

Just folks trying to figure out what the shape of the negative space is, really.

aug 30, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
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El tejón @ohgod.bsky.social

we’re all just really tired man

aug 30, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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cornb93.bsky.social @cornb93.bsky.social

He's dead. That's right. Dead tired of crime in DC!

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social

Gone for the weekend, maybe dead?

aug 30, 2025, 2:27 am • 3 0 • view
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social

Oh it would be joyous! "Everybody's twerkin' for the weekend!!" 🎶🎵🎶😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social

nobody has seen him since Monday, has no events scheduled this weekend

aug 30, 2025, 2:27 am • 20 0 • view
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social

No way... Monday???

aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social

I thought it was Wednesday

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Pedro Yokes @pedroyokes.bsky.social

That cabinet meeting was Tuesday.

aug 30, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Lucy🏜️ @summerbreeze0102.bsky.social

It’s Wednesday he was last seen. It’s been going on 48 hours and no events all weekend including Florida or golf. There are definitely reasons to ask questions

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 3 0 • view
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social

*Wednesday

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 29 0 • view
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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social

So wait, Jenna Ortega is involved in this somehow?

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 11 0 • view
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social

First I see Monday, then Tuesday, now it's Wednesday?

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 4 0 • view
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social

the big cabinet meeting was Tuesday, but he was also seen Wednesday I think

aug 30, 2025, 2:31 am • 5 0 • view
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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social

The tongue bath cabinet meeting was Tuesday. Did he do anything publicly Wednesday?

aug 30, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social

Could be that people have been saying is that he doesn’t have any events planned through Monday?

aug 30, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Lucy🏜️ @summerbreeze0102.bsky.social

Wednesday is correct

aug 30, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
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dxmnkd316 @dxmnkd316.bsky.social

Wednesday. It’s been two days unless I’ve been reading wrong.

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 2 0 • view
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social

🙏

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view